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[NEW YEAR, NEW TASK]

NEW YEAR, NEW TASK
Username: Yasha
Task: 5
I did it!

Everyday I sit outside with a little stray cat
Give her a crunchy treat and she may sit in your lap


(I do have a stray cat that I feed. She is the sweetest thing ever. I love her so much. QQ)

[NEW YEAR, NEW TASK]

NEW YEAR, NEW TASK
Username: Yasha
Task: 4
I did it! Oh snap. I did not know that! Luckily, I slept in! Then I went to the bakery for some fresh bread and croissants. I took a long hot bath with a bath bomb (fancy living)! For dinner I made homemade lasagna. I don't want to make it everyday but it was really good!! QQ

[NEW YEAR, NEW TASK]

NEW YEAR, NEW TASK
Username: Yasha
Task: 3
I did it! Chicken lettuce wraps, steamed rice and then bubble tea for dessert!
Yuuuuuummmm

[NEW YEAR, NEW TASK]

NEW YEAR, NEW TASK
Username: Yasha
Task: 2
I did it!

[NEW YEAR, NEW TASK]

NEW YEAR, NEW TASK
Username: Yasha
Task: 1
I did it! meowmeowmeow

[YEAR OF THE TIGER]

YEAR OF THE TIGER
Username: [ your username ]
Preference list: tabby perma / white tiger / tiger bear / tiger shark / tiger shrike /

[I'm a phonyREAL hero!]

I'm a phonyREAL hero!
Yasha will be playing Lucky Egg!

[I SSSPY]

I SSSPY
Your new prophesy: Good news, hot local phonies in your area want to meet you. ;o

[WHICH WITCH]

WHICH WITCH
Name: Broom Baton
Sex: F
Theme: Broom / Cleaning witch??
Personality: Broom Baton is a pleasant witch even if she is a bit disillusioned in her witchy abilities. This sweet little earth phony believes she can fly! With her trusty broom steed, Sweepy, and some pretty sweet sound effects BB is zooming all across Phonyland. Zoooooom. She also offers her cleaning services to anyone in need. Need help with your annual fall cleaning? Need help relocating a friendly spider and it's web? Call BB and she will fly right on over. She may be eccentric but she is sweet and helpful through and through!
Familiar species: Cat
Colouring Sheet:

[CLOUD SEEDING]

CLOUD SEEDING
Username: Yasha
Preference list: plant witch / yellow-green jellyfish / red-green jellyfish
Familiar species: Bird

[SEVEN YEARSSS]

SEVEN YEARSSS
Your new superstition: Pick up a piece of trash when you go outside to appease your inner trash goblin or else you'll wake up to find your room filled with shredded paper... again.

"Tire— me out? Wait, what??" Expired stumbled over his words, dumbfounded. He stalled out, error 404, as he tried to comprehend what she was saying. Hush, not slowing down, left him in a stupor in the hallway by himself. In her absence he was able to shake off the paralyzation and darted into the kitchen after her. He skipped to a stop and they were now face to face again. It felt like when he cut her off at the bar. Heat. Dizziness. Desire. The only thing different this time was the lack of booze on their breaths. 

Exp felt his face heated up as she continued to tease him. Winking? Safe-words? He was certainly in over his head, but he couldn't pull away. He wondered if all alicorns had this power, this allure? Whatever it was, he was happy to play along for now.

With another graceful turn, Hush was making her way out of the kitchen. Once again, Exp was happy to have magic to tow along the rest of the meal with him. As they dashed up the stairs, strange aromas wafted from the various plates and bowls. His curiosity was piqued. It helped pull him back to serious business phony mode. After all, He was here for work.

He didn't linger in the hall for too long, wanting to go ahead and get this thing started. Exp set down the various platters and tried not to visually dissect them too much.  He wanted to have a clear mind when tasting them each for the first time. "I'm guessing the recliner is for me?" Food and a recliner? That was dangerous nap territory.

The green gift bag caught his attention again.  He scooted the present down the table towards Hush. "You should go ahead and open it.... Who knows, part of it might be relevant for a test test stream ." He said with a cheeky smile.


