[ORP] Speed Dating - Seeking Mr. Right or Lady Love! [CLOSED]

[HopelesslyPretty]

Fruit Punch

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@Banana Creme
Fruit Punch couldn't help smiling at his little sis. Regardless of how she might feel about him essentially forcing her to participate, he was sure that she wouldn't regret the opportunity to maybe finally make some lastings relationships: friends or otherwise.

If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
I'd definitely rather be here than home alone, Sis. You know I don't do well left unattended for too long.

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
You know I will never turn down a good romance. Makes me want some popcorn...

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
I'll just politely decline this one... Y'know. Because I feel like this is rigged either way if I say something.

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@Torte Bar
Fruit Punch didn't recognize this mare, but he definitely liked anyone who showed a sense of punctuality. He also appreciated the very first question she asked - in his professional opinion, beverage choice was a great way to get to know someone quickly!

I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
Considering that I co-own this place, anything I want from the top shelf... but I'd get to know you better over a whiskey sour.

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
Agree to donate my genes for splicing... while sober.

Last, but not least! Sports?
I'm not a tennis nut like my mom- I prefer baseball. I don't have time to see games in person but I turn the TVs here to sports when there's a match on that I want to see.

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@Shimmering Sea
Fruit Punch didn't know this filly's name, but he was pretty sure he remembered bumping into her once or twice before. She had chosen a non-alcoholic drink, which made him a little curious about her.

Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
I spend most nights here at the bar, but if I had a cutie like you on my arm, I'd love to go for a night time stroll.

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
I probably shouldn't say drinking... but I think my hobby is drinking. I've uh, seen better days.

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
The most creative thing I can do is make a customized drink, so 'being the artist' suits me more.

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@Heavenly Body
While Fruit Punch had been hopeful for a good turnout, he had not expected such a bodacious beauty to appear. When she almost stumbled (but thankfully didn't) he sighed with relief - thank god Pink Lemonade had reminded him to collect those Accidental Death or Dismemberment Waivers!

What is the greatest adventure you've ever been on?
Honestly, falling in love... or at least, trying to stay in it.

How comfortable are you around dead things?
I grew up being the 'man of the house' so bugs or pest animals aren't really an issue. If you mean phonies, uh... I wouldn't want to be up close and personal.

On a scale of one to ten, how coordinated are you?
I'm pretty damn good, sober or otherwise! I'm giving myself a solid 9, 'cause who's perfect?

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@Willow Wisp
Fruit Punch couldn't help but notice yet another unique phony entering the bar. This filly was a stranger too, but he had to admit, there was something charming about the fact that she seemed to be 'off in her own world'.

"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
I work a lot so I don't get to spend a lot of time with any particular animals... but I've gotta admit, lions have always been cool to me. They're big and strong - I don't think they're called the King of Beasts for nothing.

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
...You're pointing at the disco ball, right? I think they're kinda cheesy but sure, they are pretty nice. I thought putting one up would be fun for a special occasion.

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?
I'm sure everybody says this but honestly, time. I've put a lot of hard work into making this bar be as successful as it is today... Sometimes I think I've spent more time here than with the ones I love.

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@Hush Money
Fruit Punch could hardly believe his eyes when a well-known streamer entered the bar. He quickly brushed over his hair with a hoof and leaned closer to give Hush his most camera-ready smile; he definitely wanted to make a favorable impression for both himself and Cloud Nine!

What is your opinion on ASMR?
I understand the popularity of it but there's only a few sounds or voices that interest me. I could listen to you whispering sweet nothings to me all day...

Would you consider yourself wealthy?
Yeah, I'd say I'm pretty well off. My family and I have worked hard to make sure that Cloud Nine isn't just a place - it's a full experience.

Do you think I'm the most beautiful mare in the room?  I'm a gamer girl, by the way.
You really don't need to ask questions that you already know the answer to, do you?

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@Blind Love
Fruit Punch didn't recognize the pink pegasus, but something about her seemed lonely. He wasn't sure if she'd just gone through a bad break up or maybe she was aching for someone to come home just like him... but he definitely hoped at least one phony here could get her to smile.

Have you ever been in-love before?
Yeah, and sometimes it's really damn hard to stay in it. I think the phrase "Love is a Battlefield" wasn't wrong.

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
I want to, someday... but the man in the mirror makes me wonder if I really even deserve it.

What's your first memory?
Probably my moms laughing about something in the kitchen. I spent a lot of time there as a foal helping making something sweet to either eat or drink.

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@Kiwi Kiss
Fruit Punch couldn't help liking this flutter's gorgeous smile. She seemed energetic and he really wouldn't mind getting to know her better personally.

Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
Yell my loudest war cry and then charge right in. Leroy Jenkins Style, baby!

Describe your ideal first date!
I'd love to take someone out on a date at one of the local vineyards. Day or night they're always so beautiful.

What's your favorite fruit?
I'm an absolute sucker for anything cherry. From fresh fruit to dessert options, I love that sweet and tangy flavor.

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@Knockout
When faced with Knockout, Fruit Punch audibly sighed... What was there to even say? The two clearly didn't get along for reasons that were both obvious and unspoken between them. He cleared his throat, trying to be cordial...

DC or Marvel?
...Did someone else ask me this before in the past? What was her name..? Uh, Marvel I guess.

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
I've always admired the female superheroes and how they've evolved over time. Wonder Woman was my original dream girl.

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
...If they were keeping their family safe, maybe it wouldn't be such a big deal. But petty theft is just that - petty.

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@Tsunami Waves
This merphony definitely knew how to make an entrance! He had a thing for ladies that were both pretty and spunky. If he wasn't careful he was pretty sure she might literally knock him off his feet.

How do you feel about water?
I don't spend much time at the beach, but I could definitely use a vacation. Taking a relaxing dip in a pool would be so nice right about now.

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
Sunbathing for sure. I want to make sure I'm perfectly tanned in all the right places for any phonies who might be watching.

Have you seen Chad?
Chad..? I don't think I saw that name on our registration list, but if I see him, I guess I'll tell him you wanted to meet up?

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@Foxtrot
Fruit Punch nearly beamed when he saw Foxtrot come in the door. The petite phony was so precious... he would love to meet her out on the dance floor.

Do you like to dance?
Yes! Whenever I'm free from the evening shift I love to get my friends together and hit the club. I love the nightlife.

What is your ideal music to dance too?
I think the genre depends on everyone's mood, but I definitely love EDM and trance; anything with a good synthesizer.

What relaxes you most?
A nice soak in the bath while enjoying a glass of wine or two. After a long day of work it's nice to "wine down" for the evening.

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@Shockstar
Fruit Punch was definitely glad to see this familiar face in the bar. He hadn't missed the yellow goofball attempting to make his way over to Banana Creme... He'd definitely be teasing her about that later.

What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
What are those..? Oh, that was the game you were playing in the park, right? I'd be a fan of the tiny cute ones.

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
I'd get a whole group of girls so I could pamper and treat them all like they were my little princesses... but then we'd turn around and whoop anybody's ass that dared challenge us!

How do you level up your mons?
Lots of snuggling and kisses, honestly. You wouldn't think a jellyfish would enjoy baby talk but my pet Mistletoe loves it.

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@Regrind
Fruit Punch couldn't help biting his lower lip when Regrind came through the door. He absolutely had a thing for shy guys... Gotta get his number for sure.

What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
We do the best we can at Cloud Nine to be eco-friendly. My sisters have done more research than me honestly, but it's saved us a lot of money over the years to switch to more efficient equipment and lightbulbs, etc.

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
Absolutely. You should meet my brother-in-law Midnight Snack. He specializes in molecular gastronomy and is always trying out new dishes for us to serve customers.

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
I'd think so, considering we're one of the happiest places in the world! My taxes better be going to something like renewable energy.

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@Country Kitchen
Fruit Punch knew a good looking guy when he saw one, and that draft ranked Very Good in his opinion. He smelled clean and looked like he had a sweet but humble personality.

What is your favorite comfort food and why?
I don't do a lot of cooking at home so I order food pretty often. My favorite is Phanda Express's Lo Mein and Orange Chicken.

What simple pastimes do you enjoy?
Simple, huh..? Honestly, taking a nap is a sacred moment for me. I almost never have the time to take one.

What is your favorite topping to put on potatoes?
I'm an absolute sucker for potatoes in all their heavenly forms... but I gotta say, I love a solid baked potato with sour cream, onions, a dollop of butter and bacon.

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@Lemon Lime
When Fruit Punch got around to his mom's side of the table he just shook his head, trying to be casual to not embarrass himself any further. He could get through this quickly and preferably quietly!

Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
Mom... I would be upset, but honestly, I respect that you're always upfront about your intentions. Please leave some for the rest of us, Damn.

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
Ugh, please don't bring it up in front of anyone that I only ever got a participation ribbon from the golf tournament you tried to put me in as a kid... You know I'm too handsome to play rough and rowdy sports.

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
Have you seen the Daring Dodgers' Pitcher, SouthPaw? He has a strong arm and a mighty fine ass...

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@Happy Endings
Fruit Punch hummed thoughtfully when Happy Endings approached him at the bar. This guy looked familiar... had he come in as a foal? Damn, he'd grown up to be a real looker. "Between you and me, I think I'll leave happy if you give me your number. For everyone else, I can't say..."

What is your favorite genre of book?
I've always been a fan of mystery novels. I love the thrills and suspense of a good whodunnit!

Fabio or Fabi-no?
Fabio, for sure.

What's your love language?
I'm not going to lie. For me, it's definitely about physical contact. Both giving and receiving.

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@King Cock
The bartender couldn't help being both amused and intrigued by the smaller gentleman joining the group. The resemblance to a rooster truly was uncanny... He had to check this guy out.

Do you like and/or have hens?
Chickens are cute but no, I don't have any. I'd love to see some of the fancy ones, though!

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
I know on cartoons growing up they'd always show people throwing them corn. I'm not sure if they need a specialized diet or not.

Free range or pasture-raised?
Aren't they the same thing..? If not, then I'll go ahead and guess that pasture is better.

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@Shrill X
Fruit Punch recognized a fellow partier when he saw one. If Shrill X played her cards right he might offer her another drink for free. He'd have to be careful though, she seemed to be the type his Mom might also like...

Do you like to party?
Whenever I can sneak them into my schedule, yeah! I'd be down to catch some sick beats whenever you're free.

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
Sorry, I'd love to but I'm technically still working tonight.

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
I feel like with my personal history, settling down would be an achievement.

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@Sweet Bread
Fruit Punch couldn't help chuckling softly. He definitely remembered this lovely lady - she was Rosewrite's mom. He gave her a kind smile, not in touch with Rose anymore but he admired that the mother and son had the same gorgeous eyes.

What's your favorite sandwich?
Anything served on a freshly made croissant will have my mouth watering. 

Do you have any children of your own?
...No, I don't believe that I do.

Have you ever loved someone before?
Yes. But I think once again I might've screwed it up.

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@Expired Expectations
Fruit Punch tilted his head, curious about this particular phony. He saw the resemblance to Sweet Bread and wondered if they were related - they'd come in through the door together. Interesting. Those eyes again...

What is one food you could go without?
To the dismay of my other mom, I actually don't like peppermint. Artificial or natural flavor is just gross to me.

What do you look for in a partner?
I'll be honest- sex appeal is an important trait to me. I don't think personality alone is enough.

Why are you here?
Working, but also trying to get used to talking to singles again.

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@Bijou Blende
Fruit Punch blinked. This girl had on a tiara... Was she a Princess of some kind? She had ordered coffee which had been a bit unexpected but he was willing to give her a chance.

What's your work life balance like?
I tend to be a workaholic, but I'm trying to take more time off.

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
...If it's not Lust, Pride.

Coffee or tea?
Coffee. I can make a great Irish coffee, too.

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@Fatal Attraction
Fatal Attraction definitely had a unique aura about her. It reminded Fruit Punch of the dark but sexy Bond Girls you'd see in a movie. It was alluring, that's for sure...

How do you feel about horror movies?
I like them, but especially when the killers are women.

Would you love me forever and ever and ever?
What would you do to me if I said No?

Would you find it weird if your partner dug through your trash?
I wouldn't have anything worth hiding, if that's what you're getting at?

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Paws Button
Another cute petite phony... He didn't know where these little gals were coming from but seriously, they were adorable. He wanted to see what she poured all that bouncy energy into.

Do you enjoy wearing costumes?
At costumed events, yeah! I'd go to more things like masquerades but I'm always so busy...

If you could dress up as any fictional character who would you choose?
Destat LeDioncourt. He's hot as hell and a cool vampire- who could turn him down?

Have you made anything you're really proud of?
This bar, with the help of my beautiful sisters. It's our dream come true and we've definitely put our blood, sweat and tears to build a successful business our own way.

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@Rough Shards
Fruit Punch could tell that this handsome draft was nervous. He was careful not to be too intimidating with the charm, not one to scare guests away if he didn't have to. He'd like Rough to feel comfortable around him.

What is your ideal Sunday afternoon? If the brunch rush isn't too bad here, I usually spend it getting chores done at home. Ideally I'd be out on the town finding a new place to hangout.

How do you feel about rainy days?
I can't stand them. The humidity really messes with my hair. It's also dark, wet, and gloomy which sucks.

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
From a big guy like you? Somewhere obvious but just out of sight, like taped to the underside of the kitchen table.

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@Centaur Fold
Oh my god, was that a centaur? Fruit Punch knew that Phonyland had some unique guests but damn, that guy looked cool! He definitely wanted to get a look up close.

Do you like hands on experiences?
Oh yeah. I'm all about physical connection.

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
I would be honored..! Don't hold back alright?

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
Ohhh. Yeah, you want to give our chocolate covered strawberries a try? 10% off tonight only.

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@Kaiju Blue
Fruit Punch was not expecting this literal dark horse to enter the bar. His blue streaks were flashy but there was definitely something mysterious about him... He wanted to see where this guy had been hiding out in Phonyland.

If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
I'd be fighting the menacing Hangover and his evil henchman Nausea.

If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
I think I'm more of a fly solo kind of guy, Tuxedo Flask- I'll let the team of sparkly magical girls do the damage then I'll show up and protect the one I love. I'd definitely have a rose as my calling card.

Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?Deep Space. I want to get away from it all and just be weightless... There'd be so much time to explore.

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@Nina
Another filly entered the room and Fruit Punch couldn't help wondering why she looked familiar... Had he seen her around town? Maybe, a long time ago... but why not make up for lost time and get to know her tonight!

How do you stay in contact with your pals?
Text message for sure. If I don't text my sister Pink Lemonade that I'm showing up on time for my shift, she will skin me alive.

How do you wind down after work?
I'm a believer in Happy Hour. I wine o'clock daily. 

What's your sleep schedule like?
I work nights most of the time so I'm late to bed and also late to rise.
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[spoiler]Fruit Punch

Torte was a little disappointed the handsome buck wasn't available. A bartender could be such a good boyfriend.

What's your favorite drink (alcoholic or non)?
"Oh man, favorite? That's a tough one. I guess if I pick anything I'm most likely to pick a beer. But I love a good cocktail! Maybe you'll have to help me find a perfect one." Torte winked.

What brought you here tonight? Do you think you'll find true love or just a new friend?
"It'd be nice to find love, but a little weird right? Maybe I can find someone to spend the night with."

Technically I'm off the menu. But if I wasn't... Talk dirty to me.
"You off-menu because of a partner? Or your fam? Ha! I'm not gonna mess with that."
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Banana Creme

Torte laughed. This mare was cute. She was excited to talk to her.

If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
"Honestly, if I wasn't in this bar, I'd probs be in another bar. Sorry for patronizing your competitors."

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
"Action movies! Love to see some grizzled men and kick-ass ladies do their thing. Well, I like true crime too but that's more a TV thing than a movie thing."

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
"Ain't nothing wrong with a lil cush in the tush! It's great." Torte grinned.

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Shimmering Sea

Torte never really saw a Mer up close before. What a beauty!

Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
"Never done it before, but it must be lovely when the lights are out."

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
"I like to watch sports. I collect memorabilia and go to games, sometimes."

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
"A spectator, I think. I'm not particularly artistic."[/color]

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Heavenly Body

Torte held her breath as she approached the mare. She was... really really beautiful. She sparkled like the night sky. Damn, she was hot.

What is the greatest adventure you've ever been on?
"Oh man, I had a case once where these two old ladies were really at it, claiming the other stole recipes from them for YEARS! And mind you, these were ladies with established businesses. Through the case, we found years and years of complaints. Turned out, they were actually cousins and the stolen recipes were the same recipes their grandma had given both of them. They had no idea!" So much for keeping it cool in front of the ethereal mare.

How comfortable are you around dead things?
"Uh well. About as comfortable as anyone, I guess? I don't mind picking up dead things to toss em, if I have to. "

On a scale of one to ten, how coordinated are you?
"I'd say pretty coordinated! Maybe an 8 or 9?"

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Willow Wisp

Torte liked the look of this one. She seemed really spunky, in a weird way.

"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
"Dogs! They're great at playing and very smart. I don't think a cat would be a good lawyer."

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
Torte glances back and doesn't see anything. ""Yeah! Looks neat."

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?.
"Maybe if I had..." Torte trained off. After a moment, she blinked. "Oh well, I dunno. If it's gone it's gone, right?"

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Hush Money

Another beautiful mare. She seemed very calming though, somehow. Torte didn't feel nervous approaching.

What is your opinion on ASMR?
"I like a good paper shuffle sound."

Would you consider yourself wealthy?
"Lawyerin' don't come cheap, so... I'm doing alright."

Do you think I'm the most beautiful mare in the room?  I'm a gamer girl, by the way.
"Dunno what games you play, but you're definitely a looker. Wouldn't mind watching you play a bit, if you know what I mean." She wiggled her eyebrows.

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Blind Love

Torte approached the soft pink mare and took a seat opposite her.

Have you ever been in-love before?
"Can't say I have yet..."

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
"Of course! It'd be nice to have some roots."

What's your first memory?
"First memory, huh? Well the earliest thing I can remember was doing those mock trials in school. I was the best!"

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Kiwi Kiss

A fun looking flutter looked at her. Something about her was familiar, though she couldn't place it.

Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
"I'm fighting it!"

Describe your ideal first date!
"Would be nice to go out to a bar, strike a convo, have that convo lead some places..." Torte laughed. She wasn't too high maintainence.

What's your favorite fruit?
"Oranges!"

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Knockout

The red buck was pretty handsome. Did he act as interesting as he looked?

DC or Marvel?
"Marvel."

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
"Daredevil!!"

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
"As long as you don't expect me to be your lawyer..."

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Tsunami Waves

Another sea phony... She seemed relaxed.

How do you feel about water?
"It's nice. Love to watch the waves."

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
"Maybe just tan in the sun?"

Have you seen Chad?
"Chad? Like, a friend of yours or...?" She had no idea what she was talking about.

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Foxtrot

Despite her tiny size, Torte KNEW this girl had a wild spirit. She knew how to party, definitely.

Do you like to dance?
"Yeah! Dancing is awesome."

What is your ideal music to dance too?
"Like some real upbeat, popular radio music!"

What relaxes you most?
"A nice drink and good game on."

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Shockstar

An interestingly yellow guy.

What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
"Fighting."

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
"Um... some kind of fighting type? I don't know 'em that well, kid."

How do you level up your mons?
"Gotta get on that grind until you beat everything easily!"

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Regrind

Torte couldn't help but eye this guy. He was interesting, and had... quite a look about him.

What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
"It's neat! Would love to see more of it."

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
"Why not! Sounds like a legal nightmare that would get me a lot of cases."

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
"Could be a bit better, you know? More solar power."

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Country Kitchen

Torte sucked in her breath at this buck. Why were drafts just so dang handsome?

What is your favorite comfort food and why?
"Gimme a nice dessert and I'm set. Got a bit of a sweet tooth, you know?"

What simple pastimes do you enjoy?
"Watching the game on TV, winning a court case, the usual stuff."

What is your favorite topping to put on potatoes?
"Butter and gravy, baby." Torte grinned.

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Lemon Lime

Torte gave this phony a grin. She was a cute one alright. Seemed energetic too, which she could vibe with.

Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
"I'm looking respectfuly, ma'am." Torte winked at the mare. She certainly wasn't off the menu...

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
"I'm a tort bar lawyer, and I've won most of my cases! I'm esteemed in my field."

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
"I like Small Knight, an accomplished hockey player. It's great watching her skate on by!" Finally someone who knew about sports.

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Happy Endings

He was a bit mysterious seeming, but Torte could dig the vibes here.

What is your favorite genre of book?
"I like true crime and nonfiction."

Fabio or Fabi-no?
"Fabi-no... not my style."

What's your love language?
"Words of affirmation!"

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King Cock
Torte knew before she sat down she'd have nothing in common with this guy.
Do you like and/or have hens?
"No."

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
"No clue."

Free range or pasture-raised?
"No idea."

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Shrill-X

Torte admired someone who liked to live loud and proud, and she was certainly loud.

Do you like to party?
"Hell yeah! Work hard, play hard."

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
Torte gives Shrill her best shout. She's very good at being loud.

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
"It's nice sometimes if you're feeling a little jealous, but I'm not always looking for it, you know?"

