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Ph0ny

Phonyland Yellow Pages: Profession Directory
« on: November 11, 2020, 10:19:21 PM »


PHONYLAND YELLOW PAGES
...A Profession Directory so you know where to find your baker, your baker, your baker, and/or decide if you want to be a baker...


:: Phonyland Administration

Silent Quill [ Jun D ] :: Major Domo
Quill is in charge of all Phonyland operations. His office is located in the highly dangerous Phonyland Administration Building. Do not seek without life insurance.

Fireflight [ Maxx D ] :: QC Officer
Flight is the Quality Control Officer for Phony quest concepts and additionally does anything that needs to be done. His office is located in the Phonyland Administration Building, though he is happy to judge you anywhere you'd like.

Prowl [ Phonyland ] :: Security
Prowl oversees Phonyland security with relentless efficiency. Her office is located in the Phonyland Administration Building, but she may be found on the prowl for reprobates if you are a masochist.

Ava Adore [ Phonyland ] :: City Hall
Adore is ostensibly in charge of City Hall, where she disdains newlyweds-to-be with equal measure loathing and apathy.


:: Park Rides

Splash Landing [ Byagane319 ] :: Log Flume Operator
Splash operates the Log Flume Ride at the water park.  All rides come with complimentary pictures of customers just going down the big drop.


:: Food & Beverages

Bon Appetit [ Byagane319 ] :: Baker
Bon Appetit is a premiere baker and can make anything that involves baking.  She specializes in desserts and snacks!  She provides Noel snacks for her customers in exchange for free hair care!

Sweet Bread [ -Yasha Alchemist ] :: Baker
Specialty is in breads of all kind; from breakfast to dinner, feel free to drop in for something tasty.

Cherpumple [ Syrcaid ] ::  Baker
Specialty pies and sandwich bread.

Latte [ grasshopper pie ] :: Café Owner
A cafe of browns, creams and pinks with a large counter and a glass case full of pastries and sweets.  Order what ever you want from the overwhelmingly large albeit well-organized menu board!

Pink Lemonade [ Ruriska ] :: Waitress/Bar Owner
Waitress in the establishment owned and run by Fruit Punch, Midnight Snack, Sunny Delight, and herself, but she is also quite capable of whipping up a special trademark drink or two if you ask nicely.

Midnight Snack [ Atmadja ] :: Molecular Gastronomist
Midnight Snack is the principal chef in the establishment owned and run by Pink Lemonade, Fruit Punch, Sunny Delight, and himself. He makes food that is meant to be an experience rather than just a meal, and delights in making things taste unexpected.

Country Kitchen  [ Byagane319 ]  :: Short Order Cook
Kit runs his own little diner called The Dinner Bell!  There he serves only the best home cooking, the kind that will most definitely make you pack on the pounds.

Sarsaparilla Sunset [ Scaramouche Fandango ] :: Soda jerk
 She makes and bottles soda and is a jerk.

Barley Pop [ Tristam Lockhart ] :: Beer Brewer
Has a small brewery that provides several establishments with many types of beer.

Espresso Brulee [ zippedsiren ]:: Barista
Runs a small, upscale coffee bar (Crown Cup) that specializes in Italian style coffees

Sunny Delight [ DivineSaturn ] :: Bar Co-Owner/Breakfast Barista
Sunny works the breakfast bar at Cloud Nine, the establishment owned and run by Fruit Punch, Midnight Snack, Pink Lemonade and herself. She offers hearty breakfasts, tasty drinks, and warm atmosphere- all you need to start your day off right!

Banana Creme [ shortcutt ] :: Pâtissier
Banana Creme runs an online order and delivery pastry shop from the back of her siblings' bar, Cloud Nine. You'll find highly decorated delicacies here, and even have a cute mare deliver 'em to you! ... Not that she really wants to, anyway.

Jasmine Tea [ Byagane319 ] :: Tea maker/server
Come enjoy a soothing cup of the best tea in phonyland at The Tea House.  Simply enjoy your cup or be served in a traditional tea ceremony!

Chocolate Orchid [ PeanutButterpies ] :: Chocolatier
Orchid runs a small chocolate shop where he sells all sorts of chocolate creations, his specialty being chocolate flowers. He'll make anything special order if you just ask, also caters!

Blind Love [ Yushika ] :: Restaurant Owner
Blind Love owns a restaurant called "First Impressions". The restaurant has a website where people can put in a dating application and a time that is best for them, and she'll call them with dinner reservations sometime that week, where they'll go on a blind date at her restaurant! She does some cooking, but she tends to stay as the main host and runs the online site!


:: Retail

Dainty Delta [ Atmadja ] :: Seamstress/Lace-maker
Dainty Delta has a tiny little shop wherein she makes to-order clothing, tablecloths, knit stuffed animals, and anything else soft and dainty.

