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[WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN FISH]

WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN FISH
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[blockquote]Rolled 3d10 : 2, 5, 2, total 9[/blockquote]

If it had just been them, if they'd tried to get out alone from under the mountain, it would have never worked. They would have all been trapped, imprisoned with their friends by the mad beast and its lackeys.

But the Strongarms got them back up as they scrambled through the darkness. The jorts field was dangerous, but the Strongarms shoved them through.

The hippos were neutralized by the Transmorphers, pushing plastic down on them from above.

The Faux helped them up, carefully lifting them into vehicles and driving them to safety.

And each of these were accompanied by Tolls, braving the deeper darkness to come to the aid of these topsider strangers.

It shouldn't have worked, but it did. It did! A daring rescue from the scrapheap of history. The phonies found themselves collapsed in a group, mixed with the friends who had helped them. There was much in the way of hugging and kissing and tears of joy and sadness. They'd done it! They'd rescued their friends, and together they would leave this mountain. It had been an arduous journey, but they'd done it. Through the magic of friendship, the missing phonies had been rescued... and now they all knew about the dangers that lurked in the mountains outside of Phonyland. The prototype Phurby was still out there, after all- waiting for anyone foolish enough to spelunk where it lurked.

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Username: [ Scaramouche Fandango ]
Task: [ 3.14 ]
I did it!

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I did it!

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I did it!
Don't take your cat outside in a heavy wind, else you'll be whisker-ed away.

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Username: [ Scaramouche Fandango ]
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I did it!
Orange and heavy,
Tiger paws are a warning.
Still, they step silent

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Username: Scaramouche Fandango
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I did it! I mean, I do this all the time. If you make little beckoning gestures in front of a medium-to-large lizard, they usually get interested in the motion and come over, and what's luckier than beckoning in my favorite animal? So I'd probably be a Godzilla-colored maneki neko, like the one I have on the mirror in my entryway.

If "Godzilla" isn't a color, then green, for health and good studies.

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I did it! Metal Horse: You've already been replaced by the railroad, so don't focus on maintaining your utility for others by sacrificing your own happiness and wellbeing. Focus on you for like five seconds, ok?

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I did it! There's nothing so superior
As a feline-themed interior!
Our motives aren't ulterior,
But your life would be less dreary-er.
You'd feel much less world-weary-er;
It's the decorating frontier-er!
Happy Cat Wallpaper is here-ier,
So decorate without fear-ier!

["U-NYE-LOO-LAY-DOO?"]

At first, the plan seems to go off without a hitch. The distraction team does their job perfectly, and the bridge team gets the bridge in place. The rescue team, after a few quick hugs, herds the whole group out and over the bridge...

And that's when the ground starts shaking violently. Rhythmic thuds get closer and closer, shaking the bridge loose from its pivot post and into the molten plastic. The guards stop, bracing themselves. Something is coming, something big...

"U-NYE-LOO-LAY-DOO?"

The group stops, staring in awe as the prototype comes into view. Its sharp beak gnashes as its eyes whirl furiously. Its fur is matted and studded with little bits of plastic, its mane bristles with rage as it stares you down.



"It's ok, we're on the other side of the riv-" Catch begins to say... and then it steps right into the molten plastic, seemingly immune to the melting effect on its fur.



What do you do now?
A: Run
B: RUN
C: RUN!
D: RUN!!!

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