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Sweet Bread

Torte gave the mare a bright grin. There were a lot of great girls here tonight.

What's your favorite sandwich?
"I like a classic BLT best I think."

Do you have any children of your own?
"Nah, no kids."

Have you ever loved someone before?
"I've loved, but not been in love, you know?"

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Expired Expectations

Bread leg. Bread leg... he was handsome though.

What is one food you could go without?
"Hmm... you know, not a fan of pickles. Don't need 'em on my sandwiches."

What do you look for in a partner?
"Fun and bold for love, diligent and responsible for work."

Why are you here?
"Here to have fun, maybe meet someone cool. Maybe go home with someone."

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Bijou Blende

A darling princess joined in! Torte gave her a smile.

What's your work life balance like?
"I think it's good, I work my cases 8-10 hours a day, sleep for 6, and have the rest for doing whatever I want."

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
"Pride."

Coffee or tea?
"Coffee, for sure."

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Fatal Attraction

She was certainly attractive, but something about her... made Torte want to step back.

How do you feel about horror movies?
"Always a good time, I like the gory ones."

Would you love me forever and ever and ever?
"Might need a bit of time to get to know you first. You're cute and all, but we just met."

Would you find it weird if your partner dug through your trash?
"Are you a cop?"

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Paws Button

Another bright and cheerful phony!

Do you enjoy wearing costumes?
"I have a GREAT Ace Attorney costume."

If you could dress up as any fictional character who would you choose?
"Daredevil or Phoenix Wright! I have a thing for lawyers."

Have you made anything you're really proud of?
"I don't make too many things..."
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Rough Shard

Darn drafts and their stupidly handsome bodies. Torte coughed politely and sat down across from him.

What is your ideal Sunday afternoon?
"Catching the game on my couch, nice and lazy."

How do you feel about rainy days?
"Puts me to sleep usually. It's not bad."

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
"Underground bunker. Code is the person's birthday, but the bunker is hidden well."
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Centaur Fold

Torte was immediately interested in this buck's strange body. Were those real??

Do you like hands on experiences?
"I'd be interested in a project with you, certainly..." Torte couldn't help but stare at his appendages.

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
"Hell yeah!" Torte is always up for a challenge, and puts her hoof up to wrestle.

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
"Got something in mind?"

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Kaiju Blue

The dark colors on this buck made him seem so mysterious and intense... Torte smiled at him.

If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
"Slippery floors."

If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
"This is... quite a question. The uniforms are red and super cool, and our name is Objectionable Objection and the theme is The Law!"

Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
"Deep ocean. I think we have more things to discover!"

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Nina

A small phony with an interesting name. Torte Bar wondered when she got into the bar, and what she liked.

How do you stay in contact with your pals?
"Calls mostly. I don't text much."

How do you wind down after work?
"Ice cold drink and a game on TV."

What's your sleep schedule like?
"I work a lot, so I wind down, brush my mane and teeth, and go to bed for a few hours before the next bright and shining day comes."[/spoiler]

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Country Kitchen's Responses
Please keep in mind all his responses are with a thick southern US accent.

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Fruit Punch
This stallion was all colorful and such.  His stripes made him wonder how he'd look with them rather than his blotches.

What's your favorite drink (alcoholic or non)?
Beer!  Mostly the kind that Poppers makes.

What brought you here tonight? Do you think you'll find true love or just a new friend?
Maw said I needed to get out and meet more phonies outside of my diner.

Technically I'm off the menu. But if I wasn't... Talk dirty to me.
Uh.....well.....um......table 3 needs a wipe down?

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Banana Creme
The first mare of the evening had really pretty hair!  She reminded him of Bananas!  He really aught to not compare other phonies to food but fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches were a favorite of his cousin Blue.  She also seemed shy, maybe she felt out of place like him.

If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
At my diner!!  It's just after the dinner rush so me an the waitresses usually talk about our favorite customers while we're cleaning up.

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
Macarons sound fancy.  Are they little cookies?  Oh!  Sorry, food always gets me talkin.  Uh...movie wise I like a nice family movie.  Maw never really let us watch other things, not even her romance movies.

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
Junk in yer trunk?  Do y'all need help movin in or somethin?

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Torte Bar
This mare seemed quite sure of herself, kinda like Poppers.  Kit just gave her his best friendly smile.

I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
Hmm, normally just beer.  Poppers....er...Barley Pop, my sis, she makes the best beer in phonyland!

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
Reckless?  Hmm, well there was this one time when me'n Barley were tryin a new batch a hers and I thought it'd be really funny to make a potato cannon.  After I told her to hold my beer there was a lot of mashed potatoes afterwards.

Last, but not least! Sports?
WRASLIN!!

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Simmering Sea
Oh wow!  This mare had a fish tail!  Better not offer her fish sticks, Kit thought.  She might take offence.

Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
I'm not the best swimmer ta be honest.  An when yer as tall as me you have to go pretty deep to actually swim.

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
I collect the caps off beer bottles!  I think they are right purty!

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
Um....I'm not exactly artistic unless you count my food.  I guess since I cook it I'm the artist?

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Heavenly Body
Kit blushed bright pink through his white fur.  This mare was big, like she looked normal next to him.  And she was so purty...and sparkly...and her hair looked nice...he gulped loudly.

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What is the greatest adventure you've ever been on?
Uh....I....uh......well when I was a colt I went huntin fer frogs once......

How comfortable are you around dead things?
Well I keep a lot of chicken in the fridge..does...uh....does that count?

On a scale of one to ten, how coordinated are you?
Kit shuffled his hooves a bit, "Uh....I...think....about a 7?  I can cook multiple meals at once.

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Willow Wisp
This mare was interestin.  One leg was different colors, like his spots!  And...did she have fangs?

"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
My dog Hickory!!  We're like peas in a pod me and him!!  Best dang friend a feller could ask for!!

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
Kit blinked and looked over at a collection of kids coloring mats.  "Oooo I wonder if they have the picture findin one....I like those."

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?.
Kit sighed, showing the first bit of sadness he'd ever shown, "My Paw.  He's been gone for ages.  I know Maw found her a new boyfriend but...a feller likes to see his Paw every now and then.

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Hush Money
An alicorn!  Wow kit was impressed by the rare phony!  And she was so purty!  Gosh so many purty girls and here he was without his best hat!  Wait...who was she talkin to?

What is your opinion on ASMR?
ASMR?  Is that like.....a food?  Cause if it's fried I can make it!!

Would you consider yourself wealthy?
Aww money ain't everythang.  Long as you got a lovin family and a job you enjoy, you's the richest around.

Do you think I'm the most beautiful mare in the room?  I'm a gamer girl, by the way.
"Well there was that sparkly big mare over there," he pointed and sighed a bit.

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Blind Love
This mare reminded him of his mother for some reason.  The same sweet expression but different colors.

Have you ever been in-love before?
Kit blushes again and shook his head, "Naw.  I've had my eye on a few mares before but....," he sighed a bit, "A feller sometimes can't get his courage up."

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
Oh sure!  Maw especially wants me to find a nice phony to settle with.

What's your first memory?
Kit grinned broadly, "Maw feedin me my corn dog!  We was at the fair!"

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Kiwi Kiss
Kit looked down at the little flutter phony, wondering how phonies could be so small!  She was smaller than Poppers!

Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
Well most likely he's hungry, so I'd offer him a nice basket of fried pickles then maybe pot roast and fried taters.

Describe your ideal first date!
Kit tapped his chin to give this some thought, "Well I'd like to take someone out I suppose.  It'd be proper.  But then again maybe I'd just bring them to the diner, just the two of us for a special hoove made meal.

What's your favorite fruit?
"Apples!  Maw makes an amazing apple pie!!" Kit looked like he was about to start drooling at the thought.

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Knockout
Wow this stallion was really bright red.  Though he seemed confidant enough.

DC or Marvel?
What's that?  Is that like beer?

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
Captain Boomerang!! He's funny!

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
Well as long as their heart was good I suppose I dun mind.

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Tsunami Waves
Oh another fishsti....merphony!  He'd never met so many in one place before!!

How do you feel about water?
One day I'd like to have a bathtub I can fit in proper like.

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
Sometimes I get some beer from Popper and just watch the stars.

Have you seen Chad?
Unless he's a regular at the diner then no, fraid not.

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Foxtrot
Another tiny mare!!  Kit felt huge around the perky phony.

Do you like to dance?
I can line dance purty good!!

What is your ideal music to dance too?
Heh heh, country music.

What relaxes you most?
Cookin, I love it.  Hear in the sizzle of the fryers and smellin fresh bacon.  Yeah....

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Shockstar
Wow this phony reminded him of mustard!  He was so yellow!  And he had a little critter with him!

What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
Pocket monster?  Uh...what's that?

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
I'm real confused.  Why does yer monsters need to be on a team?

How do you level up your mons?
"Level up my....mys?  Now yer just speakin french," he blinked considering he could actually speak french given his mother.

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Regrind
Kit smiled at the fellow draft phony, he liked his hair!  He was purty!  He seemed nice enough as well.

What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
Well it'd definitely help on the electricity bill.  But not sure how well it'd run a fryer.  Sucker's gotta be hot to cook right.

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
Kit looked simply horrified at the idea, "Lab....meat?"

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
I'm not too sure.  What does the park even run on?

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Lemon Lime

Oh a brightly colored mare like that first one he spoke to!  He wondered if they were related?  That was a common question in his family.

Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
Well I don't remember it being on the diner menu but if you teach me how to make it I might be able to add it?

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
I won the best fried pickles at the county fair!!

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
I like wraslin!!!  The Boulder is my favorite!!  CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE BOULDER IS COOKIN!!!  WOO!

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Happy Endings
Oh another flutter though this one seemed to be a stallion.  He was an awfully pretty color of purple.  Reminded him of grape jelly.

What is your favorite genre of book?
Cook books!!  Well the Southern Home Cookbooks by Pawla Preen.

Fabio or Fabi-no?
Fabi-who?

What's your love language?
Maw always says French is a love language, an I can speak that but she says I sound funny.

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King Cock
This phony looked interesting......

Do you like and/or have hens?
Sure!  Next to the hams!  They make fer good eatin!

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
Is that like corn bread?  Cause I like sweet corn bread myself.

Free range or pasture-raised?
Kit went into a 30 minute detailed explination of the merits of free range as it gave the eggs more flavor and could produce variety eggs rather than bland ones.

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Shrill X
Why if'n it wasn't his cousin!!!  "Well howdy Cousin Shrill!  Gosh it's nice to see a familiar face round here!!"

Do you like to party?
Is it a hoe down?  I like hoe downs!

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAWWWW!," yeah Kit had no problem with that.

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
Mahogany?  I like that wood but it's a tad expensive.

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Sweet Bread
This mare looked so pretty but her coloring reminded him of a fancy phony he particularly didn't like right now.

What's your favorite sandwich?
Ham and cheese!!  Though my cousin Blue likes friend peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Do you have any children of your own?
Kit blushed for the millionth time tonight, "Uh...naw.  But Maw keeps askin bout grandkids."

Have you ever loved someone before?
"Naw, just a few catchin the eye," he sighed a bit.

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Expired Expectations
Did.....this this stallion have BREAD for a leg?  That was amazin!!

What is one food you could go without?
Escargot...Auntie Puffy likes it and...just....blegh....

What do you look for in a partner?
Well I would like someone who doesn't mind a...heavier...feller.  And the smell of grease.

Why are you here?
Well I thought I'd meet some nice phonies that I might could be friends with.

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Bijou Blende
This mare looked so fancy!  She even had a tiara!  But her soft features and blonde hair reminded him of his Maw.

What's your work life balance like?
Uh pretty good I supose.  I'm always home to walk Hickory and I get the stains out of my aprons.

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
Kit couldn't help but giggle, "Gluttony, iffen it ain't obvious."

Coffee or tea?
A nice black cup of coffee.

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Fatal Attraction
The mare had sparkly eyes! Wow!  That looked amazin!

How do you feel about horror movies?
They uh....kinda scare me.  I don't like being surprised much.

Would you love me forever and ever and ever?
Kit blushed, "I....uh.....well....maybe...I'm not sure...."

Would you find it weird if your partner dug through your trash?
Well I do sometimes throw out the instructions so naw, sometimes it's necessary.

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Paws Button
This mare was as small as that one other mare!  They had to be related!!

Do you enjoy wearing costumes?
During halloween I don't mind.

If you could dress up as any fictional character who would you choose?
Um....maybe that chef feller from Sesame Seed Street!

Have you made anything you're really proud of?
My award winning fried pickles!!

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Rough Shards
Oh wow this stallion was as big as he was!  He looked awfully strong too!

What is your ideal Sunday afternoon?
Makin Sunday dinner for Maw and Poppers!

How do you feel about rainy days?
It makes it slow at the diner so I don't care for it much.

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
Somewhere up real high.  Maw and Poppers are kinda short.

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Centaur Fold
Kit pointed, which was rude, but couldn't help but smile, "Hey!!  You have people hands just like Maw!!  She doesn't have them in her phony form though!"

Do you like hands on experiences?
When Maw has her hands she does all sorts of neat baking.  So sure!!

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
Kit immediately takes up the challenge with one hoof, "Let's wrasle!!"

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
Oh I make those!  Fried pickles, cheese sticks, chicken nuggets.

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Kaiju Blue
The blue in this phony's hair reminded him of his own hair.  He wondered if he'd look good with dark highlights.

If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
Too much healthy food!  Sometimes you gotta have something that sticks to yer ribs!

If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
Well my best friend is Hickory, my dog.  So I suppose we'd be the The Pork Brothers!!  And have bacon masks!!

Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
Well.....neither ta be honest.  But if I had ta choose the deep ocean.  Maybe I can find a nice fish to fry.

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Nina
Another grape jelly phony!!!
How do you stay in contact with your pals?
Sometimes I send Hickory with a letter!  He does good most of the time!

How do you wind down after work?
I watch wraslin!

What's your sleep schedule like?
Purty good.  Maw always says a good cook always gets a full night's rest.





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[spoiler]Fruit Punch
Unavailable but still cute -- Blind Love almost felt scandalous for admiring a taken man! Her cheeks flushed, head tilting to the side as she took a sip of her drink, taking a moment to cool her head.


What's your favorite drink (alcoholic or non)?
"Oh, I love most fruity drinks," she answered softly, sipping her beverage. "But I could be swayed by a nice frappe on a hot day."

What brought you here tonight? Do you think you'll find true love or just a new friend?
"I-" she paused, a hoof playing with her braid nervously. "I suppose I'm tired of waiting for someone who isn't coming home. I can't be sad forever... can I?"

Technically I'm off the menu. But if I wasn't... Talk dirty to me.
Blind Love flushed a heavy and dark pink, head shaking. "Oh, no no -- I couldn't do that to your other-half. Cherish them, okay?" She reached out, gently touching his hoof. "You're very lucky, Fruit Punch."

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Banana Creme
She was grateful to disengage herself from the bartender, already refreshing what she had said to him. Was it weird? She had touched his hoof, but she had meant it in a reassuring way! Oh... what a nightmare this already was. She wasn't cut out for dating -- was this how her clients felt?

She settled neatly in-front of Banana Creme, smiling softly. Oh, they looked sweet.

If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
She paused, flicking her gaze around her. That was a good question. "I don't know," she admitted faintly. "Perhaps watching that movie I rented and never got around to."

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
Oh! This was easy! "Romance!" She chirped, setting her drink down. "Especially the realistic ones -- I like seeing all types of love and how it can persevere." She paused, voice drifting faint and low. "Usually."

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
Blind Love softly laughed, head shaking. "I find everyone beautiful," she began, yellow eyes meeting Banana's. "You're especially lovely, Banana." Oh -- where had that come from? She flushed, reflexively sipping her drink.

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Torte Bar
Rattled but enjoying the interactions, Blind Love slid to her next meeting; Torte. She was beautiful, too -- was everyone here good looking?


I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
"An apple martini," she admitted, raising her glass. "It's delicious -- I recommend it."

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
The most reckless? Blind Love flushed, eyes trailing towards her lap as her hooves played with her hair. "Had children right away with my first love."

Last, but not least! Sports?
"I'm terrible at them, but I enjoy watching!"

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Shimmering Sea
Honestly, Blind Love had never met a Mer. What was living underwater like? It probably was nice and quiet.

Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
"I can't say I've had a chance," she admitted. "But it sounds beautiful -- I'd love to fit that into my to-do list."

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
"Mmmm, outside of work? I like origami. It's calming and settles the nerves, which I've had a lot of lately."

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
"Spectator -- I don't think I could handle the stress of someone viewing my art!"

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Heavenly Body
Blind Love's heart skipped as she sat before Heavenly Body, greatly disappointed her drink was now empty and she couldn't prolong silence with it. Wow, she was -- wow. Her hair looked so soft, too... Blind Love found herself fussing with her own hair as her heart fluttered.

What is the greatest adventure you've ever been on?
"Unfortunately, I haven't been on any. But I want to -- especially if I wasn't alone. Life is too short to not enjoy an adventure or two."

How comfortable are you around dead things?
Blind Love had to think about it, adjusting the ribbon around her hair. "Life ends with death -- we can't avoid it. It's a necessity, and beautiful in its own right. It'd take time for me to truly feel comfortable, but I don't find dead things gross. I just need exposure, you know?"

On a scale of one to ten, how coordinated are you?
Blind Love laughed softly, head shaking. "A 9? I tend to fret a lot, so I focus on being careful."

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Willow Wisp
Another drop-dead beauty. Blind Love hadn't realized how many pretty mares were living around her, honestly!

"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
What an interesting question! She narrowed her eyes thoughtfully. "A bird. One of those little ones -- I've always loved having the freedom to explore the world around me, but the world feels so big..."

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
"Oh, isn't everything here lovely? They did such a good job with the place..."

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?
Blind Love opened her mouth, about to answer something small and casual until -- it hurt. She leaned back in her chair, frowning faintly. No, she wasn't sorry for the love she had for Just Lance once upon a time -- they had three beautiful children and she had experienced a wholesome and loving first-love. Still, it stung. "My daughter," she finally stated. "I miss her."

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Hush Money
Blind Love had slowly become accustomed to being forced to interact with stunning knock-outs, although this one seemed distracted with- oh. Was she livestreaming?

What is your opinion on ASMR?
She clapped her hooves once. "Oh! I love it~ It's a good way to forget your worries!"

Would you consider yourself wealthy?
She laughed, head shaking. "I don't think I should answer that on a first meeting, don't you think?"

Do you think I'm the most beautiful mare in the room?  I'm a gamer girl, by the way.
"I think you're beautiful, for sure," she answered, skirting around the actual question. "Oh! You play games? I used to play MMO's until life got by me -- I should do that again..."

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Kiwi Kiss
Oh! What a friendly-looking flutter!

Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
"Honestly? Probably be very confused!"

Describe your ideal first date!
"Oh, I love anything that helps me know the other person." She paused, laughing softly. "Like, intimate dates, I guess?"

What's your favorite fruit?
"Strawberries."

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Knockout
Blind Love settled before Knockout, smiling warmly. He looked nice.

DC or Marvel?
"Um, I like both?"

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
"Starfire."

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
"I-" she paused, head tilting in thought. "Are they good to me and my kids? I... don't know. I always have said love prevails all -- and I think I might be one of those girls who... can overlook anything for love. But I'm not sure. Is that a bad thing? Doesn't everyone deserve love?"

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Tsunami Waves
Another Mer! Her hair color was so similar to Just Lance's.... too....

How do you feel about water?
"Oh? I like it -- I try and stay hydrated."

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
"Collecting seashells and enjoying the waves on my feet."

Have you seen Chad?
She frowned, looking about. "Oh, I don't think I met anyone named Chad. Is he okay? Is he lost?"

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Foxtrot
Foxtrot looked so friendly that Blind Love felt her shoulders lower, a smile on her own face.

Do you like to dance?
"I do! I used to dance a lot with- ... a friend."

What is your ideal music to dance too?
She giggled faintly, touching her hooves together. "Slow dances -- you know, the soft and romantic music they play for couples."

What relaxes you most?
"Origami. You can't really worry when you're preoccupied with fragile but pretty paper."

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Shockstar
He looked... familiar. Not in the sense she had met them before, but.... something about their tail, maybe?

What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
"Fairy," she admitted sheepishly. "And yes, it's because most of them are pink, like me."

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
"I suppose whoever wanted to come along with me. I'd want friends in my Pocket Monster's."

How do you level up your mons?
"I wouldn't! Unless it was one of those little candies.... I think I'd like to instead compete in competitions with them."

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Regrind
Blind Love was a sucker for large phonies -- hey, she couldn't help it. She flushed faintly, fussing lightly with her empty glass.

What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
"Oh! I just installed solar panels into my restaurant. It's important to care about the environment! I'm always looking for how I can help."

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
She nodded softly, followed with a shrug. "Yes. I don't see why anyone would have a problem with lab created food. It's better for the world and honestly... a lot of things we eat have plenty of unknown substances in them, already."

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
"I haven't been paying attention, honestly -- I'm sure there's more we can do as a community."

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Country Kitchen
She settled into her seat and looked up, cheeks coloring. Oh, he was cute! She did her best not to touch her hair, failing immediately as she fussed with the ribbon.