Silk Kimono [ Astraea Pandora ] :: Imports/Kimonos
Fans of the far East, come one and all to Pink Blossom Imports. All of your needs met with grocery items, cooking utensils, candy, books, movies and tv series, gifts and more. As a side business, Silk makes custom pieces and replicates designer kimono styles.

Scent Puff [ Byagane319 ] :: Perfumer
Perfume Maker in the Romantique Boutique, a collection of shops she and her family own.  She runs the Belles Odeurs shop.

Honeysuckle [ Byagane319 ]  :: Florist
Honeysuckle owns a flower shop where he makes all sorts of fancy flower arrangements!  His daughter, C.C., helps with deliveries and his son, Larry, writes the cards.

Obi [ frozen_flames06 ]:: Alchemist
Obi makes her potions and alchemy creations in her dark and mystic looking shop. She makes potions from forgotten books and specialty potions during the year. She also teaches lessons on alchemy to those that want to learn.

Candy Dandy [ Blue Eyed Melloon ] :: Edible Arrangements
Makes edible flower and basket arrangements for special occasions. Her shop is attached to her house in the back.

Knit Once [ elvyralani ] :: Yarn/supplies
She sells almost any type of yarn you could imagine. Knitting supplies too and she teaches classes!

Extra Extra [ elvyralani ] :: Newsie
Read all about it! He sells newspapers with the latest headlines.

Marvel [ elvyralani ] :: Comicbook Seller
Find all the latest comicbooks here! Big publishers, smaller ones, graphic novels, you name it!

Tinker Toy [ Tristam Lockhart ] :: Toy Maker
Owns a small whimsical corner shop where he sells handmade toys and repairs well-loved ones.

Starry Nightlight [ Byagane319 ] :: Party Lights Store Owner
Starry owns the shop, Fairy Lights!  She provides all sorts of themed string lights for parties.

Beyond Bedazzled [ Byagane319 ] :: Filly Accessory Store Owner
Bebe owns Bedazzled, the phony store equivalent of Claires.  All sorts of cheap themed accessories for little fillies.


:: Services

Noël [ Astraea Pandora ] :: Hair Stylist
Noël is owner and head stylist of Phonyland's best (and only) hair salon Cheveux de Chevaux. If it's hair or fur, Noël can cut it, soak it, wax it, curl it, strip it, dye it, wash it, crimp it, and style it

Aqua Fresh [ Atmadja ] :: Dentist
Aqua Fresh's dentistry is shaped like a tooth and full of kids' magazines and a bright interior. She is a gentle-hoofed flutter concerned primarily with your pearly whites, and with sending you innumerable cards in the mail until you break down and get your teeth checked.

Imperial Ink [ Astraea Pandora ] :: Tattooist
Your body is your home, decorate it with style. If you feel your natural markings (or lack there of) aren't expressing yourself enough, Ink has your back. In-house design available or bring in your own.

Burning Bright [ kamileunaire ] :: Delivery Service/Cartographer
Burning Bright owns a small shop that offers many supplies one might need to send mail or packages. With excellent navigational skills and an impeccable delivery record, BB delivers important letters and packages near and far in record time, though it's a little more expensive than the regular post. His specialty is overnight deliveries.

Cootie Canoodle [ Tristam Lockhart ] :: Kiss-O-Gram
Owns a small brightly color office next to her father's Flower Shop, where she offers several services with an increasing amount of costumes to choose from.

Hydrangea [ Fea Line ] :: Landscape Designer
Hydrangea has a Greenhouse filled to the brim with all kinds of plant life for special occasions, various tools you need for growing your own garden as well as materials for his landscaping business or small Do-it-Yourself projects!

Cirrus [ Ruriska ] :: Fortune Teller 
Cirrus of Happy Cup Fortunes will happily read your specific future for a small donation and loudly informs the general populace of oncoming doom for free.

Negative [ Kitty Sprightt ] :: Hunter/Trapper/Exterminator
If you need something caught, killed, gutted, skinned, and/or plucked, Negative's probably your guy - especially if you want to eat it afterwards. Or don't mind Neg eating it. Messily.

Boomstick [ Scaramouche Fandango ] :: Demolitions Expert
Owns a small construction firm that specializes in the mass removal of geologic obstacles using the magic of explosions.

Hidden Hearts [ LOLLI qAq ] :: Romance Advisor/Match-Maker
Need to find your One True Love? Hidden Hearts is your girl. She runs a very discreet match-making service out of a small one room office. Available by appointment only.

Tiger Balm [ Ruriska ] :: Herbalist 
A provider of traditional herbal remedies for just about any ailment. Complaints about the taste will be met with the forceful, angry shoving of said herbal remedy down your throat.