(Wasn't sure how to handle this and also keep the story moving along so the spoiler is kind of my next reply early so she can react to it)
[spoiler]
Buried in a small mountain of tissue paper, there is a stuffed leopard plushie, with pale sparkly golden eyes. He saw it in a store shortly after their first meeting and thought the eyes reminded him of her. The cute plush is holding on to a bag of spicy vegan siracha jerk along with a note. The note reads 'Sorry for being a jerk-y...'

(Haha, I couldn't help myself.)[/spoiler]

@cursedwanderer

"Ninja pjs.... Oh my gosh, that is so adorable." Lucky said squeeing at the thought of cute babby pajamas.

The matches up were announced and the fights took place quickly afterwards. One. Two. Three. Four!! Four fights back to back. Lucky was on the edge of her seat. She kept looking back and forth from the arena to Mossflower. She had no idea what he kids looked like so she was just waiting to see her friend freak out. It was hard to tell who was who since they all had wrestling names. In the final fight, the little green phony stumbled and knocked the lil purple guy out of the rink. "Did you see that!? That was crazy. What an elegant sommersault." The flutter said clearly impressed with his fumble.

@Ruriska

After his defeat, Rorschach is found by the press and he decides to go along with it. He nods along as the interviewer asks their questions. "Yeah, yeah, that was rough. F-Stop just seemed to topple over and knocked me out of the ring, huh.... Well nonetheless, he is a formidable foe. Good luck to anyone that has to face off against him." Rorschach let out a deep sigh. "Honestly? I am feeling a little relieved. There were some scary looking competitors in the locker room. We are in for some good fights this evening."

He thought of his answer to the next question. "Memorable... Hmm... Perhaps the part when I realized I wasn't invisible... I guess my mom was just playing along when she saw the rolls floating around in the kitchen." The unicorn colt gave a chuckle as he rubbed the back of his head.

"F-Stop? Oh, well I suppose that didn't go the way either of us planned. But I am proud to have taken him on and I will be glad to call him a friend after all of this. I'm rooting for him. Good luck buddy!" He turned to look into the camera and gave a wave hoping his new pal would feel inspired by the gesture.

"Well I think I am going to go ahead and announce my retirement. I am just not cut out for wrestling." He smiled and gave a shrug. "Are you sure this will continue to be a thing?? I feel like it may not be entirely legal...." He thought back to the way everyone was blind folded and brought here. "I hope to take a more passive role here in Phonyland. I'd like to continue my studies in psychology and learn about phonykind."

"Now that my evening is free... I think I will watch the rest of the fight from the comfort of the stands. I smell the concession stand popcorn now. I think that would be a great consolation prize. Thank you so much for having me today." The tiny tike gave a big smile and went to stand in line. Hopefully he could be sitting down by the time the next fight began.

He was buzzed through the gate and made his way up to the white mansion. It was an intimidating place, but his worries melted away seeing Hush. He smiled, taking a moment to marvel at the pale alicorn before him but something caught his eye. He noticed the way her eyes shifted, scanning behind him for a second. Exp looked behind him as he stepped inside.

"Hey there, good to see you again." He said shifting his attention back to Hush not thinking to linger on it much longer. Following her lead as they made a path towards the kitchen. His eyes took in the stunning surroundings, but did notice quite a few guards and cameras. Was she in danger?? Well it made sense, celebrity status came with celebrity problems. He was sure someone had tried to get her attention before. He puffed up trying not to look small compared to the draft bodyguards.

"Yeah. Yeah. That sounds great. Anything else I should know before we go live? Will you continue streaming after our... uh segment??" Expired said not knowing the terminology. He would hope that he could spend some time with her after, but understood if he would be promptly removed from the premises.

"Oh! I got you a little something." The pale green bag with white tissue paper floated in front of them now. "Want to open it now or save it for the streeeam?" He smirked playfully. "I can open it, or security if they are unsure. I am trying to make a good second impression. You deserve better." 


@cursedwanderer