What is your favorite comfort food and why?
"Macaroni, home-baked style." She flushed nervously, unable to look up for the moment. "And mashed potatoes...."

What simple pastimes do you enjoy?
"Origami, reading, maybe sunbathing if time permits it. I also love meeting other phonies."

What is your favorite topping to put on potatoes?
"Chives." She answered immediately, nodding. "Chives are a delicious addition."

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Lemon Lime
Oh! She'd seen Lemon Lime before! She looked like a few other members within the bar currently, in fact.

Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
Blind Love turned a vivid red, head snapping back as she covered her face. "Oh! I-!"

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
She beamed with pride, slowly removing her hooves. "My restaurant won a reward for the most matched couples in the month! And the best cheesecake."

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
She shook her head, nerves fading. "I don't really know any by name."

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Happy Endings
Blind Love was a sucker for a confident phony, smiling faintly at the flutter. He looked like he knew his way around the world.

What is your favorite genre of book?
"Romance and horror."

Fabio or Fabi-no?
She blinked, confusion flickering on her face. "Um, I'm- Fabio?"

What's your love language?
A direct and important question! She couldn't meet their gaze, cheeks tinting. "Physical touch and words of affirmation."

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King Cock
She settled down in-front of King Cock, slightly jittery from the last two conversations.

Do you like and/or have hens?
"They're sweet! I want a few, but the kids don't know how to handle hens."

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
She tilted her head, uncertain and curious. "I don't know -- could you explain which you like the most?"

Free range or pasture-raised?
"P-pasture-raised, I believe?"

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Shrill X
Oh! They had met before! And Blind Love liked her radio show.

Do you like to party?
"Despite how much I work I actually do like a good party."

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
Blind Love shook her head, gently laughing. "Oh, I couldn't interrupt everyone else's time -- maybe when we're outside?"

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
She blinked at Shrill X, a soft smile on her face. "I actually like monogamy, but I know it isn't for everyone, and that's okay! In fact, I've seen quite a few non-monogamous couples find other partners through my business."

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Sweet Bread
She froze once she realized who was in-front of her, mouth tightening. She knew Sweet Bread, and for a moment she could see something familiar within Sweet Bread's eyes. Pain. Longing. Sweet Bread was married, right? Why was she- oh. Oh. Blind Love's eyes glistened, a hoof rubbing at them gently.

She felt awful for Sweet Bread.

What's your favorite sandwich?
"A-a caprese sandwich." She answered softly.

Do you have any children of your own?
"I have three kids, yes," a warm and loving smile reached Blind Love's face before it crashed into a faint and desolate frown. Sanctuary....

Have you ever loved someone before?
There it was -- that feeling. She reached out, touching Sweet Bread's hooves and gently holding them. "Yes, and so have you," she whispered softly, smiling tenderly at the baker. "I'm sorry. This feeling -- it hurts, doesn't it? I... would you like someone to talk to? I can stop by and we can..." Can what? Cry? Probably. "I'm sorry if I'm overstepping, I just..." she pulled her hooves away, fidgeting with her braid. "I want to be here for someone who feels the same way I do."

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Expired Expectations
Once her talk with Sweet Bread was over she had found her way to the next stallion, heart weak and face crestfallen. She didn't know how to pick herself up after, but she had to. No one came here to hear about her problems. She smiled up at Expired, heart flipping once. She always had found him beautiful, but now she felt guilty for that thought -- especially after almost crying all over his equally as gorgeous mother.

What is one food you could go without?
"Capers," she answered firmly. Yeah, she hated those things.

What do you look for in a partner?
What had she looked for before she had it? No, she had new expectations now -- ones developed after the loss of something she thought had been endgame. "Loyalty," she answered, voice faint and on the verge of cracking. "And someone who gets me, and I get them. I guess intimacy, as well. Not just physical, but I'd like to comfort and love my partner. Hold them dear and be held dear. I want a warm love that supports one another, even in the worst of times." She paused, voice low and soft. "Someone who will love me no matter what."

Why are you here?
"Because it's time I stop punishing myself," she answered immediately, surprising herself. "I have always loved love, and I would like to find someone who loves me just as much as I will love them."

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Bijou Blende
Oh no -- Bijou was stunning! There were too many beauties here!!

What's your work life balance like?
She laughed faintly, an embarrassed expression on her face. "I've been told I work too much -- maybe I need to work on that."

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
"Oh, um-" she paused, head tilting side to side. What an interesting question! "Envy, I suppose," she admitted. "Especially of those who have settled down happily with their paramour."

Coffee or tea?
Such a hard question! She loved both! "Coffee? Tea? I- I quite like both very much!"

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Fatal Attraction
Blind Love was absolutely taken away by Fatal Attraction's eyes, distracting her from her recent blunders.

How do you feel about horror movies?
"I love them! Especially if I can cling to someone close to me."

Would you love me forever and ever and ever?
Forever and ever? That was all Blind Love had wanted. "I would love my partner forever and ever, and then even after."

Would you find it weird if your partner dug through your trash?
Well, maybe -- just a little, at first. But Blind Love was always eager to understand others and meet them at face level. "At first I'd be confused, but if you're not hurting anyone then... I guess it's okay. Just be careful, alright? Sometimes I throw out sharp things."

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Paws Button
Oh! Such a sweetie! Blind Love relaxed instantly, rolling her glass between her hooves.

Do you enjoy wearing costumes?
She flushed, nervously looking everywhere but. Honestly, Blind Love adored looking cute, especially in the bedroom. "I do, yes."

If you could dress up as any fictional character who would you choose?
She frowned, overcome by the options. "I really can't pinpoint just one character!"

Have you made anything you're really proud of?
Did her kids count? No? Yes? "I made an origami castle, once."

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Rough Shards
There it was again -- a large stallion hitting Blind Love's interests. Where were they all coming from?

What is your ideal Sunday afternoon?
"Listening to my kids play, honestly. I'm happiest when they are."

How do you feel about rainy days?
"I love rain," she admitted dreamily. "The sound pitter pattering against the roof and windows -- I could fall asleep to it any day."

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
She laughed softly, having had experience with such a thing. "At work! My kids tear up the house if they really want to know something."

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Centaur Fold
Were those -- hands? She couldn't help but blink in surprise! Interesting! Neat!

Do you like hands on experiences?
"Hands on exp- what do you mean?"

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
"Oh, you'll win, but sure!" She stretched a hoof out with a smile and giggle.

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
"Finger foo-" She paused, noting the wink and flushing brightly. "I don't have hands." Wow, what a stupid thing to say, jeez! She flushed nervously, looking away. She really had to say that?

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Kaiju Blue
Blind Love honestly was going to flee if this kept up much longer. So many good looking and kind hearted phonies... and then there was her. She smiled towards the next stallion who came over, noting his intense colors with interest.

If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
Wow, intense question! She liked it! "Hatred, I suppose? Is that cheesy?"

If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
"Twin Hearts! And maybe something cute and frilly... like a magical girl?"

Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
"Deep ocean. I love marine animals."

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Nina
The last phony. Blind Love hadn't seen her before, but she looked fun!

How do you stay in contact with your pals?
"Text, calls, or write letters. I like keeping in touch."

How do you wind down after work?
"I... it's been awhile. I suppose sometimes I take walks once the kids are tucked in?"

What's your sleep schedule like?
She giggled faintly. "Sleep? I forgot what that is." [/spoiler]

[Fealine]

[spoiler]Banana Creme
What a shy cutie! Really love her hat too. Wonder if she'd be up for trying out some paddle boarding later?

If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
At the beach catching a wave! I'd actually never leave the waves if I could....

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
Adventure I think, though I don't really watch too many movies since I'm usually on a wave, hehe.

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
Well I've seen plenty ladies that are bottom heavy absolutely shred on a surfboard so I say work what the good nanites gave ya! No reason a little extra cush on the tush should be frowned upon.

Torte Bar
Oooh the expression on her face makes me want to just get up and GO! I love it!

I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
Sex on the beach. The drink not the do, hah.

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
Oh man, attempted to tackle a 25-foot crest wave before I really knew what I was doing. Talk about wipe out, I think my nanites cried for weeks. No regrets though!

Last, but not least! Sports?
Surfing!!!!!!!!

Shimmering Sea

OMIGOOOSH ANOTHER CUTIE MER, HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE HIHIHIHELLODOYOULIKESURFING?

Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
Heck yeah I live there!!! Day, Night, Noon, Rain or shine I'm there baby!

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
Surfing is my hobby, but teaching others how to is my passion!

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
That's a good one. I love surfing but I also love just watching others show off their moves..... both? Does that count as an answer?[/color]

Heavenly Body
My great nanite she is tall and beautiful..... how do i even....

What is the greatest adventure you've ever been on?
Hmmmm I once got drug out a little too far out into the ocean from a wave, met a lovely shark named Bruce. We chatted for a long time and he showed me his family, odd guy, had a clown fish for a wife. He was kinda fidgety.

How comfortable are you around dead things?
Um, I mean I see some critters washed up on the beach every now and then. It's pretty sad, I try to bury them and move on. I don't like seeing them linger there.....

On a scale of one to ten, how coordinated are you?
11. I have to be, one wrong move out there in the ocean and your as good as gone! (I mean, me being a mer helps but shhh details)

Willow Wisp
Wow she seems fun and spooky! Kinda gives me chills.... I think I like it?
"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
A fish, for natural reasons hee hee

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
-GASP- OH WOW, if i had it i'd say my collection'd be complete!

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?.
Hmm... Chad.


Hush Money
Holy mother of pretty mers, where had all these sexy babes been all her sea-life??
What is your opinion on ASMR?
I could fall asleep just listening to the waves so I think ASMR is great and everyone should find their preferred version.

Would you consider yourself wealthy?
Yes? Not money wise but I love my life and what I do so what else do I need? Well besides someone to spend it with.....

Do you think I'm the most beautiful mare in the room?  I'm a gamer girl, by the way.
I.... feel like this is a trick question? Do I lose the game if I say no?

Blind Love
OK why was she so cute. And that cute little heart bracelet like marking almost matched the shell necklace she had. Insta besties!
Have you ever been in-love before?
I'm not sure...actually? How do you know its love love and not just like, a fleeting infatuated moment?

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
Yup! That's why I'm here. Just looking for the right one.

What's your first memory?
Crystal blue waters. Just nothing but soft floating water around me...oh and some weird pointy yellow thing? But it was kinda blurry and I couldn't really tell what it was.

Kiwi Kiss
Ooooh her wings looked so cute and tastey.... did they also taste like a kiwi?!?
Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
Ask him what he wants to eat! Clearly he's hungry, poor guy.

Describe your ideal first date!
Hanging out at the beach, surfing maybe or just learning to paddle, I don't care either way, as long as the sun is shining, the wind is at our backs and the waters lick softly at our tails..... er or hooves.

What's your favorite fruit?
Coconut! .... is that a fruit?

Knockout
Woah he looked tough! I bet he could punch a shark head on and send it flying into the next waters!!!!

DC or Marvel?
Um... who has silver surfer? Because that one.

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
Uh......I don't really know them very well.... are there any more surfing types?

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
Describe what you mean by good phony? Like if they are out causing crimes then I don't know if I'd want them as my partner.....


Foxtrot
Hehehe she's tiny and spunky.

Do you like to dance?
Yup! I'm not as good as others with hooves but you should see my water twirling!

What is your ideal music to dance too?
Beach music! Like, the fun hawaiian stuff!

What relaxes you most?
Kicking back in the waves, face to the sky, soaking up the sun while also being cooled by the waters.

Shockstar
He looked funny! His tail was neat but he also looked like he'd probably attract lightning in a thunderstorm.

What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
Is this one of those game things?!?! Is there water types? Because def water!

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
Uh... one I can surf with? Like is there a giant turtle that has like cannons on its back or something?!?! THAT'D BE WICKED!

How do you level up your mons?
Mons? Is that short for monsters? I'd have to guess training, lots of diligent training because practice makes perfect!

Regrind
What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
Dude anything to save the turtles man. On board lets go! How can I help more?

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
I'd be down to try anything once! Though if it was our only option i suppose we'd have too no? -giggle-

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
I'm not honestly sure? I spend a lot of time at sea, not really with anything that requires much energy..... unless.... is the water here different??? But wait, we have a sun so like, lets just go solar power yeah?

Country Kitchen
What is your favorite comfort food and why?
Mmmmmmm I think a nice kelp kabob with bits of coconut and banana!

What simple pastimes do you enjoy?
Watching the fish dart below the waves, they are just so clever and funny sometimes!

What is your favorite topping to put on potatoes?
Sour cream!!

Lemon Lime
Strong take charge woman, I like it.... wanna go surfing sometime?
Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
I mean I do find myself more drawn to the ladies......

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
Finally mastering that 25-foot crest wave, without a board no less!

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
He's probably not really well known but Chad was quite the wave killer back in his day.... man I'd give anything to see him ride a wave again.....

Happy Endings
Such a peculiar flutter for his name, I'm intrigued to learn more about him.

What is your favorite genre of book?
Probably slice of life, but with beach themes. Like the one about young Chad, back in the day getting his first board, watching the older boys out on the waves.... -dreamy sigh-

Fabio or Fabi-no?
Fabi-yes?

What's your love language?
I think that's obvious.... I like being wet.

King Cock
CHIKKUM. CAN I SQUISH HIM?? IS HE SQUISHABLE?

Do you like and/or have hens?
I don't have one myself but they are pretty darn charming!

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
I uh.. I would have to do research on that and see what the internet says I suppose.

Free range or pasture-raised?
Um? Like, whatever keeps them happy, healthy and safe of course. Don't want em running off or bein eaten but also room to stretch them little chicken legs!

Shrill X
I like this one. Can we just hang out and party later?!!

Do you like to party?
Yes yes yes yes! It's the best after a long day on the waves just flopping on the beach, watching the stars around a bonfire with your pals!

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
KOWABUUUNNGAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
It what? I'm sorry, you lost me there. I like the idea of fun but at the end of the day I'd like a loyal set of hooves to relax in.... -looks away sorta ashamed?-

Sweet Bread
I want to roll in her hair.... its so lovely..... how did you get it that long??

What's your favorite sandwich?
Cucumber and kelp!

Do you have any children of your own?
Not yet, but I hope too someday raise a family of littles!

Have you ever loved someone before?
Yup.... -sighs-

Expired Expectations
Woah... is his hoof edible? Bet it wouldn't fancy well being wet...soggy bread is kinda gross.... he's cute though.

What is one food you could go without?
Hm, burgers I think. Too messy.

What do you look for in a partner?
An adventurous sport who is down to spend time doing the things we love but at the end of the day is loyal and always there if I need them.

Why are you here?
Well besides that it sounded like a blast.... I'm hoping to find someone like I just described....

Bijou Blende
Soooooooo pretty, almost like one of those super fancy collectible dolls... I want to hug her.

What's your work life balance like?
Sometimes I don't even remember I'm working because I love it that much!

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
Oh pride easily......ehehehe... -she rubs a hoof on the back of her head while looking sheepish-

Coffee or tea?
Coffee!

Fatal Attraction
Wowza this chick was a hawtie! Those eyes man... I could get lost in them...for a while... I think

How do you feel about horror movies?
So like, they aren't my favorite but I also love the adrenalin rush of being scared so bring it on!!

Would you love me forever and ever and ever?
-She gets an uneasy feeling- I....yes?

Would you find it weird if your partner dug through your trash?
Uh yes..... like why bro....

Paws Button
HNNNNG ANOTHER TINY CUTIE LET ME SCOOP YOU UP AND HUG YOU FOREVER

Do you enjoy wearing costumes?
Sure mate, long as they don't get in the way of the waves!

If you could dress up as any fictional character who would you choose?
Chad, hands down...or hooves down hehe.

Have you made anything you're really proud of?
Just some seashell crowns they aren't the best, but like, do you know how hard that is without unicorn magic?

Rough Shards
Wow your a big handsome.... your colors remind me of a fresh crisp ocean morning... can I swim in you? ... Er that was weird, sorry.

What is your ideal Sunday afternoon?
Lazy beach day, soaking up the sun, feeling the sand on your skin, wind in your hair, salt in your nose....

How do you feel about rainy days?
Love them! They make the waves crazy and I can't really surf but its beneficial to the environment so bring on the rain, keep my ocean strong!!!

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
Oh man thats a tough one.. I'm sure land based is easier than water based... maybe in a drawer?

Centaur Fold
-deep inhale- HANDS. -touchy touchy touchy-

Do you like hands on experiences?
Oh most definetly!

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
LETS GO >D -slams elbow on table-

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
I...-fans self-

Kaiju Blue
Colored like the deepest parts of the ocean, he feels exciting in a forbidden kind of way... its hard to describe. But i dig it!

If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
Giant sea monsters obviously!

If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
Oh oh oh I used to imagine this as a kid -briefly looks embarrassed- We'd be called A-Frame and our uniforms would be stream line, sleek water proof get up but with like neato high tech goggles, also water proof though. And we'd have surf boards that could change into whatever we'd need them to be!

Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
Deep ocean! It's less explored, at least I think. Imagine the creatures lurking down there....also I'm a mer so I meanlike....


Nina
OH haven't seen her before, shes spunky and cute, lovely purples! Also can we just talk about DAT MANE GURL!

How do you stay in contact with your pals?
I bug them hehehe. Gotta make sure they are staying well and hydrated!

How do you wind down after work?
Put my fins up and relax with a nice flop, either on the beach or a lazy flop down below the waves and just let everything wash away.

What's your sleep schedule like?
Pretty routine for me, though I go to bed later than others yet rise before the sun is up usually, got lots to do to make sure the day is good for any kind of wave sporting activities.
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[cursedwanderer]

[spoiler]
Fruit Punch
HB was starting to get a little nervous about the whole event.  She didn't really get many chances to interact with living, breathing people.  Most conversations she held were one sided with the corpses at the morgue, excluding the ones she had with her coworker( and friend) Doppel.  At least the first stallion was just a trial run, since the bartender made it clear he wasn't available, which reduced a little bit of the stress.

What's your favorite drink (alcoholic or non)?
"Hmmm. well..."  The carousel murmured, lowering her eyes to look at the table as she thought.  "I suppose I would go with Lapsang Souchong tea.  It tastes like a campfire and I'm rather fond of campfire stories."

What brought you here tonight? Do you think you'll find true love or just a new friend?
HB blushed.  "I suppose I hadn't really put much thought into that, my hooves kind of just brought me here."  She glanced off to the side, hair falling across her face as she mumbled, "I suppose I wouldn't mind love though."

Technically I'm off the menu. But if I wasn't... Talk dirty to me.
"O-oh!  Um... You'd probably make a lovely corpse.  I'm sure the maggots would avoid eating such a lovely face out of reverence."
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Banana Creme
The next mare seemed about as nervous as HB felt and the carousel felt slightly more relaxed at that thought.  Maybe she wasn't the only person here who had most of their conversations with things that couldn't talk back.


If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
"I spend quite a bit of time at work and I do love my job but, I suppose if I were to have time off..."  HB propped her chin up on her hoof.  "Well, I do rather like reading books next to the fireplace at night."

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
"Hmmm...  I'm rather partial to action adventure as long as it has a little bit of romance sprinkled in.  Things like the Princess Bride."

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
HB lets out a small giggle, hoof covering her mouth.  "A little extra booty has never interfered with my work."

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Torte Bar
The third phony was a bit more high energy than the previous two and HB was feeling a tad bit intimidated.  She was certain no one would seeing her hosting a tea party for corpses and find her to be very sprightly.

I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
Well at least this was an easy question.  HB pursed her lips, "Mint Julip Iced Tea."

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
"Is dressing up dead bodies to look like pirates a crime?"

Last, but not least! Sports?
HB frowned and chewed her lip.  "I'm dreadfully clumsy, I'm afraid.  I tried soccer once as a foal and...  I may of squished someone."

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Shimmering Sea
A mer, HB had seen the occasional mer during her work though they typically weren't in quite as bubbly of a mood when she saw them as this one was.

Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
"Why that sounds quite lovely," she smiles, tilting her head upwards as she imagined looking out at the stars.  "I do rather enjoy a moonlit stroll."

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
"I rather like reading and writing a bit too.  Though I suppose it's less like writing and more like just making up stories and saying them outloud..."

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
Now this was a tough one.  "Can I be both?  I rather find I enjoy art just as much as I enjoy coming up with my own ideas for stories."


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Willow Wisp

"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
"Maybe an owl," she pondered.  "They're not quite normal like other animals, but I feel there's something a little bit magical about them.  They probably have lots of stories to tell too."

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
HB smiled, "Oh yes.  I wonder how that beetle managed to sneak it's way in here."  She sighed dreamily, "It's iridescent shell is quite beautiful, I hope it doesn't get damaged in all the hub bub going on.  It's brave of it to wander in here I think.  Maybe it's the lone knight to the beetle kingdom and it's out doing reconnaissance for the last of the beetle nobility.  They're running out of food and water, but this beetle is willing to risk it's life for the beetle princess it loves..."  HB blushes, realizing she'd been rambling.  The other phony likely thought she was weird.

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?.
"I'm not really afraid of loss.  It's just a part of life.  If you were meant to have it then it will find it's way back to you.