Banshee [ Ruriska ] :: Professional Mourner
Has something you love passed away? Are you emotionally constipated or just need an extra expression of grief? A specialist when it comes to wailing and sobbing, Banshee will do the mourning on your behalf.

Chiffon Swirl [ Byagane319 ] :: Flutter Clothing maker
Chiffon owns Fabulous Flutter, a shop dedicated to making clothing and accessories for flutters.

Flits N Giggles [ Syrcaid ] :: Bird Rescue/Rehabilitation
Saves, helps, and certified to render professional aid to birds, particularly endangered and native fauna.


:: Entertainment

Draft Punk [ Byagane319 ]  :: DJ
Draft operates the three story building called The Grasslands!  He operates the middle level as a dance club where he constantly drops the sickest beats for his nightly customers.

PARTY [ Scaramouche Fandango ] :: Drummer
Does a lot of studio work for his dad and jams at his brother's nightclub

Pale Moonlight [ Scaramouche Fandango ] :: Pianist
Featured piano player for the Phonyland Sym-Phony Orchestra; does solo, album, and soundtrack work occasionally.

Bohemian Raspberry [ Scaramouche Fandango ] :: Vocalist
Frontmare for a number of musical projects, most of which are equally loud and weird.

Shrill X [ Ruriska ] :: Radio Host
Tune into Xtreme Scream on 101.5 Annihilation Radio with your host, Shrill X, where the X is never silent!

Roc N' Rolls [ Syrcaid ] :: Professional Rock Musician
Specializes in composing tablature and editing musical scores for rock and roll/electric guitar.


:: Arts and Culture

End of an Era [ Scaramouche Fandango ] :: Bookseller
 Has a bookstore that specializes in out-of-print texts. Sometimes she writes herself and edits the work of others; she's more than willing to put things that other phonies write up for sale in her shop.

Ikebana [ Atmadja ] :: Traditional Japanese Florist/Calligrapher
Ikebana makes traditional Japanese flower arrangements for any occassion, as well as beautiful calligraphy in both Japanese and the Roman alphabet. He does frown on otaku, however.

Poet Lariat [ Byagane319 ] :: Poet/Actor
Larry owns, operates, and lives above a small theater where he puts on small plays.  He also offers acting and poetry lessons for youngsters who are interested!

Macarena [ Byagane319 ] :: Dancer
Macarena's School of Dance!  Specializes in all types of Latin dances!


:: Sports

Fourseam Fastball [ Atmadja ] :: Baseball pitcher
Pitcher for the quite-popular Phonyland Phonies. How? Come and see him pitch, that's how.


:: Gaming

Roll to Dodge [ Scaramouche Fandango ] :: Dungeon Master, Purveyor of Games
 Has a small, unassuming gaming shop which is basically a front for her and her sister's DMing activities- they hold games in the shop and at their homes.


:: Education & Academia

Morning Glory [ Astraea Pandora ] :: Teacher
Morning Glory is the beginning and the end of Phonyland ISD. She runs the large one room school house and teaches grades K-12, as well as adult only classes for continuing education.

Moth-drops [ Scaramouche Fandango ] :: Lepidopterist
 She studies insects, specifically moths and butterflies. Especially moths.

Lyra Heartstrings [ Scaramouche Fandango ] :: Anthropologist
Absolutely fascinated with human pop culture and biological structures, Lyra spends most of her time observing human guests and then writing about them. Extensively.

Hard Truths [ Kitomyx ] :: Tutor
While not fond of large classes, Hard Truths offers private tutoring and remedial lessons for phonies of all ages. He teaches groups of one to three phonies at a time.

Warp Nine [ Scaramouche Fandango ] :: Astronomer
An employee of Legitimate Space Corporation, Warp Nine studies deep space astrometrics and also dabbles in telescope optics repair.

Mandrake Blossom [ ex o ex Snoof ] :: Botany & Herbalism
Mandrake works out of her own stable. She studies, collects, and utilizes all sorts of plants for a variety of purposes, all practical. Mostly she enjoys keeping them planted and tending to them, but if you need help identifying something or a quick remedy, she'll be able to whip something up for you in a jiffy!

Gloom Heart [ ex o ex Snoof ] :: Librarian
Gloom is nestled in the heart of the Phonyland Library. He does not deal with customers directly anymore, due to his unpleasant attitude, but he is an efficient book keeper and number cruncher. On occasion he writes reviews or does poetry reading, but hardly anyone listens because of how bland his delivery is.

Smooth Swing [ Kitomyx ] :: Coach
No matter a foal's hobby, talent, or purpose, Swing is ready to be there for them as a guide, practice partner, and/or cheerleader, whatever they may need.