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Blind Love
This pegasus seemed a little bit sad, an emotion HB was quite familiar with.  People typically weren't in a good mood when they came to visit the morgue.

Have you ever been in-love before?
I'm afraid I'm rather inexperienced," she mumbled with a rosy tint to her cheeks.  Suddenly HB felt like she could maybe use a second drink.

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
"I think that would be quite nice, if I could find someone..."

What's your first memory?
"There was a dove on the side of the road, it had been hit by a car and it's body was bent a bit out of shape, but it still held it's beauty."  The carousel fidgeted in her seat.  "Sorry, that was a bit morbid wasn't it."

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Kiwi Kiss
Another high energy phony came her way and this one was a flutter.  HB quivered with nerves.  She didn't really feel safe with flutters after that incident during soccer practice as a kid.
She didn't want to stumble and crush the poor mare.

Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
"An orc?  Oh that's rather magical isn't it?"  She hummed happily.  An orc breaking into a bar was a rather lot like her stories.  "I admit I'd be rather useless in a fight, but I'd like to imagine there'd be some sort of dashing hero or heroine who'd swoop in to save us all, assuming the orc is a villain of course.  There is always the possibility that the orc could actually be some sort of rough and tumble anti-hero here to stir up trouble and get answers.  I'd sort of like that too."

Describe your ideal first date!
"Hmm...  I've never really pictured what going on a date would be like for me before.  I'm usually too busy imagining stories for other people."

What's your favorite fruit?
"I think Pomegranate can be rather romantic depending on your interpretation of the Hades and Persephone mythos."


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Knockout
Now this was a stallion that looked like he had a lot of fight in him.  HB had seen quite a few of that type in the morgue, stallions and mares who had bitten off more than they could chew.  She was sure he probably had some good stories though and while there was a twinge of sadness at the thought of his inevitable death there was also some jealousy too.  She could never manage to live a life with as much adventure as that with how she was always tripping over her hooves.

DC or Marvel?
"I'm always surprised how comics are looked down on in the literary world.  They're the perfect blending of art and literature after all.  I can't say I've really read much of them though."  Maybe she should change that, she mused.

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
She didn't really dabble too much in the superhero genre outside of the occasional movie she went to see with Doppel.  "Rorschach I suppose, although he's not really super...  He's gritty and mysterious though, I kind of like that.  It makes you wonder what other stories he could tell."

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
HB perked up at that one, getting a little bit excited.  "Oh well that really depends.  Are they an anti-hero or a villain?  What's their backstory?  Is it tragic?  I hope it's tragic."

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Tsunami Waves
Another mer, was it a surprise to see two in one place?  Then again, she was a carousel so who was she to gawk.  HB glanced around, was she the only carousel here?

How do you feel about water?
"In what regard?" HB cocked her head to the side.  "I'm a fan of candlelit bubble baths with a good book and it is quite the good drink."

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
"I like to look at the tide pools," she chimed happily, although she was always doing her best to not slip on the wet rocks into them.  It would be a lie to say she hadn't fallen into a fair number of them and destroyed their fragile ecosystems, resulting in many tears on her part.  "They're entire world's unto themselves, dramatic universes in a tiny fun size package."

Have you seen Chad?
"Oh, the one who died recently?"  She hung her head, solemn.  "I'm very sorry for your loss."

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Foxtrot
Another petite phony, HB did her best not to stumble around her, gripping the table with her hooves to steady herself until she made it into her seat.

Do you like to dance?
"In theory, yes, in practice... Not so much," she blushed.

What is your ideal music to dance too?
"I'm a bit too clumsy for dancing, but I do like listening to classical while I read."  The mare felt rather awkward, she had steady hooves with her work but in all other situations requiring physical exertion she was rather inept.

What relaxes you most?
At least this question didn't have to do with something she was terrible at.  HB breathed a sigh of relief.  "Settling down to read a book always makes me feel cozy and relaxed.  It's nice to do it cuddled under blankets next to a fire, but in the bath is rather nice too."

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Shockstar
HB couldn't help but let out a giggle as she looked at the spunky stallion.  He seemed like the adventurous type like the red pegasus from before, but not quite so angry.  There was something more youthful about him and the carousel couldn't help but smile.  She was sure the sort of adventures he went on were a lot less serious and a lot more fun than the stallion she'd spoken to before.

What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
"Pocket monster?  Hmm, well there's not really a lot of monsters I can imagine would fit in pockets.  I guess fairies could and if it was a big enough pocket (like a sweatshirt maybe) perhaps a gremlin even."

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
"Monsters form teams?  I guess I have heard of things like vampires and werewolves teaming up in stories, but I can't recall the same for any of the smaller monsters of yore."

How do you level up your mons?
As a mortician she was quite familiar with anatomy and she had long since gotten over being bothered by it.  Leveling up ones groin area though, she hadn't really heard of that.  With a tilt of her head she stared at him questioningly.  "Is this some new fad involving pills?  I've heard of stallions doing that sort of thing..."  What a strange question to ask. 


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Regrind
Well this phony had lovely curls and he was about her size too.  HB's wings fluttered, feeling more comfortable knowing she couldn't as easily fall and cause this stallion bodily harm.  Although... She couldn't help but be drawn to his neck.  Perhaps he had some interesting backstory like Frankenstein's monster she wondered.  That would be so exciting!

What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
"Ah, it's good to care about the planet.  I have a bit more knowledge about composting as it aligns more with my job, but...  I think it's good to want better things for the future."  HB smiled and fiddled with her hair.  She spent a lot of time lost in dreams about the future or the past, but not much thinking about the present.  Maybe she should have solar panels installed upon the rough of the morgue...

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
"Death is apart of life, so I have no problem with eating meat.  Although I do wish the practice could be a bit kinder to the animals.  Mass production reduces magnificent creatures down to inanimate objects.  But, I have nothing against lab made food.  It's more sustainable in the long term and I have no problem eating it."

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
"I'm afraid I don't know much about that..."  She chewed the inside of her cheek.  "I wouldn't know what to do about it if it wasn't."

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Country Kitchen
Another large stallion.  It felt rather nice to be around a few phony who were about her height.  She was still accident prone regardless, but at least she could do less damage.

What is your favorite comfort food and why?
"I'm a big fan of tea, but hot cocoa with marshmallows is also nice for a good snuggle under the blankets."

What simple pastimes do you enjoy?
"Simple pastimes?"  She had to think about that.  "I guess reading and storytelling, though the simplicity depends on the book and the story."

What is your favorite topping to put on potatoes?
"Rosemary," she said resolutely.

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Lemon Lime
HB had seen this mare come in.  She seemed to know some of the other attendees since she'd stopped by a small number of other tables to say hello.

Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
HB's eyes went wide and the carousel let out a little squeak before covering her face with her hooves.

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
"I don't think you can win medals for preparing dead bodies..."

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
"A-ah... I'm not really into sports... Unless they're in a book?"


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King Cock
HB was beginning to feel absolutely dreadful after that last round.  The rather forward mare had left HB feeling out of place.  The carousel turned to her next date with a gulp, hoping that it would go better (or at least not worse).

Do you like and/or have hens?
Now this was an odd question.  I guess it was good to know about potential partner's pets though.  "I have no objections to them, although I personally have a dog.  It's nice to sit with him on the rug to give him belly rubs."

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
"Hmmm?"

Free range or pasture-raised?
"Uh...  Whichever one is better?  I think it's free range, but it's been awhile..."

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Shrill X
Well that last one hadn't gone well either.  HB's eyes shot towards the door as she filled with unease.  She was almost done though, she could power through this.  Doppel would be proud right?

Do you like to party?
"What kind of part are we talking about?  A- A tea party I hope?"  She did like to hold those with the dead...

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
The carousel covered her mouth and shook her head rapidly.

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
"Oh...  I think it's rather romantic to think that you were meant to be together."  HB looked at the table sadly.  Maybe she was better of back at the morgue.

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Sweet Bread
HB could feel her confidence running out as she picked her way to the next table.  Maybe she really should grab another drink.

What's your favorite sandwich?
At least this was an easy one, she thought to herself.  "I like grilled cheese on rye with tomato slices.  But, if I'm feeling sad, I like to toast peanut butter with banana and those little tiny marshmallows."

Do you have any children of your own?
"No..."  Was it normal for people at singles mixers to have children?  She wasn't sure if it was good or bad either way.

Have you ever loved someone before?
"I'm afraid not.  Although I fall in love with a new book character each week," she chuckled sadly.

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Expired Expectations
The carousel couldn't help but notice the bread leg on the next stallion.  Perhaps he was a bit familiar with her troubles with gravity having a leg like that...


What is one food you could go without?
"I don't really like Cumin.  It tastes sort of like you didn't have any creative ideas for your taco seasoning so you dumped Cumin on in desperation to make the meat not taste bland.  If that makes sense..."  Was that a weird thing to say?  That was probably too weirdly specific.

What do you look for in a partner?
"Someone to have a whirlwind romance with would be nice.  Something special and magical with someone who brings about positive change in the world.  But, I'm aware that's unrealistic.  I read a lot of books, but it would be nice to be swept off my feet... In not the usual way that I am."  She clasped her hooves together.  "I'd probably be happy with just about anything as long as they were kind."

Why are you here?
"I figured I should get out more.  Doppel thinks it's bad for me to just be interacting with the corpses and him.  I saw the sign as I was leaving work and just sort of wandered in.  I didn't think about how uncomfortable it would be beforehand though," she grimaced.  She definitely had not thought this one through.

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Bijou Blende
  She had a little crown!  That was cute.  HB smiled warmly, wondering if this mare was at all like the princesses from her storybook.  Or maybe the mare just had similar interests.

What's your work life balance like?
"My coworker thinks I spend too much time at work, but I rather like it.  Telling stories to the dead is rather fun, plus I don't really have anyone else to talk to..."  Oops, that one had started out fine, but now...  HB wondered, was she lonely?

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
"Sloth I'd say," the carousel said with a nervous laugh.  "I'm a hard worker, but I tend to have a rather hard time staying on my feet so I move rather slow when I have to go from place to place."

Coffee or tea?
"It'd probably be smarter for me to drink coffee, but I rather enjoy tea.  It's got such a large variety of flavors and they can transport you to other places.  A flower meadow, a campfire..."

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Rough Shards
This stallion was large and rather striking.  He looked like the living embodiment of a boulder.  HB was sure that if she tripped and fell on him he probably wouldn't even notice.

What is your ideal Sunday afternoon?
"Sundays tend to be rather busy in the funeral business and I do love my work, so I suppose I'd be there for at least part of it.  Maybe a nice picnic in the graveyard after could be lovely?"

How do you feel about rainy days?
"Oh they're quite nice if you're spending them indoors reading a book, they can really add to the atmosphere.  Although, if I have to leave the house it really does make it quite a bit harder not to trip on the flagstones."

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
"Hmm, I'd probably take some tips from my favorite mystery books or a hide it in a false book on my bookcase if it would fit."


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Centaur Fold
HB relaxed a bit as she spotted the familiar, albeit odd looking, phony.  She gave a small wave before she sat down in her seat.

Do you like hands on experiences?
"I always love it when you stop by the morgue to help," she smiled.

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
"Oh Cent, you know I'm no good at stuff like that," she laughed and waved him off.

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
"Psh, well har har har mister.  Did you come here just to crack jokes?  Is Doppel here too?"  She glanced around the crowd.


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Kaiju Blue
HB strode to the next table feeling considerably more relaxed after her encounter with her friend.  This dark stallion seemed like he would make a great anti-hero in a book.  HB was a little intimidated, but also hopeful that he would be just like one of the characters she enjoyed.

If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
"Um, I wouldn't be terribly good at fighting.  I think it would be better if I was just cheering on the hero instead.  Though if the enemy could be anything, then I guess I could help a little combating rot."  Embalming, after all, was a good part of her work.


If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
"Umm, knowing Doppel he'd probably dress us up to look like each other as a joke," she giggled.  "Maybe we'd be the Rest in Pieces team?"

Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
"Space," she said, dreamy eyed.  She was lucky enough to have wings to grant her whatever view of the stars on earth that she chose, but there was something magical about space.

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Nina
The last one.  HB let out an audible sigh of relief.  Some of these rounds of questions had been alright, but a good number of them had made her take a couple hits to her self-esteem.

How do you stay in contact with your pals?
"Well, I mostly see them at work."

How do you wind down after work?
"With a good book and a mug of something warm like tea."  She could go for something like that about now.  The carousel glanced towards the door, already planning what book she would grab from her shelf when she got hom.

What's your sleep schedule like?
"I suppose I would say not so good?  Doppel likes to make fun of me, but sometimes I drift off at work."
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[Fealine]

[spoiler]Banana Creme
Awwww pretty darlin, do you just need a long hug while you let it all out? Mama Fox will listen~ <3
If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
Probably at home just relaxing with a nice tall drink, listening to some old timey dance hall music. It sooths the soul.

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
Romance! I'm a sucker for a good love story -sighs-

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
Everyone is beautiful just the way they are hunny, you don't have anything to worry your pretty little head over. -eyes her up and down real good like- I promise. -winks-

Torte Bar
A strong lady, I like that, get em girl!
I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
A martini, I like myself party drinks. -laughs-

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
Oh dear, I'm afraid I'm not quite that excited but I did take some pole dancing lessons once when the kids were very young..... don't tell my daughters that ok?!

Last, but not least! Sports?
I like dance offs, seeing the way ponies can bend and twist their bodies to a beat... ooh my getting flushed already!

Shimmering Sea
Precious little water thing, i wonder how that tail does at dancing? Care to show me sometime?
Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
I've never been to it much at night but they make it look lovely in movies so I'd be up to try!

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
I liked helping my daughters and son with their hobbies so, really not sure if I have one of my own per say....

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
I want to be up on that stage shaking my tail with a handsome stallion or gorgeous mare!!!! -giggles- Oh dear, better slow my roll there.[/color]

Heavenly Body
Heavenly Body indeed.....
What is the greatest adventure you've ever been on?
I took my daughters to a convention once, that was quite the blast!

How comfortable are you around dead things?
I uh... I'd prefer not to be....I hope you wont think less of me dear?

On a scale of one to ten, how coordinated are you?
You want to see these hooves move....?

Willow Wisp
Little spacey but I'd love to know what's going on in her head right now. I feel like I could watch her all day.
"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
Oh dear, horse?

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
Oh yes, its lovely deary.... -laughs and simply watches-

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?.
I'm not sure I've yet to lose anything I miss that badly? I suppose some childhood days though.

Hush Money
I'm hushed dear, I'm hushed. And its not because of your money either......
What is your opinion on ASMR?
It's quite calming, well depending on what type it is I suppose...

Would you consider yourself wealthy?
Moderately so? I mean I try....

Do you think I'm the most beautiful mare in the room?  I'm a gamer girl, by the way.
-giggles- I think one of my daughters watches you actually. Yes dear.

Blind Love
Sweet child, tell me what's on your mind? Also how you do your mane?
Have you ever been in-love before?
Briefly, but I am every day with my beautiful children. -proud mother look-

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
Eventually, I'm sure I'll find someone some day....

What's your first memory?
Coming out of my blister pack with my siblings I suppose? Its rather blurry.

Kiwi Kiss
Legs for days, my my, I bet you'd do a mean tango!
Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
Oh my, is this one of those role playing things like my daughters do? I suppose I'd steer clear of him really....

Describe your ideal first date!
A passionate night of dancing the night away at an extravagant ball, complete masquerade so my partner is a mystery until at the end when we both reveal ourselves and fall madly in love.... -dreamy sigh-

What's your favorite fruit?
Gotta go with a mango I think.

Knockout
Well that sure is a stallion, he looks quite rough honestly. I hope I don't upset him.
DC or Marvel?
I'm afraid I don't really know either darling, I'm sorry. You can teach me though?

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
Well I did once watch a movie with a strapping stallion in some kind of super suite and he was quite fast really, I think they called him Speed?

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
I think I'd prefer a good one, sorry hunny....

Tsunami Waves
My what energy! Little too wet for me however though.... I'm not that coordinated in the water.
How do you feel about water?
Its good to drink and for baths but I don't quite fancy myself being a fish really....

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
Little bit of a sand tango around a bonfire perhaps.

Have you seen Chad?
Sorry, afraid not dear, but if I do I'll let him know your looking?


Shockstar
Funny fellow, probably not my type but I feel like my daughters might like him.
What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
I'd need to talk to my daughters about this but there is some kind of cute orange rat thing in the show isn't there? That one I suppose.

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
Any that can dance I suppose.

How do you level up your mons?
Practice!

Regrind
Such lovely colors you have dear, mind if I get lost in your eyes a little bit? -giggle-
What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
Absolutely, anything to help our homes stay healthy.

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
-head tilt- I suppose if it was necessary, yes.

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
Oh sure, I mean I'm not exactly the best at these topics but I read a little....

Country Kitchen
Such tall stallions here and boy do you smell lovely, making me quite hungry actually....
What is your favorite comfort food and why?
Ice cream, neopolitan flavor! Goes great with a good romance movie, hehe.

What simple pastimes do you enjoy?
Dancing darling, always dancing! I can lose myself in a dance for so long.....

What is your favorite topping to put on potatoes?
Cheese!

Lemon Lime
You look like a whole night of fun....
Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
Why absolutely.

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
I entered another singles night, met Glico and had our lovely children. I'd never change that night for the world.

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
Hot Shot, that long legged stallion on the basketball team.... I just like watching him move. -knows nothing about the sport itself really-

Happy Endings
What a.....fun name. Does it ring true?
What is your favorite genre of book?
Romance again, I know, boring. Hehe.

Fabio or Fabi-no?
Always Fabio my sweet nanite goodness -fans self-

What's your love language?
A hot and steamy tango for two in the bedroom.... oopsies did I say that out loud?

King Cock
Again, these stallions with the names... -laughs- Show me what you got big fella.
Do you like and/or have hens?
My daughter has one, she's a lovely little thing. So smart but also....not at the same time.

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
I let Caramell do the care of her hen really, so I trust she's using the best for her little Poullita.

Free range or pasture-raised?
We let Lita run around the house wherever she pleases!

Shrill X
So loud, so sassy. Give me a few drinks and I'll join you in a minute there hunny!
Do you like to party?
Absolutely, there's always dancing at parties!

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
-she takes a deep breath and yells as loud as she can then laughs-

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
If that's your thing I suppose it gets boring. Life's about taking risks right?!

Sweet Bread
A picture of beauty, I envy your looks. Tell me how you do it?
What's your favorite sandwich?
Probably a BLT!

Do you have any children of your own?
I do, two lovely daughters and one son. They are my world!

Have you ever loved someone before?
For a fleeting moment, but I think I have more love to give should anyone else come around....

Expired Expectations
You are an entire package of questions that's best answered for another day. How's that bread hoof do on the dance floor I wonder?
What is one food you could go without?
Chicken wings.

What do you look for in a partner?
Someone with a good sense of rhythm and fun but someone whose also very romantic and in touch with their feelings.

Why are you here?
Why are you here? -she smiles at him softly-

Bijou Blende
Oh you remind me of a nice cup of coffee, look at you. You make me feel calm somehow.
What's your work life balance like?
I try to focus what I can in the mornings, make sure I break for lunch to give my brain a rest then focus on what might be left until quitting time.

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
Goodness, I've never thought about it. Envy I suppose? I get really jealous seeing another dancer do things I can't...

Coffee or tea?
Coffee! Especially if it looks like you.

Fatal Attraction
Gorgeous but you give me very strange vibes....as the kids say now a days.
How do you feel about horror movies?
Not my favorite... in fact can we just avoid them all together?

Would you love me forever and ever and ever?
I can't.... make that promise, sorry love.

Would you find it weird if your partner dug through your trash?
Absolutely....

Paws Button
My darling daughter, aaahhh. Have you found any hotties yet? Do they have any hot dads or moms? -giggles-
Do you enjoy wearing costumes?
You should know I do! I support you with my whole heart, and that time we all went as those Studio Wiggly characters... that was a blast.

If you could dress up as any fictional character who would you choose?
Oh oh oh that one hot super hero mare, you know the one I'm talking about.... oh... bless, help your poor mother with her name?

Have you made anything you're really proud of?
You. -she leans forward to press a kiss to Paw's forehead-

Rough Shards
Heello......
What is your ideal Sunday afternoon?
Catching up on sleep, enjoying a relaxing day, perhaps a bit of window shopping then coming home to a nice warm dinner.

How do you feel about rainy days?
A bit dreary for me but I can see how other's find them lovely. I'd prefer a bit of sunshine however.

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
Ah, in the 'parent dresser', worked like a charm every time. Aaah foals, bless them....

Centaur Fold
-shes at a loss for words, she can't stop staring at the hands-
Do you like hands on experiences?
Y---y...yes.

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
Just.....y-yes... -about puts her entire body on the table-

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
PLEASE.... -face twitches and she fixes her hair a moment, cheeks entirely red-

Kaiju Blue
You look quite electrifying, I dig it!
If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
Oh I'm afraid I don't have the mind for these types of things...um... some evil pony who wants to rid the world of rhythm!

If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
Alpha Tango Foxtrot - teehee. I know, lame. But we'd have the most sexiest darn ballroom get up you could ever imagine! We'd uh... sort out the actual practicality of it after....

Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
Deep space sounds exciting, what if there are handsome Martian ponies?! I think they made a movie about that once actually...

Nina
Hi darling, you look charming. What's got your heart in a twist?
How do you stay in contact with your pals?
Phone calls! Sometimes a hoof written letter on occasion, its nice to still see snail mail every now and then.

How do you wind down after work?
Grab a drink and watch some tv and make the kids put up the dishes. -laughs-

What's your sleep schedule like?
Fairly normal, I'm just like everyone else I suppose...
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[Fealine]

[spoiler]Banana Creme
FINALLY! A face he recognizes, sheesh, been trying to come over to chat BUT THERES JUST BEEN TOO MANY DANG PONIES IN THE WAY. What even was going on...wait questions?
If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
At a gym trying to get my next badge of course! Pocket monsters don't train themselves.

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
UH... I like...animated ones? -looks a little embarrassed-

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
-flushes bright red- I m-m-mean I d-d-don't really l-l-loook...but.. um i... -eyes darting from her to the floor rapidly as he stumbles over his words- I-t--itts ni-nice...?

Torte Bar
Your name sounds delicious....
I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
chocolate milk?

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
I uh... I guess try to take on a battle too high level for me...

Last, but not least! Sports?
N...n-no?

Shimmering Sea
Awww you look like a water type trainer!
Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
Sure? Though I haven't done it much....

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
Training to be the very best, like no one ever was!

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
Neither? I'd rather be the best trainer in all the world![/color]

Heavenly Body
-gulps-
What is the greatest adventure you've ever been on?
Getting Encore... but there's many more to come for me, just you wait!

How comfortable are you around dead things?
They don't die they just faint.... I...... -thinks back on the town full of gravestones then gets a mortified look on his face and bursts into tears, holding his cat close-

On a scale of one to ten, how coordinated are you?
-hes too broken to answer this one-

Willow Wisp
Wow your....pretty.... ahaha...-stammers-
"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
Um, they are called pocket monsters, but I suppose an electric type one, I mean, don't i kinda look like one? -grins, proud of his tail-

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
Wait what, where? -trying to find whatever shes pointing at-

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?
That dang flying type that got away from me the other day.....

Hush Money
She looks familiar?
What is your opinion on ASMR?
Its..... not really my thing but its not bad I guess?

Would you consider yourself wealthy?
I uh... er...-digs through his sparse pockets-

Do you think I'm the most beautiful mare in the room?  I'm a gamer girl, by the way.
I.....er...uh...y-y-yes?

Blind Love
Oh thank goodness a normal looking pony, she looks calm, few. Thank you!
Have you ever been in-love before?
Um...I think so....

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
I would like too.... but I can't seem to find her anymore..... I hope shes ok....

What's your first memory?
Being born amazing!!!

Kiwi Kiss
Woah cool is she a fairy type trainer?!? A bug type maybe?!
Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
There are no orcs in Pocket Monsters, wat?

Describe your ideal first date!
UM...erm... -he breaks and stalls out like a bad computer-

What's your favorite fruit?
Fluffruit!!!

Knockout
You look scary and I don't even....what?
DC or Marvel?
What even is that?

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
EH? Can we talk about Pocket Monsters instead?

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
I...no??? Why???!?

Tsunami Waves
Too much energy... but another water trainer probably. She ight but weird...
How do you feel about water?
Its great against fire types naturally, my favorite is Crybble, he's so cute...gah wish I could find one....

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
Fish naturally, gotta have a handy supply of water types, also I just want to catch one of everything, AT least.

Have you seen Chad?
Is that a legendary??

Foxtrot
Tiny....
Do you like to dance?
Not really... -looks at his four left hooves-

What is your ideal music to dance too?
Battle...music? I guess?

What relaxes you most?
Taking a moment to just sit back and enjoy the company of my teammates. They are the best and I can't do it without them!


Regrind
What's with his neck? He kinda looks like a pocket monster himself....thats rad!
What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
I what? You mean like...batteries? They are handy...

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
Uh....that sounds nasty....n-no?

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
S-s-sure??

Country Kitchen
I'm hungry now....hey do you make pocket monster treats??!
What is your favorite comfort food and why?
I kinda dig french fries actually... now that I think about it.

What simple pastimes do you enjoy?
I don't really have simple ones, can't slack when training to be the very best! Encore and I go hard or not at all!!!!

What is your favorite topping to put on potatoes?
Ketchup mmmmm~

Lemon Lime
Were almost the same color wise, sweet!
Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
What's a MILF? -visible confused-

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
I beat the first gym trainer, its not hard, most everyone can do that.

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
I don't.... watch those things.... does trainer battles count? Cause I like Sucker Punch, shes super great with her fighting team....

Happy Endings
Hey man, you as confused as I am here?
What is your favorite genre of book?
Um I don't really read.....

Fabio or Fabi-no?
Fffffffffffff..... no?

What's your love language?
Uh....

King Cock
YOU LOOK LIKE A POCKET MONSTER CANICATCHYOU?
Do you like and/or have hens?
Is that a flying type? Not yet, but now I'll have to look for one!!

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
I like poffins really, they seem to be the universal Pocket Monster favorite.

Free range or pasture-raised?
I let them out to run around of course, can't keep em cooped up in their capsule all day. So I guess Free range?

Shrill X
Loud.
Do you like to party?
Not...really...

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
Aaaahhhh.......why?

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
I'm just gonna move on ok?

Sweet Bread
You look really lovely and nice... I'm confused, where's the exit?
What's your favorite sandwich?
Oh, I think grilled cheese mmm!!

Do you have any children of your own?
-shocked and turns bright red- NOOO!!!!

Have you ever loved someone before?
-bashful, this question again- Yes.... -sighs deflated-

Expired Expectations
Is that blood on you?? What kind of trainer are you?!?!
What is one food you could go without?
Carrots.

What do you look for in a partner?
Confidence, willingness to get stronger and tough moves to knock out my opponants!

Why are you here?
I don't even know anymore, I just wanted to talk to Banana Creme.... was hoping Orbit was here too....


Bijou Blende
-he stammers and blushes over the pretty mare- H-hihi.
What's your work life balance like?
I train any chance I get, I can't get slack or I'll never achieve my dreams!

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
Um.... I guess greed? Because I want to catch them all and be the best.... is that bad?

Coffee or tea?
Tea usually.

Fatal Attraction
-star struck?-
How do you feel about horror movies?
I'd prefer not but I can handle them if i have too...

Would you love me forever and ever and ever?
-stammers- Ww-w-w-wait what... f-f-forever? Thats a long time and i...d-d--dont even know you?! -tries to leave-

Would you find it weird if your partner dug through your trash?
-already leaving- NO!

Paws Button
OMG finally someone that radiated the same energy as him and BC. She's also tiny and cute.
Do you enjoy wearing costumes?
Heck yeah, doesn't bother me at all!!! Encore doesn't like it but i make her wear them sometimes haha.

If you could dress up as any fictional character who would you choose?
Trainer Rash man, he's the best!

Have you made anything you're really proud of?
I um... I made my own pocket monster hat once and I was really proud of it....

Rough Shards
-thinking to himself how to get muscles like that-
What is your ideal Sunday afternoon?
Relaxing in front of the TV for some morning cartoons.

How do you feel about rainy days?
Makes it hard to train certain types of monsters but it can be really beneficial for others, I'd say neutral?

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
OH uh, under my bed I guess?

Centaur Fold
......... Fingies...
Do you like hands on experiences?
That's the best way to learn I think.

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
Um no...no that's ok...

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
This... feels wrong.... I'mmmmaaajustgo.

Kaiju Blue
-really excited to meet this guy for some reason?!?!-
If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
OHMAN only the toughest mythical beast EVER and then I'd not only defeat it but I'D CATCH IT and have it on my team so we could turn around and re build and grow stronger.


If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
I kinda already am? Though I haven't thought of a name for Encore and myself yet..... hmm... maybe, Team Bust'em UP! And we'd have black and yellow matching outfits with hats, gloves, back pack, the whole nine yards!!


Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
That's hard, I think maybe ocean? I know there's got to be a legendary or two down in those depths just waiting to be captured.... not sure if there's any kinda space pokemon though... maybe? You know what, both. I'ma just say both.

Nina
She the last one? Thank goodness... oh but she looks nice too. He's just really overwhelmed and gives her an apologetic smile.
How do you stay in contact with your pals?
I'll give em a call or head to their place, see how they are doing usually.

How do you wind down after work?
A nice, long, hot shower!

What's your sleep schedule like?
Um... I tend to accidentally sleep in.... alot...ehehe... -thinks of all the alarm clocks hes broken in the past-[/spoiler]

[HopelesslyPretty]

Shimmering Sea

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@Fruit Punch
Shimmer gave a friendly wave to the bartender, introducing herself with a teensy bit of nervousness as she ordered her drink. She thought the place was beautiful but in a short amount of time several phony had come together!

What's your favorite drink (alcoholic or non)?
I haven't had much alcohol... I like a good soda any day!

What brought you here tonight? Do you think you'll find true love or just a new friend?
Oh, hm... I just thought it would be nice to do something different for a change! I'd like to make new friends.

Technically I'm off the menu. But if I wasn't... Talk dirty to me.
Dirty... talk? Um... Oh! You've got something stuck in your teeth!

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@Banana Creme
Shimmer shimmied her way over to Banana Creme's table, enjoying the lingering scent of sugar that seemed to drift over from the other filly.

If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
I would be at the beach! I live there~ You should drop by sometime!

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
Oh, I don't remember the last movie I saw...but I like a good comedy, because laughing is fun!

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
I think hiney size doesn't matter! Mine's unique, too!
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@Torte Bar
Shimmer couldn't help admiring this pretty brown filly. She'd always been fascinated by pegasi - it must be so much fun to fly!

I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
I got a club soda tonight, but I like a hard seltzer too on occasion. If it's fizzy it's good!

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
Reckless, hm? -pauses to think for a solid minute- I guess giving college a try was bold!

Last, but not least! Sports?
-giggles softly- I can't compete in anything other than swimming, but I think the sailboat or rowing races on tv are pretty cool!

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@Heavenly Body
Shimmer thought this lady was quite stunning. Her figure was impressive but so was her long hair. She wondered if it was as soft and silky as it looked...

What is the greatest adventure you've ever been on?
I don't think I've been on any adventures, but I'd love to go exploring! I wonder what a mountain hike would be like~

How comfortable are you around dead things?
-looks a little sad at the mention but she answered with a bit of seriousness- I see them often enough at the beach or when I'm swimming. Pollution is so awful... but death is a part of life, after all. I think it makes life so very precious.

On a scale of one to ten, how coordinated are you?
I think I'm decent, but I don't have four legs... Maybe a 7 or 8!

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@Willow Wisp
Shimmer couldn't stop herself from staring at Willow Wisp's glowing horn. There was an awkward minute of pure silence before she realized what she was doing and laughed nervously. "Sorry, hehe. I just... Shiny things."

"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
Ohhh my gosh! Okay, I LOVE hermit crabs! They can be so itty bitty but then they're so cute and they get to live in shells like it's a Castle!!! They're so dreamy...

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
The bouquet of roses?? Yeah, they look so pretty! I wonder what they smell like. Do you think every table has a unique arrangement?!

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?
One time, I was swimming in the ocean but it was dark out, and I accidentally dropped some shells from my bag— That shark came from out of nowhere! But even when I tried to dive deeper I couldn't find them... it's such a shame! I swear there was a black pearl from that trip.

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@Hush Money
Ooh, what a fancy looking phony! Shimmer hadn't thought about getting dolled up for this event tonight and felt a little underdressed compared to Hush. She picked up a form from the table and started brushing her mane, not even noticing the camera!

What is your opinion on ASMR?
I don't know what that is? Are those the videos phonies watch while they're trying to fall asleep? I live on the beach so I get to hear waves all the time, haha! I couldn't ask for something better.

Would you consider yourself wealthy?
If sand dollars were still a currency, then absolutely! But otherwise um, no... -starts sweating a bit- My financial advisor says my net worth might be in the red.

Do you think I'm the most beautiful mare in the room?  I'm a gamer girl, by the way.
I don't know if playing games makes you prettier, but sure, why not! I think everybody wants to be told they're beautiful at least once.

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@Blind Love
Another pegasus... Shimmer sighed dreamily looking at Blind Love's wings. She had such a pretty pink coat, it reminded her of a pretty pink conch pearl she'd seen at a shop carved into a rose.

Have you ever been in-love before?
I think it would be wonderful! I haven't met them yet, but hopefully someday!

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
As long as they don't mind me needing to live near water, hehe. I think it would be lovely.

What's your first memory?
Waking up one morning floating in the waves... I saw the sunrise over the ocean and just knew I was meant to be there! That's why my name is Shimmering Sea!

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@Kiwi Kiss
Shimmer gasped! She'd never seen such a delicate looking phony before. Weren't they called flutters? She had to take a sip from her soda, a little bashful that this pretty filly could want to talk to her.

Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
Oh no! I'd be so sad that they damaged this beautiful place... but then I'd tried to get out! If we needed to, I'd try to protect you!

Describe your ideal first date!
I'd really like to have someone join me for a late night walk or swim at the beach! It's so beautiful out there...

What's your favorite fruit?
I love coconut, that's a fruit, right..? Or is it a nut? I'm not sure now!

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@Knockout
Shimmer wasn't intimidated by the bored looking expression on Knockout's face when she approached. She imagined he was just trying to be a tough guy and was putting up a front. She didn't think he'd come here if he was genuinely uninterested in maybe getting a date.

DC or Marvel?
Aquaman is from DC, right? I haven't read many comics but I've seen some of the superhero movies! Mason Jojoa is really, really handsome..!

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
I liked the Superman series, but anyone who can fly is so cool!

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
...Hm, what does good really mean? I think if you're happy and you're not hurting anyone, it's probably okay! Right?

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@Tsunami Waves
Shimmer clapped her hooves excitedly, meeting another merphony here was so awesome! She didn't recognize Tsunami Waves but she was definitely hoping to make a new friend!

How do you feel about water?
I love it, of course! Do you prefer lakes, the lagoon, or the ocean?? Oh my gosh, we could find so many neat[i/] places to go diving together!

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
Beachcombing, it's so much fun to see what treasures you can find! I like to use the shells in my sculptures but I've found some doubloons, too!

Have you seen Chad?
I'm, I don't think so! Have you?

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@Foxtrot
Shimmer couldn't help admiring the tiny dancer as she made her way into the bar. She looked so calm and graceful! Maybe if she were feeling gutsy, she'd ask Foxtrot for a dance after the table visits were complete.

Do you like to dance?
I'm not too  great with only two feet, but I think I just need more practice. -blushes faintly- Um, if you're free after, maybe you could show me a move or two?

What is your ideal music to dance too?
I like relaxing music, but upbeat songs are good too. I'm decent at the hula!

What relaxes you most?
Watching the sunset over the water! It's so beautiful, it makes me feel humbled every time.

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@Shockstar
Shimmer couldn't stop herself from giggling when she noticed Shockstar's cute ears and tail. She'd never seen anything like it and had to resist the urge to poke them.

What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
Oh, pokey-mans! I think I know a little about those. Water is a type, right?

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
I'd want to find some that could swim with me! We could also dive down and explore a shipwreck or two together!

How do you level up your mons?
With lots of love and adventure! We'd travel and get to know each other better along the way.

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@Regrind
Was pretty an okay adjective to use on a boy? Shimmer thought Regrind's curls were pretty, and only added to his unique qualities. She wanted to find out what his interests might be.

What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
Oh, it's so important! I'm not exactly tech savvy myself, but since I live in the ocean, I think sustainable options are the only way to move forward! Every phony and creature should be able to live together in harmony!

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
I'm a vegan, but sure, anything ethically sourced is a good option to put on the table!

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
I think there's always room for improvement, somewhere! There's always that one place that's overlooked or forgotten about. We should all do our part to protect the planet!

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@Country Kitchen
Another big and handsome guy... Shimmer had never seen so many drafts in one place together before. Part of her wondered how easy it would be for Country Kitchen to pick her up, but she didn't think asking would really be appropriate...

What is your favorite comfort food and why?
I'm a vegan, so I eat a lot of food that I prepare at home. I love a good seaweed salad!

What simple pastimes do you enjoy?
Floating in the water and catching a nap while adrift is the best...

What is your favorite topping to put on potatoes?
I liked them fried with a little bit of sea salt!

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@Lemon Lime
Lemon Lime seemed like a more energetic phony than some of the others Shimmer had encountered tonight. After the blonde sized her up once she came over to the mare's table she didn't notice the way LL looked hungry.

Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
MILF? What's that? -tilts her head- Does that stand for Mothers Interested in Loafing Frogs? Maybe It's Merpholk Inviting Lizard Families! Oh, oh, I know! It's—

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
I won a sandcastle building contest for three years in a row, before that darn Lurid Lure beat me! The judges didn't believe me when I said she'd cheated by using a wooden frame! -grumbles softly-

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
I don't have a favorite, but if I do find one, I'll be sure to let you know!

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@Happy Endings
Shimmer gasped again- another flutter phony! Oh my gosh, he was so handsome too... Would he fly over to the beach and visit her sometime?

What is your favorite genre of book?
I love a good marine biology book! Did you know that there are roughly 3,000 species of nudibranchs out there?! I want to pet them all, they're so cute!

Fabio or Fabi-no?
Fabi-no, I don't think..? Um, I'm sorry if that's rude of me to say!

What's your love language?
Does talking could? I'd be really happy if I had someone that was east to talk to- That's right! "Communication is key!"

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@King Cock
This pegasus such a pretty multi-colored coat! She wondered if she had any shells at home that matched his darker tones. She joined his table and smiled, wondering if maybe he'd let her borrow a feather or two for her artwork.

Do you like and/or have hens?
Chickens are sweet creatures, but I don't have any pets... I live on the beach so I'm kind of limited to what animals would be happy there.

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
I know pet hermit crabs eat pellets, but those probably have fish byproducts in them. I don't know if chickies would like those too?

Free range or pasture-raised?
I think free range is better for the animals, but only if they can be safely let loose. It would be so sad if they got lost or a fox found them!

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@Shrill X
Shimmer hasn't misheard that the other phonies who suddenly burst out in loud yells were coming from over here, right? She looked a little puzzled but was interested in joining Shrill's table to learn more!

Do you like to party?
I haven't been to many since college... but I'd love to go to a new one!

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
-takes a deep breath before yelling as loud as she could. Surprisingly, she was a bit louder than she thought and startled herself a bit!-

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
-has to take a sip of water before she could answer, clearing her throat- I can't really say I feel here or there about it. If I meet some one or two or three, I'd be happy just to have them!

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@Sweet Bread
Another phony with such long, pretty hair... Oh, she smelled like bread! It was nice to see someone with a hobby that they enjoyed.

What's your favorite sandwich?
I love a good falafel sandwich!

Do you have any children of your own?
Nope! But maybe one day, hehe.

Have you ever loved someone before?
Not yet, but wouldn't it be magical if we met our dream phonies tonight?? -sighs romantically-

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@Expired Expectations
Shimmer made her way to Expired Expectations' table. He seemed like a little bit of a sourpuss tonight... Maybe he just needs somephony cheerful like her for a friend! She jumped in to answer his questions right away.

What is one food you could go without?
I don't support the industrialized animal byproduct industry; I'm a vegan. I think animals should be treated way better than they are on 'production lines'.

What do you look for in a partner?
Hm... Patience and honesty. I'd be really heartbroken if my partner was keeping secrets, but also if they got mad at me for getting distracted easily! I do my best but every phony makes mistakes.

Why are you here?
I'm here to try something I've never done before! I was a little nervous at first, but I think I'm doing well so far!

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@Bijou Blende
Shimmer smiled at this pretty filly. She seemed a bit tired but maybe it had something to do with her job? She respected hard workers for sure!

What's your work life balance like?
I'm an artist so I work at my own pace. Sometimes I get lost in my work for hours... but I'm usually pretty good about eating three meals a day and getting six to eight hours of sleep!

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
...I'm so sorry, I was busy staring at your tiara! Do you make jewelry? I have a couple crowns made from shells at home! -completely missed the question-

Coffee or tea?
I like tea more. Coffee is a little too bitter for me.

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@Fatal Attraction
Shimmer had never met Fatal Attraction before but she seemed pleasant! She scooted on over to join this slender filly, finding her uniform to be very eye-catching!

How do you feel about horror movies?
They're a bit scary for me, but if somephony held my hoof, I think I could watch some!

Would you love me forever and ever and ever?
-giggles at the question, no warning bells going off in her brain whatsoever- Only if you promise to do the same for me, if we decided to love one another!

Would you find it weird if your partner dug through your trash?
I try to leave as little waste as possible, but if they thought there was something interesting or important in there, I wouldn't mind them keeping it!

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Paws Button
Oh, a second petite mare! She wondered if Paws Button and Foxtrot might be related in some way. They both were quite cute, and had such pretty lavender hues.

Do you enjoy wearing costumes?
I haven't dressed up a lot or often, but I think I'd make a pretty mermaid!

If you could dress up as any fictional character who would you choose?
I think Ariel is too glamorous for me... I think I'd be better as her daughter, Melody!