:: Miscellaneous

Salty Breeze [ Atmadja ] :: Helmsman
The helmsman for her beautiful ship, The Flirty Mermaid, and part of the ragtag Phonyland Pirate Crew.

Treasure Hunter [ FrostyPeaches ] :: Pirate
He can be found at The Flirty Mermaid, loves treasure hunting and collecting treasure maps, and a member of the ragtag Phonyland Pirate Crew.

Knots [ Syrcaid ] :: Sea Captain
Frequent cargo runs of materials, foods, and consumer goods to and from Phonyland.  Hires temps and permanent crew!

Cast Aweigh [ Syrcaid ] :: Lighthouse Operator
Ensures that all ships and small vessels arrive safely to Phonyland shores.


Ph0ny

Re: Phonyland Yellow Pages [ Profession Directory ]
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2020, 10:19:33 PM »


JOB CENSUS!

If you are a professional Phony (in any capacity that you want people to know about, including professional slacker if you're into that), please post the following code in this very thread, and you will be added to the Yellow Pages ASAP!

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[code][b][url=http://linktocert]name of Phony[/url][/b] [ [url=http://linktostablethread]name of owner[/url] ] :: insert profession here
Here, insert specifics + location and/or description of physical shop if applicable - keep it short![/code]
You may resubmit the same form at any time if you wish to change your provided information. In such cases, please submit in a new post and flag with UPDATE!; thank you!


Byagane319

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[b][url=https://i.imgur.com/ze9b0Hp.png]Starry Nightlight[/url][/b] [ [url=https://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/forum/index.php?topic=56.0]Byagane319[/url] ] :: Party Lights Store Owner
Starry owns the shop, Fairy Lights!  She provides all sorts of themed string lights for parties.

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[b][url=https://i.imgur.com/7jTCLyf.png]Beyond Bedazzled[/url][/b] [ [url=https://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/forum/index.php?topic=56.0]Byagane319[/url] ] :: Filly Accessory Store Owner
Bebe owns Bedazzled, the phony store equivalent of Claires.  All sorts of cheap themed accessories for little fillies.

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[b][url=https://i.imgur.com/98PMJNZ.png]Splash Landing[/url][/b] [ [url=https://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/forum/index.php?topic=56.0]Byagane319[/url] ] :: Log Flume Operator
Slpash operates the Log Flume Ride at the water park.  All rides come with complimentary pictures of customers just going down the big drop.

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[b][url=https://i.imgur.com/gJrOwiG.png]Chiffon Swirl[/url][/b] [ [url=https://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/forum/index.php?topic=56.0]Byagane319[/url] ] :: Flutter Clothing maker
Chiffon owns Fabulous Flutter, a shop dedicated to make clothing and accessories for flutters.

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[b][url=https://i.imgur.com/PEqvipd.png]Scent Puff[/url][/b] [ [url=http://linktostablethread]Byagane319[/url] ] :: Perfumer
Perfume Maker in the Romantique Boutique, a collection of shops she and her family own.  She runs the [i]Belles Odeurs[/i] shop.

Bebe's little sweetheart

Syrcaid

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[b][url=https://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/phony/rocnrolls.png]Roc N' Rolls[/url][/b] [ [url=https://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/forum/index.php?topic=49.0]Syrcaid[/url] ] :: Professional Rock Musician
Specializes in composing tablature and editing musical scores for rock and roll/electric guitar.

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[b][url=https://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/phony/knots.png]Knots[/url][/b] [ [url=https://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/forum/index.php?topic=49.0]Syrcaid[/url] ] :: Sea Captain
Frequent cargo runs of materials, foods, and consumer goods to and from Phonyland.  Hires temps and permanent crew!

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[b][url=https://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/phony/castaweigh.png]Cast Aweigh[/url][/b] [ [url=https://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/forum/index.php?topic=49.0]Syrcaid[/url] ] :: Lighthouse Operator
Ensures that all ships and small vessels arrive safely to Phonyland shores.

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[b][url=https://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/phony/flitsngiggles.png]Flits N Giggles[/url][/b] [ [url=https://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/forum/index.php?topic=49.0]Syrcaid[/url] ] :: Bird Rescue/Rehabilitation
Saves, helps, and certified to render professional aid to birds, particularly endangered and native fauna.

Gl!tch~

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[b][url=https://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/phony/kingcock.png]King Cock[/url][/b] [ [url=https://mylittlephony.citycyb.org/forum/index.php?topic=75.0]Gl!tch~[/url] ] :: Chicken Tender
King runs Castle Coop, a daycare center for hens. Amenities include a play room, coop, range run, and healthy lunchtime options for every fowl diet!