Have you made anything you're really proud of?
I love all my artwork... I put my heart and soul into every piece so I can't say I have a favorite of one over the other. All my sculptures are my pride and joy!

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@Rough Shards
Shimmer had never seen a phony whose coat color matched hers so closely! She bounced a bit with excitement - he was a draft with an interesting angled mane-cut. It reminded her of sea glass!

What is your ideal Sunday afternoon? For me, Sunday is Sketch Day! That's when I give myself a whole day to just draw up any ideas for sculptures I like, or do some research if I need to!

How do you feel about rainy days?
I like them just the same as sunny days! Rain on the ocean is just as beautiful, in my opinion!

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
If it were from an earth phony, I'd hide it in a coral reef! If we're from a mere phony, I'd bury it under the sand on the shore!

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@Centaur Fold
Shimmer knew it was rude to share... but oh how she wanted to! She'd caught herself being bad earlier tonight... She'd just have to go over and talk to him! She had so many questions to ask!

Do you like hands on experiences?
Is having hands nice? I don't know but maybe they'd be really useful for small, intricate details! -sighs, wishing she were as dexterous-

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
I don't think that would be a fair 'fight', but I'll do my best!

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
-pauses, trying thing of what finger foods were, or how one would finger their food. Something about his wink seemed a little suspicious- I don't know... What kind of foods do you think are good with a finger? -answers his question with a question-

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@Kaiju Blue
Pegasus after pegasus, she couldn't believe it! She felt like tonight had been so magical and she'd almost finished the full circuit now! She wondered what questions Kaiju Blue would ask her.

If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
Oh gosh, there's so many things worth protecting... I think my number ones would be pollution and animal cruelty!

If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
I, um... -looks a little embarrassed that she didn't have a best friend, or even a 'good friend' to name. She rubbed her arm shyly- ...I'd fight with my marine animal friends, and we'd protect the oceans together. We'd be called Bubble Buddies, and dress up like sailors!

Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
Deep Ocean! I can dive down pretty far, but I haven't met the Kraken or Nessie yet!

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@Nina
This dark purple filly was her last partner for the night. Shimmer certainly didn't think last was not the least. She hoped Nina was having a good time tonight and that she'd make a good impression!

How do you stay in contact with your pals?
I still text or email some friends from college! I wish I could see them in person more...

How do you wind down after work?
I like to watch the sunset! It's pretty and helps me settle down for the night.

What's your sleep schedule like?
I wake up with the sunrise and go to bed soon after sunset! It's nice to start and end my day with the sunshine!
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[cursedwanderer]

[spoiler]Fruit Punch
Ah, the bar tender.  He seemed like he'd make an easy mark.  She'd happily give him a little free advertising in exchange for a few more free drinks.  "Lovely place you've got here, Cloud Nine was it?  We'll see if my chat will remember that," she winked.

What's your favorite drink (alcoholic or non)?
"Jalepeno Paloma.  Spicy, smoky, sweet.  What more you could need?"

What brought you here tonight? Do you think you'll find true love or just a new friend?
"I suspect likely the same reason you're hosting this event.  Money," she whispered.  "Although my chat would go wild if I could become part of a power couple."

Technically I'm off the menu. But if I wasn't... Talk dirty to me.
"Hold on a second, I need to change my stream rating to mature..."

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Banana Creme
This one seemed a little nervous, Hush flashed her a smile.  GooTube was full of socially awkward viewers.

If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
"Streaming somewhere else of course.  Most streams are at home, but I like traveling and streaming on the go too.  I'm hoping to take a trip out of the country soon."

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
"Gritty urban fantasy.  The world isn't as nice as everyone likes to make it out to be, but there is still an element of something magical to it."

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
"As my chat would know, I'm a slave to the booty," she nods towards her camera with a wink.  "Isn't that right chat?"

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Torte Bar
This one seemed a bit high strung, she thought.  Hopefully it wouldn't clash too much with the vibes she was trying to lay down for the stream tonight.  She quirked an eyebrow when she caught that the mare was a lawyer, dollar signs practically shining in her eyes.

I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
"Jalepeno Paloma, I don't want to get too sloppy on stream though."

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
Nothing illegal, eh?  "Streaming has forced me to confront a lot of my insecurities, which can feel reckless.  It's hard to put yourself out there when you think negatively about yourself.  I've been trying to embrace courage for the sake of money.  Singing on stream for example felt reckless the first time I did it.  Although there was one time I went out for a walk at night without my body guards and..."

Last, but not least! Sports?
"Not really my thing unless we're talking about eSports?"

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Shimmering Sea
A mer?  People did go gaga over the more hard to find phony types.  Maybe she could get a few donations out of this.

Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
"I think it's pretty, but going anywhere at night by yourself can be dangerous."  Something she knew from experience.

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
"Well I like video games, cooking, singing, cracking jokes, reading..."  She trailed off.  "One needs to be versatile and willing to do weird stuff to maintain viewers."

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
"I'm a creator, I create and I'm tired of people thinking there's no hard work that goes into running a stream."


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Willow Wisp
Ohhh, this one was a little special.  Hush's eyes lit up as she looked the mare over then glanced towards her phone to check on chat.  It wasn't often people saw such a unique looking phony.


"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
"A leopard, I take what I want, but I know how to camouflage too."

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
Hush scanned the room, looking for whatever the unicorn got distracted by.  "Do you think it's inconsiderate to not devote your full energy to a conversation with someone?  It rather belies a lack of interest and reveals a self-centered nature if you can't even be bothered to put the energy in to pay attention to the other person for five minutes."  The alicorn was not a fan of not being the center of attention.

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?.
"The past five minutes I wasted telling you my tragic backstory while you were too busy looking at a piece of confetti stuck to the wall."

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Blind Love
A little irritated by the previous conversation, Hush did her best to regain her composure as she met up with the sweet looking pink phony.


Have you ever been in-love before?
"Yes, but I can't reveal with who until I reach my latest sub goal."

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
"Maybe.  I want to see the world first and focus on my career a bit.  I think I'll probably date around, see who brings my numbers up the best before deciding."

What's your first memory?
"The gentle sound of butterfly wings."

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Kiwi Kiss
This girl seemed to have a lot of spunk, she might make for a good teammate in a game.

Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
Hmm, to approach this realistically or like it's a video game?  "Summon my bodyguards, then break a leg off the chair to use as a club."

Describe your ideal first date!
"Someplace eye-catching and unique, great for photo ops and would get me a lot of views."

What's your favorite fruit?
"Strawberries.  Stream likes to donate a lot of money to watch me eat them."


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KnockOut
Muscle.  Hush could always use an extra body guard or two.

DC or Marvel?
"Image.  I'm a big fan of Sex Thieves, Lore, and the Devilish and the Holy."

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
She glanced towards her phone.  Everyone did love the memes... "The Joker of course."

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
"Oh, I don't have a problem with that as long as it's kept all hush hush."  She leaned in as she spoke, giving the seductive whisper that had made her famous on GooTube.

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Tsunami Waves
A surfer girl?  Those types didn't typically have a lot of money...


How do you feel about water?
"I enjoy swimming and hot tubs," she winked.

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
"Float on my back, weightless."

Have you seen Chad?
"Psh, how could I have not seen Chad?  He's one of the most popular emotes on GooTube."  With that she lifted up her phone to show off a chat filled with spammed emotes.

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Foxtrot
Hush eyed the dancer, she wasn't particularly skilled at dancing herself, but she had been tempted to make a music video lately and those could use backup dancers...  Plus her daughter watched her?  Hush always enjoyed a good ego boost.

Do you like to dance?
"If I get paid for it."

What is your ideal music to dance too?
"Something popular so everyone knows it and can dance along."  Popular music brought in more money than something obscure, although it was frustrating to work with due to DMCAs.
She always had to make sure she talked over the music loud enough to not worry about copyright.

What relaxes you most?
"Being completely alone someplace I know I'm safe and don't have to deal with other people's problems."  Probably shouldn't of said that on stream.

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Shockstar
Oh ho ho, look at this one!  Hush nearly shouted with joy.  This guy was just like that game character!  This was definitely going to bring in the big bucks, plus she liked that game series to boot.


What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
"Dark."

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
"On stream I'm going to use the strongest combination available.  We're talking Haxorus, we're talking Scizor. Off stream, I'm gonna go for cute but edgy.  i'm partial to Luxray in particular."

How do you level up your mons?
"When I was a kid I used to just use the starter and slap on experience share, but now I go through the work grinding them.  Exp. share feels a bit like cheating now since they buffed it."


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Regrind
Poor but handsome?  That was kind of appealing, although his hobbies made him seem a bit like he was some sort of trash gremlin...


What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
"I think it should be illegal for major corporations to bribe the government into blocking progress.  Algae based fuel should of been a thing ages ago."

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
"Oh yeah, I eat improbable meat.  It tastes almost identical to real meat too.  There's this really great place in the suburbs that makes an improbable meat sandwich with sweet chili hot sauce and pickled apple slaw.  It's amazing.  I covered it on one of my food specials."

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
Hush stroked her chin for a moment.  She did a lot of research on subjects she thought were important to discuss on stream and she was never shy about politics, but she hadn't looked into Phonyland itself.  "Well, we're a bit higher-tech than most of the surrounding areas, but the world is always progressing.  I'm sure there are ways we could be more."

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Country Kitchen
He seemed sweet and he wasn't bad looking, but a bit dumb.  How did he not know what ASMR was?  Hush squinted at him for a moment, frustrated.  Could she squeeze a few pennies out of him?  He might make a good body guard or temporary arm candy.

What is your favorite comfort food and why?
Hush twirled a strand of hair as she thought for a moment.  "Chicken nuggets.  There's a lot of variety in flavor from restaurant to restaurant so you never know what exactly you're going to get.  Plus they're easy to eat and come with a variety of sauces."

What simple pastimes do you enjoy?
"I know how to do a little bit of everything for my job, but if I'm off stream and relaxing?  I'll take napping for 500 Alex."

What is your favorite topping to put on potatoes?
"Depends on the prep and where I'm getting them from.  My favorite fry place makes this amazing cheddar sauce using a locally sourced lager."

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Lemon Lime
This mare was flirty and stream rather liked that.  There was quite a few donos in the chat hoping Hush would flirt back, but she wasn't sure if she was feeling it.


Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
"I can look past any flaw for enough money," she winked.

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
"I consider the success of my stream to be my biggest achievement.  I research topics daily to cover for discussion, stream nearly constantly, manage my community's drama even when offline...  Not to mention practice games enough to get to an impressive skill level in them to maintain watchers."

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
"Am I allowed to reference eSports or is that not allowed?"


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King Cock
A chicken man, now wasn't that a sight?  Hush could practically sense the chat going wild.


Do you like and/or have hens?
"I don't have the time for pets at the moment, although I do like animals."

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
"I have yet to need to research chicken care for stream, so unfortunately I can't answer that.


Free range or pasture-raised?
This one she sort of knew, although her knowledge wasn't quite chicken specific.  "Pasture, free range is misleading."

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Shrill X
Hush was surprised to see the infamous Shrill X here.  While their audiences didn't quite overlap, Hush's community was certainly aware of the radio host.  This was a pretty good opportunity for a collab.

Do you like to party?
"Of course, what else do you think I spend my money on?"  She laughed, the smile not quite reaching her eyes.  Her personal preferences didn't quite lie with partying, but her chat loved to see it.

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
"I think that would be a bit of a break from character from stream, how about this?"  The alicorn did her best stage whisper yell.

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
"It has pros and cons.  I see the appeal of both monogamy and polyamory."

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Sweet Bread
This mare was cute.  Hush would certainly have to try that hairstyle out sometime.

What's your favorite sandwich?
"I generally try to avoid eating bread, but if it's from my favorite fast food place then it's the improbable sweet chili burger."

Do you have any children of your own?
"Nope.  I wonder if stream would like that..."  She mumbled.

Have you ever loved someone before?
"Yes, but I will only tell you who for a $100 donation or if chat reaches my latest sub goal."

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Expired Expectations
This one didn't seem to like her, which got the alicorn a bit fired up.  She did like a challenge, plus he was cute (minus the weird leg).  How dare he not like her?!

What is one food you could go without?
"Bread."  Should she of said that to someone partially made of bread?  Ugh, maybe she was making things worse.

What do you look for in a partner?
"For short term partners I would want someone who could boost my numbers and I would look good with.  Long term though..."  She muted her mic.  "I want someone I feel safe to be myself around instead of the chore of having to be what other people want me to be."  She glanced at her phone.  Chat was not happy they'd missed out on part of the conversation.

Why are you here?
"I thought it could be a fun episode for stream.  It's hard coming up with plans every time.  Sometimes it's nice to just do something and let what happens happen."  She shrugged.

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Bijou Blende
Hush eyed the tiara with a frown.  She wasn't big on having competition for cutest girl in the room.

What's your work life balance like?
"I work 24/7 and it's slowly killing me," Hush said in a monotone voice before letting out a laugh.  "People pay to watch me sleep," she said in a loud whisper.  Chat knew and was unashamed.

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
"Can i pick both greed and pride?"

Coffee or tea?
"I like the taste of coffee, but it gives me anxiety.  Never good when you're a performer."

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Rough Shards
Well this might be the strongest stallion in the room.  Hush would have to get his number.  She would definitely hire him as a bodyguard.

What is your ideal Sunday afternoon?
"Do I have to work or no?  If I'm working then my ideal would be to make lots of money doing whatever I'm doing.  If i'm not...  Well, I think I'd like to just sit in my oversized bean bag and just do nothing at all with no one bothering me."

How do you feel about rainy days?
"I like them, it's especially nice when the power goes out and I get to take a break from working.  I like windy days better though, where it feels like you just might blow away and never come back down." she looked off into the distance.

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
"If I say this on stream I will be robbed."


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Centaur Fold
Hands.  Hands?  Hands.  Was stream seeing this?  What the heck?!

Do you like hands on experiences?
"Can you code, edit footage, or moderate a chat?  Cause if you're 'handy' with that I'll hire you."

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
Hush's face lit up, a fiery look in her eyes.  "I will destroy you noodle arms."  Chat would like to point out that she was very competitive.

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
"Chicken nuggets are the bomb!"  She whisper shouted.

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Kaiju Blue
Ohh, he seemed edgy.  She kind of liked that.

If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
"Depends on the genre we're talking about.  Evil pocket monster thieves that want to take over the world?  A greedy corporation wanting to take over a small farming village?  Zombies created by a mad woman who wants to return her daughter from the dead?"


If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
Hush pursed her lips.  Did she have a best friend?  Maybe her manager counted...  "Money makers and our clothes would be entirely made out of hundred dollar bills."


Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
"Ocean.  I like swimming, plus you're more likely to be able to get rescued if something bad happens."
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Nina
A unique name.  She kind of liked this mare's look.

How do you stay in contact with your pals?
"Oh I use the chaos servers for instant messaging and voice chat."

How do you wind down after work?
"I sit and do absolutely nothing."

What's your sleep schedule like?
"I only sleep when I'm paid to do so."
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[Yasha]

Bijou Blende's answers

[spoiler]
FRUIT PUNCH

Bijou perked up as it was time to start the speed dates. She was now with the bartender.

What's your favorite drink (alcoholic or non)?
"Coffee."

What brought you here tonight? Do you think you'll find true love or just a new friend?
"Bit of both?"

Technically I'm off the menu. But if I wasn't... Talk dirty to me.
She thought for a moment then leaned in to whisper something naughty in his ear. She smirked and turned away satisfied.

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BANANA CREME

Next Bijou waltzed up to a pretty mare. She had lovely stripes.

If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
"Mmmn. I needed to get out of my workshop for a while... didn't really matter where. Not sure where else to go. Maybe somewhere quieter. "

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
"I watch mostly documentaries. Not sure why. Guess I like learning."

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
"Oh?? What's the saying... Hate to see them go but love to watch them leave..." Bijou said with a giggle.

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TORTE BAR

Oooh. This mare looked much cooler than herself. +o+

I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
"Mmmn espresso. Needed a pick me up to get through the night."

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
"I could probably stand to clean my workshop. Too many tools strewn about..."

Last, but not least! Sports?
"Uuhh... I don't follow any sports."

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SHIMMERING SEA

The next phony had beautiful hair. Oh and also a mertail! Neat.

Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
"Never been, I hear saltwater will corrode metal. Might be cool for a future project."

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
"I like designing and creating intricate jewelry. It takes up more of my time."

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
"I suppose I would be the artist." She smiled softly.

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HEAVENLY BODY

Bijou's eyes glittered. Was the phony before her a goddess?? If the precious metal in a carousel phonies saddle ever needed work she would love the opportunity.

What is the greatest adventure you've ever been on?
"My family is pretty wild... there was this one time..." She continues on a strange story about her older siblings that may or may not have kids of their own. The family tree is strange.

How comfortable are you around dead things?
"Oh like vampires and ghosts??"

On a scale of one to ten, how coordinated are you?
"8? I have a steady hoof but gravity is everyone's enemy huh?"

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WISP

Hey I know you!

"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
"Hmm. Armadillo? Shy. Guarded. Cute."

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
Bijou looks to see Wisp pointing at the way the light was refracting  "Double rainbow all the way!"

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?
"Hmm. Where are my keys??"

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HUSH MONEY

Wow. An alicorn! Was she streaming? That's makes sense she's beautiful.

What is your opinion on ASMR?
"Oh yeah. I like the soft, spooky voices. Makes my head feel funny."

Would you consider yourself wealthy?
She nodded her head.  Then shakes her head. Then shrugs.


https://tenor.com/w7Jy.gif

Do you think I'm the most beautiful mare in the room?  I'm a gamer girl, by the way.
Bijou nodded enthusiastically, consider her apart of the simp army.


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BLIND LOVE

She continued on with her evening and ran into another pegasus. She was jealous of her hair. It looked so soft.

Have you ever been in-love before?
She shook her head no.

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
"I wouldn't mind that."

What's your first memory?
"Hmm. I remember my mother giving me my first crown. That was a special day." She reminisced.

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KIWI KISS

Ooo. She found a flutter! Her wings looked like kiwis.

Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
"I would reprimand him. No need to act like that."

Describe your ideal first date!
"I haven't thought about that. Maybe a picnic?"

What's your favorite fruit?
"I like when fruits come in a little arrangement. Hmm. I don't have a favorite."

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KNOCKOUT

Oh a guy. It had been a while since she bumped into a phony of the male variety.

DC or Marvel?
"Is Maleficent, DC?"

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
"Maleficent. I wish could turn into a dragon."

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
"I can't help who I fall for." She shrugged.

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TSUNAMI WAVES

Bijou carried on and met another sea phony!

How do you feel about water?
"I don't mind it, but I prefer bubble baths."

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
She thought for a moment. "I've never been..."

Have you seen Chad?
Bijou looks around. "No, what do they look like?"

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FOXTROT

Next she met a cute purple mare who looked like she had groove in the heart.

Do you like to dance?
"Oh I'd be too embarrassed to get out on a dance floor."

What is your ideal music to dance too?
"Mmmn. I listen to whatever is on the radio."

What relaxes you most?
"Melting metal. It's fun to watch!"

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SHOCKSTAR

Shock looked neat. Was he a horse or an electric mouse??

What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
"A monster small enough for your pocket?? I bet that would be cute..."

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
"I get more than one? That's a big decision..."

How do you level up your mons?
"I promise to feed and water them every day."

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REGRIND

She continued and meet another guy. Two ina. Row?? That was suspicious. Plus this one was so pretty.

What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
"Umm. I ... don't know? Is it important?"

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
"Lab meat? How is that possible? Is... it phony?"

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
She looks concerned. "Are we going to explode?"

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COUNTRY KITCHEN

She was still a bit shaken from the last round. But this guy seems like a gentleman.

What is your favorite comfort food and why?
"Tiramisu." She stares off thinking about the delicious dessert.

What simple pastimes do you enjoy?
"Soldering and bubble baths...not together. Usually..."

What is your favorite topping to put on potatoes?
"I like a good chip dip."

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LEMON LIME

A unicorn. She looked very lemony.

Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
Bijou went wide-eyed. "It's not... off the menu."

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
"I make medals. I don't usually receive them though."

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
"That's neat. I don't follow any sports."

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HAPPY ENDINGS

She ran into another guy with pretty hair. The club was bringing out all kinds of cuties.

What is your favorite genre of book?
"I mostly listen to audio book... podcasts. Stuff like that. I guess dark stufff. Stuff that gives you the shivers."

Fabio or Fabi-no?
"Fabio. I like his hair. And I like your hair." She smiled.

What's your love language?
"Gifts maybe? I make things for others all the time. That makes me happy. But I would also love to receive something too."

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KING COCK

She went wide eyed seeing the next match. This lil nugget was precious. +w+

Do you like and/or have hens?
"I don't not have any hens."

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
"I have no idea. Tell me more."

Free range or pasture-raised?
"What does that mean??"

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SHRILL X

Bijou met another wild phony. She seemed like a powerhouse.

Do you like to party?
"If you mean party as in alone in my house. Then yes every night."

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
"ahh..." She whispered. "That's as very therapeutic. Thank you."

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
"I have never been in a relationship. So I don't know. Is monogamy bad??"

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SWEET BREAD

She met another lady. Surprise surprise.

What's your favorite sandwich?
"I like lunchables. Does that count?"

Do you have any children of your own?
She shook her head no.

Have you ever loved someone before?
She shook her head no.

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EXP

Oh. Now this is the kind of weirdo she could get to now.

What is one food you could go without?
"I don't like onions."

What do you look for in a partner?
"Hmm. Protective. Handsome? Beautiful??" She shrugged.

Why are you here?
"I am not sure. It's been an interesting night if nothing else."

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FATAL ATTRACTION

Oooh. She was pretty and had those sparkly eyes.

How do you feel about horror movies?
"If we can cuddle then I would feel better about it."

Would you love me forever and ever and ever?
She nodded.

Would you find it weird if your partner dug through your trash?
"Umm. What are you looking for?"

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PAWS BUTTON

She found herself with another precious mare.

Do you enjoy wearing costumes?
"I have not tried that before but sounds like fun."

If you could dress up as any fictional character who would you choose?
"Mmmn. Maleficent but in dragon form!"

Have you made anything you're really proud of?
"Oh yeah. All the time. I'm a metal worker and I love what I do!"

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ROUGH SHARDS

Woah. He was large! She liked his lil tail.

What is your ideal Sunday afternoon?
"Probably delving into a new project. Working really late. Then taking a bath.... Sounds great."

How do you feel about rainy days?
"I don't mind then as long as I'm not caught in the rain."

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
"Hmm. My place is kind of messy. They might not be able to find it even out in the open."

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CENTAUR FOLD

Woah!! He had sparkly fur. Beautiful. She got lost in the stars not even realizing he had hands.

Do you like hands on experiences?
"Yeah. I don't have magic to do things for me."


"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
"You have hands!!!" She was genuinely shocked and began to study them.

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
She wasn't listening and just continued to fondly his hands.

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KAIJU BLUE

The guys in a row again! How lucky. This one was a cutie too.

If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
"My destiny... I suppose people? In this scenario. I am a princess protecting my dragon and my castle...of course."


If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
"My dragon and I would have matching suits?? That's amazing..."

Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
"Mmm I don't think I would like either of those."

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NINA

She ended up with a purple phony with an awesome mohawk.

How do you stay in contact with your pals?
"Usually catch up with family over dinner."

How do you wind down after work?
"Bubble baaath..." she said dreamily.

What's your sleep schedule like?
"Very sporadic... I sleep when I can."

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[HopelesslyPretty]

Knockout

[spoiler]

@Fruit Punch
Knockout gave Fruit Punch the hardest death glare possible while ordering his margarita on the rocks. If all his drinks weren't covered on the bar's tab tonight he was going to be pissed.

What's your favorite drink (alcoholic or non)?
I'm not wasting my time with this.

What brought you here tonight? Do you think you'll find true love or just a new friend?
Stop being a nosy asshole. What I do with my life is none of your concern, anyway.

Technically I'm off the menu. But if I wasn't... Talk dirty to me.
If you don't stop talking my hoof might get better acquainted with your ass, and not in the way you're desperate to get it.

...

@Banana Creme
Knockout didn't hate Banana Creme... but he still hated the fact that he'd accidentally crushed on her as a foal before realizing they were 'relatives'. He wanted to just slip out of here but no....

If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
Out walking the streets. I could use a cigarette right now.

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
You know I like anything with gore and action.

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
...If anyone says your ass is too big, I'll punch them for you.
...

@Torte Bar
Knockout wasn't afraid of cops or lawyers. He knew his rights, although he did cross his arms defensively.

I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
Margarita on the rocks, but that's just round one.

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
Knife fighting as a foal, maybe. But I can stitch my own wounds so who gives a shit?

Last, but not least! Sports?
I hate stupid jocks. Does that sum up my feelings for sports?

...

@Shimmering Sea

He could already tell he wasn't going to like this. The serene and peaceful expression on Shimmer's face made him want to turn away. It was all too clear that she was going to do everything she could to get him to talk back to her.

Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
I've been to a few bonfires there. It can be fun.

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
....Reading comics.

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
I'd rather spectate. I'm not trying to sell anything to anyone or become somebody famous.

...

@Heavenly Body
Knockout didn't recognize this carousel pegasus. He doubted she was related to Reaper in any way... she clearly wasn't a fighter. He wondered if she was as much of a 'space case' as she looked.

What is the greatest adventure you've ever been on?
Stopping a botched bank robbery, if that sounds like an "adventure". I grew up on the streets so violence is all too familiar to me.

How comfortable are you around dead things?
-looks a bit curious about that one. What did she do for a living if she was comfortable with seeing death up close and personal?- I see more crime, and the repercussions of it, than the average phony. It doesn't scare me or gross me out but I definitely have a list of ways I'd prefer not to go.

On a scale of one to ten, how coordinated are you?
I'd say 9. I try to stay fit both mentally and physically but I'm not untouchable. I've got the scars to prove it.

...

@Willow Wisp
While this girl was a physically interesting figure, she also looked like a bit of an airhead. Well, he'd find out sooner rather than later once he took a seat at her table.

"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
A crow. Their lives are tough and they have to be too to survive.

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
-attempts to follow her gaze but after three seconds he felt like he was just wasting his time- Sure. Neat.

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?
-finds this one a bit annoying... but he'd answer it anyway. Not until he'd finished downing the rest of his drink and ordered a Tequila Batanga, anyway-  My patience. It's gone out the window. Think you can find it for me?

...

@Hush Money

Why did this alicorn look familiar? -reaches into his saddlebag to check his notebook... and yep, she came up under the 'potential fraudulent' column. He'd try to hook her but it looked like she had a camera on her. Guess he'd check her out at a different venue.

What is your opinion on ASMR?
-sips his drink- Nothing I'd spent a cent on, that's for damn sure.

Would you consider yourself wealthy?
No, but my paychecks are verified. What's your bank statement look like? All of my funding is valid.

Do you think I'm the most beautiful mare in the room?  I'm a gamer girl, by the way.
-stares Hush down while taking a long drink- No.

...

@Blind Love
Why was this mare here when it was clear she was still broken-hearted over someone? He sighed, not wanting to deal with anyone else's baggage... but he supposed a civilian phony like her deserved a second chance at love, if she was lucky enough to find it.

Have you ever been in-love before?
I thought I was, but I was young and stupid. It was just a crush on a guy who happened to knock me flat on my ass. Nothing more than that.

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
I doubt anyone could stand being around me long enough, so honestly, no.

What's your first memory?
Being alone. -takes another drink, not meeting her eyes any longer-

...

@Kiwi Kiss
Knockout wondered how anyone could have so much energy... she must be living a happy or at least mostly fulfilled life, despite being here.

Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
Grab the nearest long, sharp object and go for its legs. The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Describe your ideal first date!
I don't know... -scratches the back of his head, feeling a bit weird about this question- Maybe go for a walk at night and just talk.

What's your favorite fruit?
Blackberries.

...

@Tsunami Waves
Knockout didn't think he'd seen two merphonies in the same day before. He supposed that was the "magic" of marketing. His donor ought to be proud of himself for getting a diverse group together.

How do you feel about water?
I make sure to stay hydrating. If you mean swimming, no. -gestures with a hoof to his wings-

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
-takes another sip of his drink, thinking about it- ...Probably just watch the waves.

Have you seen Chad?
Was he the guy doubled-over and puking out back in the alley? You might want to go check on him, he didn't look so good.

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@Foxtrot
Knockout didn't find the size difference between himself and the earth phony to be too unappealing. He watched her prance over to his chair, releasing another sigh when she seemed to be rather energetic. He was getting too tired for this.

Do you like to dance?
No. I don't go to parties and I don't even know how.

What is your ideal music to dance too?
Again, I don't dance... but I'll go to a heavy rock concert and headbang in the mosh pit.

What relaxes you most?
Finding a quiet place, and if I really need it, a smoke break.

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@Shockstar
Knockout frowned, not exactly sure what the hell he was looking at. Was that a phony..? Well, regardless of the 'unique' ears and tail it seemed he was going to be talking to Shockstar prepared or not. He a looked a little too friendly with Banana Creme earlier...

What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
Dark. Next question.

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
Just play Nuzlocke-style and see who makes it to Victory Road.

How do you level up your mons?
Nose to the grindstone.

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@Regrind
A pretty boy? Knockout didn't mind... but Regrind looked a little soft. He was sure this guy didn't work out regularly. He finished the rest of his drink, maybe feeling a bit disappointed. He doubted he'd meet anyone his 'type' here.

What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
I think it's better to choose those than not, but it's neither here nor there to me.

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
As long as it doesn't taste like shit and doesn't cost me $5,000 for one nugget.

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
I guess so. I don't have any data to prove it being exceptional in either direction.

...

@Country Kitchen
Here was another draft- Knockout wasn't sure what part of Phonyland he was from but it certainly wasn't Phony City. At least he had a nice hat.

What is your favorite comfort food and why?
I like nachos. They're junk food but I let myself cheat and eat garbage every now and then.

What simple pastimes do you enjoy?
Crashing on my couch and watching a late night stand up comedian.

What is your favorite topping to put on potatoes?
Potatoes are too starchy. I prefer avocados.

...

@Lemon Lime
Knockout actually didn't know Lemon Lime on a personal level. He was aware that she was technically his 'grandmother' but he didn't think he'd been in the same place as her before. He wondered if she'd even recognize or acknowledge him.

Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
-grumbles to himself- Is this where he gets it from..? -puts his hoof to his face, shaking his head- Anyone other than you, old lady.

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
I bullied my way into a karate competition once... I beat the black belt.

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
Death March, the pro wrestler, is pretty badass.

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@Happy Endings
This guy looked a bit fragile physically but at least he showed the confidence that was a bit more promising. He wasn't sure he'd carry on a conversation well with this flutter, considering it looked like he might be making a move on the bartender.

What is your favorite genre of book?
Comic books are preferable. But thriller novels are pretty good.

Fabio or Fabi-no?
Fabi-no.

What's your love language?
I don't know... someone I can feel is reliable. My lifestyle isn't exactly comfortable for everyone.

...

@King Cock
This guy was looking self-important tonight. He was a bit smaller but Knockout was curious if there was a bit more than posturing going on in King's Court.

Do you like and/or have hens?
No, but I've been to a cock fight even though they're illegal.

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
I wouldn't know. Why don't you tell me about it?

Free range or pasture-raised?
It's up to the owner of the chickens I guess.
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@Shrill X
Knockout wasn't sure who this phony was but she was loud and proud. He hoped she wouldn't scream in his face because he genuinely was getting tired.

Do you like to party?
If crashing them counts as participating, then sure.

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
I'd rather not. If you really want to have a screaming match, we'll do it outside.

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
-shrugs his shoulder, not really feeling like answering this one considering it was probably obvious that he was single-

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@Sweet Bread
Knockout thought this filly was fragile looking as well. He had noticed her hugging a pink pegasus earlier and both of them were nearly in tears. He wasn't sure of her situation in life but she seemed lonely. It would probably be better for him to leave her alone.

What's your favorite sandwich?
Meatball sub.

Do you have any children of your own?
No, I don't.

Have you ever loved someone before?
No, but I was young and dumb with a crush on a hot guy once.

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@Expired Expectations
Knockout quirked an eyebrow at the phony's bread leg, but he wasn't going to bring it up. That was too much of an asshole move even for him. It seemed like at least one other phony was a bit more realistic about their expectations for the evening.

What is one food you could go without?
I don't like mushrooms. They're not good.

What do you look for in a partner?
Someone that can keep up with my pace, or at least not slow me down from living my life how I want.

Why are you here?
I was bribed to be here. -raises his now empty glass, moving on to round three with a Whiskey Highball-

...

@Bijou Blende
Knockout noticed this phony seemed to be living a somewhat active lifestyle. Her arms were in good shape at least, and he thought he caught the faintest hint of smoke on her.

What's your work life balance like?
My work tends to be labor intensive, so I have to balance time on and time off. Especially if I need time to heal from a fight.

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
...Wrath.

Coffee or tea?
I don't like tea. Coffee.

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@Fatal Attraction
At least her name sounded interesting. He thought that she probably was on one of his 'interest' lists but he was too lazy to check his notebook now. One nightmare was enough for him tonight.

How do you feel about horror movies?
The bloodier the better.

Would you love me forever and ever and ever?
Sounds like you'll kill me if I said no.

Would you find it weird if your partner dug through your trash?
Don't dig through people's garbage. It's gross.

...

Paws Button
Knockout took another drink of his highball, feeling a bit warm but not out of his element yet. He spaced out for a bit and just listened to the ambient music and the sound of other conversations for a bit. He looked down and noticed Paws sitting patiently at his table, waiting for him to notice her. Shit.

Do you enjoy wearing costumes?
If I had time to go to conventions, I'd cosplay.

If you could dress up as any fictional character who would you choose?
Ever heard of Trevor Belmont?

Have you made anything you're really proud of?
Myself, I guess. I don't rely on anyone else unless I have to.
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@Rough Shards
This guy seemed strong. He wondered how much weight Rough could lift at the gym... Did he even go to the gym? If not, he definitely should.

What is your ideal Sunday afternoon?
I take Sundays off, so I usually just walk around town and enjoy the sunlight when I see it. I'm usually running around at night.

How do you feel about rainy days?
They're alright. I just stay in and watch tv when I can.

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
In one of my protein shakers, if it's small enough.

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@Centaur Fold
Knockout wasn't baffled by Centaur Fold's extra set of arms. What he was paying more attention to was the fancy bow and arrow strapped to the phony's hip... at least this guy wasn't afraid to bring a weapon to a public place.

Do you like hands on experiences?
Bare hoof fights? Yeah.

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
Bring it on. -laughs for the first time tonight, ready to rumble-

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
Are you asking if I want to share an appetizer? Sure, as long as you're buying.

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@Kaiju Blue
Knockout almost didn't want to talk to Kaiju Blue. While he didn't recognize the stallion there was probably no one in this room who didn't find him to be attractive. It didn't help that the vigilante realized that he might have a thing for tall, dark and handsome guys...

If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
I already fight crime in my own way, so it's gotta be something big. Maybe another planet is about to smash into ours.

If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
-snorts at the mention of a best friend. Butter Beer was his bro for sure, but he'd have a hard time fighting anything with a foal seriously- We'd be something fucking ridiculous, like the Aguabats. I don't care what color we wear as long as it's a dark shade, and I get a cape. We probably only come out at night.

Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
Space, I want to get a view like no other. Higher than anyone or anything.

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@Nina
Knockout was impressed by this mare's spunk, but honestly he was glad that she was the last table. He was ready to go home after all of this talking- he swore it was the most talking he'd done to this many phonies in months.

How do you stay in contact with your pals?
I don't have what I would say are 'pals', but I text them occasionally. They want to make sure I haven't died in a ditch somewhere.

How do you wind down after work?
Make something to eat then go to sleep. Works every time.

What's your sleep schedule like?
I have to keep my routine as tight as I can, otherwise my insomnia kicks in. Most nights I get at least seven hours, but when it's getting bad I'm lucky if I can get four consecutively.
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[Gl!tch~]

[spoiler]

Fruit Punch

King frowned a little at the first Phony on the docket. The pegasus wasn't here to swoon stallions. He sneered a little at the competition in front of him. Though, he had to admit, Fruit Punch's mane was pretty slick...

What's your favorite drink (alcoholic or non)?
"When I'm not tossin' back egg yolks to get beefy, I do like havin' the occasional cider. The stallion-y kind." He puffed up all masculine-like. It was more adorable than he realized.

What brought you here tonight? Do you think you'll find true love or just a new friend?
He cocked his head with a bemused stare. What a weird, weird question. Anyone who was at a mixer just to make friends deserved to get their rumps pecked until they couldn't sit.

"I'm here to pick up ladies," he explained, slowly, as if Fruit Punch was slow on the uptake.

Technically I'm off the menu. But if I wasn't... Talk dirty to me.

King looked Fruit Punch's white flanks up and down. "You look too clean for that, son."

Banana Creme

Now this was more like it! A fine mare with a beautiful wind-swept mane and- wait why did she have stripes on her legs like the last guy

If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
"Think I'd be out in an open field, lookin' up at all the stars and knowin' they wouldn't compare to the lady I'm with." Wink.

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
He had to think. What was the last movie he watched? Was it Chicken Run? "Action comedies," he decided. "Laughs and adrenaline go real well together, don't ya think?" Eyebrow wiggle eyebrow wiggle.

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
"Uh huh." The coy was not lost on the King. He leaned on the table. "Let's just say I like me a challenge once in a while."

Torte Bar

This mare looked feisty. And a pegasus! Feathers. Nice.

I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
He looked at his cider. Good? Yes. Strong? Eh. "I'm just gettin' started," King lied. He was not about to mix a hang-over and Scrambled together.

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
"Uhhh..." He thought back to the whole Roostro deal. Those were all crimes if not sins, he was pretty sure.

"Givin' my number before asking any questions, clearly." Smooth save? Smooth save.

Last, but not least! Sports?
"Yes unless you want it to be no, ma'am."

Shimmering Sea

A cute mare next. With a little fish tail! One of those mers he'd heard about. Her large eyes were entrancing.
Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
"With a cute mare like yourself I might." Wink!

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
"Shells are...nice... I collect hens. And hen accessories."

Wait, that wasn't smooth enough.

"And the occasional heart, if I'm lucky." Wink! !!!

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
King looked her up and down, slowwwlym while sipping his drink. "Spectator."

Heavenly Body

Wow. Talk about wow. Gorgeous and huge. He almost choked on his drink. Jack! Pot!
What is the greatest adventure you've ever been on?
"Just lookin' at you, babe. Don't think I even knew what an adventure was until just. Now."

How comfortable are you around dead things?
Aaand the mood came to a screeching halt. "Uh. I'll get back to you on that."

On a scale of one to ten, how coordinated are you?
Yes! One last chance to get past that little stumble. "10. As stable as a rooster. You ever see one of those tip over? I don't think so. I can prove it whenever you'd like." Yet again, a wink.

Willow Wisp

Not as thrilling on sight as his last customer, but who would be? Still, she was pretty cute with that unkempt bob and little fangs.

"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
He puffed his chest out, happy to show off. "A rooster. Clearly. We both rule the roost and drive chicks wild."

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
"Hm?" King looked over to see a wayward mop leaning against the wall. He guessed she needed a little help. "Not as much as your smile, sugar."

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?
He twirled his cider even though it was in a bottle. "Bein' big enough to stomp Phony City to the ground again would be nice." King paused. "Or my childhood, I guess."

Hush Money

Hello. A lovely mare dressed up and taking this mixer seriously, with beautiful- wait, was she talking to a camera right now? Was she a celebrity or something?
What is your opinion on ASMR?
King did not know how to handle being broadcasted. "Uh... It helps my hens when they're having trouble getting to sleep..."

Would you consider yourself wealthy?
Ohhhhh. She was one of those. King was just about ready to pass on gold-digging. He didn't have to bribe Phonies for affection (hens, however...).

"Ma'am, I run a daycare. I'll let you do the math."

Do you think I'm the most beautiful mare in the room?  I'm a gamer girl, by the way.
He sipped from a now-empty bottle. Posturing was an important art in and of itself. "I'd say top three. Don't think I can afford you, though. Sorry, hun."

Blind Love

Next he sat with a sweet-looking sort. Conventional compared to the last few mares. She was rather pretty, though, and they were both drinking apple products. Connection?
Have you ever been in-love before?
"Not in the normal fashion, no." He still dreamed of being taller than a skyscraper. If he got anymore buzzed he might start getting teared up about it. "But I do know what it's like to love n' lose. Tears your heart right out, I'll tell you what."

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
King imagined himself being surrounded by mares like a flock of hens. "I'd say somethin' like that is the goal, but until then..." He gave her some very unsubtle bedroom eyes.

What's your first memory?
"Before meeting you? Walking around in a trench coat as a...foal...with a few others. You know. Cute, wholesome stuff." A deeeeep swig from the empty bottle.

Kiwi Kiss

Oh, wow, someone smaller than him! She looked so peppy, too! That brought his mood right back up.
Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
"Someone breakin' into the place should be handled by the owners and the authorities. But if you need someone to protect you..." Wink.

Then he stage-whispered, "Are orcs bad guys? Is that what's goin' on?"

Describe your ideal first date!
He felt like he answered something similar enough to this that he could easily state, "Being out in an open field with a pretty mare. Though, maybe a picnic would make it perfect..." Mares liked those, right?

What's your favorite fruit?
"Apples are pretty good."

Knockout

Blast it all, he was hoping that there was just a mix-up and it was smooth sailing with mares from here on out... And then another stallion came in. His mood tanked. Even if he had a very nice mane, and if you squinted he kind of looked like a mare, it still wasn't someone he hoped to meet tonight. Also why was his cutie mark a tooth? And why did he also have stripes on his leg like those other two Phonies?
DC or Marvel?
"Don't know, don't care." Sip.

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
He scrunched his face up to think.

Then he said, "Rocky."

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
King laughed at his own checkered past. "I'd feel in pretty good company, all things considered."

Tsunami Waves

Another cutie! Maybe the organizer finally caught on to what King was looking for.
How do you feel about water?
"I like to drink it. Swim in it. It's pretty cool and refreshing, like you." Wiiiink.

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
"Sand castles, of course."

Have you seen Chad?
King squinted in confusion at that question. "I...don't think I have? Why? Are we gonna have to have words?" He got a little puffed up. He would fight this Chad! And win!

((My Grubhub driver today was named Chad, does that count))

Foxtrot

The next mare looked very cute indeed! And she wasn't too much taller than him, to boot.
Do you like to dance?
"I've got two left hooves," he admitted. "But maybe you could help n we could...dance the night away?"

What is your ideal music to dance too?
"Something slow n' soft...maybe a little sensual, too."

What relaxes you most?
"Peace and quiet after a loooong day."

Shockstar

More stallions, more problems. And he had a weird tail. And the cat made his eyes hurt. Hopefully the questions would do something for King. They could at least distract from the color nightmare feline.
What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
"I...Pocket? Monster? Are those like little gremlins you tuck in with your wallet?"

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
"I dream of not having gremlins in my pants, if I wore 'em."

How do you level up your mons?
"How do I what now."

Regrind

Ah! The next mare looked absolutely dashing, he looked forward to getting to know- wait, no, this one was also a dude. But a very pretty dude. King could not say in confidence that he was completely disinterested...
What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
"They'd cut back on electric bills. And windmills look pretty scenic, don't you think?" Then he mumbled into his empty bottle "You'vegotprettyhairbytheway."

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
King slammed his bottle down. "Yes! That would solve so many of my problems! If it's not real chicken you can't feel bad when you eat it!"

Whoa, now, volume control. Reel it in, tiger. He slunk down in his seat. Cleared his throat. No more air-drinks for him.

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
"I hate to say that's outta my wheelhouse, babe."

Wait did he just call another stallion babe? Could he...maybe go to the bathroom and never come back out out of sheer embarrassment?

Country Kitchen

King definitely felt like he was dying and what was worse was that this stallion was definitely also a little pretty. But he didn't even look feminine? There must have been something wrong with the cider. Had to be it.
What is your favorite comfort food and why?
King took a breath. Time to remind himself that he was in control. "Eggs in any form, the easier the better. And I'm pretty good at making 'em. Uh huh."

What simple pastimes do you enjoy?
"Spreading pellet out for the hens... Drinking a cup of coffee after chores... That simple enough for you, sunshine? Because I can keep goin'."

What is your favorite topping to put on potatoes?
"Bacon. No contest. Shame I'm trying to be a vegetarian for the kid..."

Lemon Lime

A break from his crisis! Phew! With a lovely mare with blond, windswept hair and stripes- hey now, was every other Phony here some kind of clone or something?
Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
"Only if DILF's on yours, sweet cheeks."

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
"Once I was the biggest Phony to ever live. Mind if I get up and get a water real quick?"

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
King's eyes crossed. He was not prepare for in-depth sports questions. "She sounds hot, so I think you picked a winner."

Happy Endings

King started picking at his water just in time for another date. Another pretty stallion. Now he was going at the water with gusto. And essentially sweating all of it out. Why were so many of the stallions here so unusually attractive?
What is your favorite genre of book?
"Hen care books, mostly. That's a genre, I think."

Fabio or Fabi-no?
"Fabi-whoa, am I right?"

What's your love language?
"The language of seduction!" The stallion had no idea what an actual love language was.

Shrill X

A mare! With a rocking comb! He could dig it.
Do you like to party?
"Babe, I am the party," he boasted.

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
On demand, he crowed. "That felt real good," he said after.

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
"Right?" King raised his water in a sympathetic toast. "More mares means more fun!"

Sweet Bread

A very pretty mare with lots of hair! King dug it very much.
What's your favorite sandwich?
"One with you, me, and a wall." Wink timne. "But when I'm home... Peanut butter and jelly suits just fine."

Do you have any children of your own?
"Er..." Well, it wasn't impossible for a question like that to come up. "I am...long-term baby-sitting, yeah. Kid's precious, though. Don't regret finding her on my lawn."

Have you ever loved someone before?
"Oh, that other pink mare asked me somethin' like that. I haven't really loved a lot of people, but experiences. And I'm always lookin' for more experiences to love." Wiiiiink.

Expired Expectations

1. Why did this stallion have blood on him.
2. Why was his arm a baguette? A baguette? It looked real?!
Something, officially, had to be wrong with that cider. King started clucking a little in distress.
What is one food you could go without?
"Not bread. Your arm is bread. Son, are you okay?"

What do you look for in a partner?
"Your arm is bread."

Why are you here?
"For a good time. What happened to your arm, though?!"

Bijou Blende

Phew. A return to relative normalcy. King unfluffed his feathers. Hopefully the water wasn't also tainted. This mare was another cute one, and he liked the crown especially.
What's your work life balance like?
"Everyday from morning to evening I run a daycare. It's very busy, but my nights are pretty free." Wink!

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
"Gluttony...for pretty things like yourself."

Coffee or tea?
"I love a good black cup every morn, especially after a good night before."

Fatal Attraction

Whoa, mama. King refused to believe this mare was here just to make friends with that get-up. And, fortunately for the both of them, neither was he.
How do you feel about horror movies?
"I think I saw a Thanksgiving one once. I didn't get the appeal but it was in the dollar bin, so. Maybe I just need to see more...?" Eyebrow waggle?

Would you love me forever and ever and ever?
"If you've got the stamina, ma'am."

Would you find it weird if your partner dug through your trash?
King shrugged. "Everyone else already does."

Paws Button

King wasn't sure what to think. This mare seemed more like a cute younger sister than a dating partner. He would have to think about it.
Do you enjoy wearing costumes?
"Not really, but I do enjoy putting my hens in dresses once in a while."

If you could dress up as any fictional character who would you choose?
He knew the answer immediately. "Rocky."

Have you made anything you're really proud of?
"A warm and loving home for my hens and kiddo."

Rough Shards

King had to crane his neck to see his next customer. Now that was a stallion. He was too amazed at the size to worry too much about if he was attracted to the green giant or not.
What is your ideal Sunday afternoon?
"Making lunch while listening to the radio then taking a walk with the hens and kiddo."

How do you feel about rainy days?
"It means muddy chickens, but what can you do?"

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
He cocked his head. "In...the closet...?"

Centaur Fold

Oh god oh no oh god he thought the cider hallucinations were over. What in the fresh cluck was this? The stallion had amazing locks and a pretty face, but...arms? Arms! Was anyone else seeing this?
Do you like hands on experiences?
King's face scrunched up like he was ready to cry. "I'd prefer hooves...personally."

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
"You seem nice but this is a lot to take in after bread-arm-guy. Please." He was begging now

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
"Bud, I wish I had your self-confidence."

Kaiju Blue

King was still reeling. He didn't even care that another stallion came over. One who didn't even have a long mane. The electric blue was something to envy, though.
If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
"Science gone horribly wrong. And maybe chicken-haters."

If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
King basked in the good, coping thoughts about Princess. His star hen. His little angel.

"We'd be called Chicken Run and we'd be chicken-themed...and I don't believe we'd need any uniforms." They already matched as-is.

Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
"Wherever there's less weird nonsense, please and thanks."

Nina

One final mare to end the night. Phew. She seemed nice. The rat-tail-mohawk was an interesting change of pace.
How do you stay in contact with your pals?
"Clucks, mainly."

How do you wind down after work?
"Cooking. Cuddlin' on the couch. I am very good at both."

What's your sleep schedule like?
"Up when the rooster crows," he said with great pride.[/spoiler]

[Ruriska]

[spoiler]There sure were a lot of good looking Phonies around. Shrill X eyed them all up and down with a critical eye before deciding that yup, she'd pretty much take all of them home for a romp, including the bartender.

Fruit Punch

Shrill X really didn't pay much attention to family relationships but she knew Gramma Yawn and some chick named Candy Cane were friends and that side of the family was especially entrepreneurial and stripey. Also no self-respecting partyholic didn't know all the good bartenders in town.

The point being that she knew of Fruit Punch and she'd always thought he was pretty hot.   

What's your favorite drink (alcoholic or non)?
"I just like to drink, I don't really care what it is as long as there's a lot of it." There was a brief pause and then, "But I really like guava juice."

What brought you here tonight? Do you think you'll find true love or just a new friend?
"I'm just here to have some fun and if anyone is willing, take a few friends home." She winked.

Technically I'm off the menu. But if I wasn't... Talk dirty to me.
"That's such a shame," she sighed. Shrill X leaned in close. "But how 'bout I take you back to mine and we [REDACTED] and then I [REDACTED] until you [REDACTED]."

Banana Creme

Another one of those Candy kids, she presumed. Though this one didn't seem quite as keen on the whole speed dating thing. Still cute though.

If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
"There's a warehouse party over by the lagoon tonight that I'm gonna hit up after this. You're welcome to join me later."

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
"Action of course! I love it when people throw themselves off things or drive into stuff! You seen The Fast and the Furious movies? They're SO good!"

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
Shrill X laughed. "They're welcome to sit on me any day."

Torte Bar

Ok, this chick was hot. She looked like she'd give Shrill X a challenge.

I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
Shrill X lifted her glass. "Usually I drink whatever cheap crap that's on offer but I ordered a margarita tonight. Wanted to be a little bit fancy."

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
"There was this one time - wait, you said no crimes?" Her eyes narrowed. "You a cop?" 

Last, but not least! Sports?
"The only sport I care about is beer pong."

Shimmering Sea

Well look at this cutie! Shrill X hadn't gotten close to a mer yet but was curious about the logistics of such a relationship.

Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
"Of course! A bonfire, some dancing and a lot of drinks sounds like the perfect beach party!"

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
"Sure, my hobby is being loud and having a good time!"

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
"Spectator then? Why bother asking a question with no wrong answer? That's boring.[/color]

Heavenly Body

Heavenly Body indeed. Shrill X gave a low whistle as she sat in front of the sparkly carousel. What the hell was someone like this doing here?

What is the greatest adventure you've ever been on?
"Took some weird mushrooms once and I'm pretty sure I turned into a coyote for three days."

How comfortable are you around dead things?
Shrill X squinted suspiciously. "That's a weird fucking question."

On a scale of one to ten, how coordinated are you?
"Depends on my level of sobriety."

Willow Wisp

Another stunner, this one with a pair of fangs Shrill X instantly wanted to poke at just to see how sharp they were.

"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
"I dunno... probably a parrot. They're loud and screech a lot. Sounds like me."

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
"I guess? You're a bit of a space case, are ya?"

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?.

"Uh, there's a few friends I haven't seen for a long time but people move so... oh! The burrito I had last week. That was amazing!"

Hush Money

"Holy shit," Shrill X laughed. "I know you!" She  pushed forward, front hooves on the table, looking at the Alicorn up and down. "Are they watching now?" She laughed again, delighted. "Hey guys! Tune in to Xtreme Scream on 101.5 Annihilation Radio! You won't regret it!" She winked at where she presumed the camera was.

What is your opinion on ASMR?
"I think it's weird as hell but you're hot so it works. I'm not surprised thousands of people would listen to you whisper odd shit to them all day long."

Would you consider yourself wealthy?
"Nah but like I've got enough to do whatever I want anyway."

Do you think I'm the most beautiful mare in the room?  I'm a gamer girl, by the way.
"You've got enough attention, you really don't need to fish for more compliments. I think you're hot but," she glanced around, "maybe not the hottest. Oh man, that's gonna piss off sooo many of your viewers!" She obviously didn't care. "Wanna play Alliance of Champions with me sometime, Gamer Girl?"

Blind Love

Shrill X stared thoughtfully at Blind Love for a long time before blurting out, "HEY YOU'RE THE HOT MILF FROM THE SUPERMARKET!" 

Have you ever been in-love before?
"Uh, I mean, nah? Probably not. I had a crush once but I got over it."

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
"Maybe multiple someones when I'm old but I'm really not the settling type."

What's your first memory?
Shrill X had to actually stop and think about this one. "Hugs. I remember being there and my dad's were holding me close." She'd probably just popped out of her blister pack.

Kiwi Kiss

This chick was a green ray of sunshine! Shrill X thought she had a pretty smile.

Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
"I flip the table as a barricade and then try to locate the closest weapon. Wait - is it a hot orc? Because I'd try and charm it if I could. I promise my charismas stat is crazy high."

Describe your ideal first date!
"We head over to a club to drink and dance the night away. Then at the wee hours of the morning we stumble into a kebab shop and order way too much. We wake up five hours later curled up in bed and order FastEats together."

What's your favorite fruit?
"Am I suppose to say Kiwi? I feel like I'm meant to say kiwi. It's not actually but for tonight it is."

Knockout

What was it with red guys that made them so grumpy? Was it encoded in their dna? Whatever, this guy looked fun to mess with.

DC or Marvel?
The answer was actually marvel but instead she said, "is that a brand of shoe? I have hooves. I really don't wear shoes. More power too you though."

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
"Papa Smurf."

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
"If you're asking me if I'd date a hot supervillain, then the answer is 1000% yes and I hope they have laser sharks."

Tsunami Waves

Another cutie Mer! Maybe she should try to hook the two of them up? Then they could have some Mer on Mer action!

How do you feel about water?
"It's wet."

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
"Other than party and fall asleep on the sand? Building a huge sandcastle and burying people who have fallen asleep! Also those jet ski things are great fun!"

Have you seen Chad?
"Is he hot?"

Foxtrot

She was tiny and Shrill X immediately wanted to take her for a whirl. Wasn't she related to Macarena somehow?

Do you like to dance?
"Damn right I do!"

What is your ideal music to dance too?
"I'll boogie to anything that's got a strong beat."

What relaxes you most?
"A really nice bath.. bubbles, rubber ducky, scented candles. The whole shebang."

Shockstar

This guy was oddly familiar. He also didn't seem too keen on her but she'd answer his questions regardless. Plus that tail was adorable.

What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
"Yeah, that's a cartoon right? I like the ones that zap things. Lightning?"

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
"That fish that gets really angry and gets big and the zappy bird. Zapbirdos?"

How do you level up your mons?
"By beating up kids."

Regrind

Another hottie! Shrill hadn't seen this one around before and she was keen to get to know him a little.

What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
"... what?"

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
"Does it taste the same?"

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
"I hope not."

Country Kitchen

"Oh hey Kit," Shrill said, recognizing Country Kitchen from one of the various family gatherings Lullaby had always forced her to attend. "You here looking to score as well? Good luck!"

What is your favorite comfort food and why?
"Cheetos. They're crunchy and cheesy and I can just keep shoving them in my face. Also mac and cheese."

What simple pastimes do you enjoy?
"Swings. Sometimes I just like... yannow, go the park and swing. It's chill."

What is your favorite topping to put on potatoes?
"Cheese! Sour cream, some chives, toss on some bacon  - oh and jalapenos!"

Lemon Lime

Now this was someone Shrill X wanted to get to know. She knew LL from a distance, enough to know she had added the stripey to Yawn's friends family. And boy was she hot.

Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
"I fucking hope so."

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
"I won a trophy for having the biggest burp once and every year I take out the loudest scream competition!" Though Banshee might give her a bit of a fight this year.

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
"I don't really do sports but sometimes I watch those slapping tournaments. Just two dudes slapping the shit out of each other. It's great. My favourite is the guy who slaps the hardest."

Happy Endings

Shrill X did a vibe check on Happy Endings and decided he would definitely know how to have a good time.

What is your favorite genre of book?
"I don't read much but sometime where a lot of action happens. Do they have those?"

Fabio or Fabi-no?
"Fabi-woah!"

What's your love language?
"Holding your hair back and gently rubbing your back as you vomit from one too many drinks."

King Cock

"I hope you match your name," Shrill X said with a very suggestive wink.

Do you like and/or have hens?
"Like chickens? I don't have any but they're cute."

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
"You know we're here to get a date right?"

Free range or pasture-raised?
"Look, you're gorgeous but you gotta relax on the chicken talk. Or is this all some sort of euphemism? Am I missing something?"

Sweet Bread

Oh shit - this was Hard Truth's wife! What was she doing here? Shrill X had known the guy had been gone for a while but even so, she thought he'd at least be messaging his family.

Shrill X winced with pity. This was a rough one and Shrill wasn't gonna touch that with a ten foot pole.

What's your favorite sandwich?
"Cheese and pickle," she answered quickly.

Do you have any children of your own?
"Uhhhhhh," she looked away. "Kinda." Not that she'd raised or done anything with it but yeah technically.

Have you ever loved someone before?
"Probably not. Anyway, gotta go bye."

Expired Expectations

She was pretty sure this guy was related to Sweet Bread but that was cool, at least she could relax a little now. Plus he was cute, bread leg and all.

What is one food you could go without?
"Cheese."

What do you look for in a partner?
"Someone who knows how to have a good time!" 

Why are you here?
"To find someone to party with for a night or two, maybe more if it really works out. Hey - what's with the leg?"

Bijou Blende

Bijou looked like a real princess. It was captivating.

What's your work life balance like?
"My work is my hobby so it's great. I have a good time working or not."

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
Shrill X laughed. "This is fun. Oh man, greed maybe? Lust? Which one is for overindulgence? Gluttony! Yeah, that's the one."

Coffee or tea?
"Coffee, for sure! Tea is too wishy washy."

Fatal Attraction

Shrill X's brows shot up and she looked Fatal Attraction up and down. Very appealing. The uniform was A+ and Shrill was ready to roleplay.

How do you feel about horror movies?
"They're good for a laugh."

Would you love me forever and ever and ever?
"Only if you were worth loving forever and ever."

Would you find it weird if your partner dug through your trash?
"Depends on what they were looking for."

Paws Button

Holy shit, why were there so many adorable girls out tonight?

Do you enjoy wearing costumes?
"Depends on the kind." Shrill X leaned forward and winked. "I like a bit of leather."

If you could dress up as any fictional character who would you choose?
"I'd let you pick one for me. Who do you fancy?"

Have you made anything you're really proud of?
Shrill X immediately thought of her kids and then shook the thought away. "I made a really good sandwich last night."

Rough Shards

"Heeeey biiiiig booooy," Shrill X drawled suggestively.

What is your ideal Sunday afternoon?
"Waking up with a hangover next to a massive unit like yourself."

How do you feel about rainy days?
"Rainy day is just as good as a sunny one if you know how to have a good time."

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
"I'd probably just shove it under the bed and hope for the best."

Centaur Fold

Hands? Hands! She was so intrigued! What did they feel like?

Do you like hands on experiences?
"I'd love for you to give me some."

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
"Try me, bro," Shrill X crowed, slamming her arm down ready to fight.

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
"Your finger fetish is so strong, I love it. Good on you, buddy."

Kaiju Blue

She was nearly done with singles but next up was a cool looking dude that she'd love to take to a rave.

If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
"Oh man, uh.... probably some sort of mole man race who are tunnelling up from below but they can't handle how loud I am and I scream them back into the abyss."

If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
"I'd probably just go with Xtreme Scream, that's my radio station by the way in case you hadn't heard and it'd be all about smashing monsters with music and our uniforms would have lots of neon stripes and blinking lights."

Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
"Space! It sounds way more fun zooming around the stars then going to check out a bunch of weird fish."

Nina

Last but not least, the purple hottie Nina!

How do you stay in contact with your pals?
"I message them to hang out and meet them at parties. The basic stuff."

How do you wind down after work?
"Depends on the mood. Sometimes I get shitfaced and other times I go home for a bath and a glass of wine."

What's your sleep schedule like?
Shrill X laughed. "My what?"
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[spoiler]Fruit Punch
Happy Endings smirked and pulled out a business card, sliding it across the bar.  "My number."

What's your favorite drink (alcoholic or non)?
"I think for tonight my favorite cocktail can be Unicorn Kisses," he winked.

What brought you here tonight? Do you think you'll find true love or just a new friend?
"I came looking for some company, but I'm open to anything."

Technically I'm off the menu. But if I wasn't... Talk dirty to me.
"Lets save that for later why don't we."
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Banana Creme
This mare was a little bit jittery, which meant she'd be easy to woo if he laid on the charm.

If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
"I don't think I'd rather be anywhere else right now outside this moment, held captive by your beautiful eyes."

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
"Romance.  My parents run a book store and my mother and I both spent a lot of time in the romance section."

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
"How do that song go?  I like big butts and I cannot lie..."

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Torte Bar
Happy was pleasantly surprised that she at least knew what he was talking about when it came to love languages.  He was beginning to think that most phony in here were a bit helpless when it came to love.

I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
The flutter thought for a moment, pondering over what this mare would likely find to be best.  His eyes darted to the fiery orange streak in her hair for inspiration.  "I got a Screwdriver of course."

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
"I suppose seducing a carousel horse is rather reckless when you're my size."

Last, but not least! Sports?
"I can enjoy sweaty bodies in motion, but I'm not the sort to play."

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Shimmering Sea
This mer seemed sweet and innocent.  If he played his cards right, maybe he'd have a few phony calling on him once the evening was over.

Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
"Nothing is more romantic than a night under the stars."

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
"One might say my hobby is falling in love."

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
"If I can't be the art then I think I'd rather enjoy a good view."


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Willow Wisp
A unicorn that was a bit more magical than the rest.  She reminded him of his mother a bit with her unique appearance.

"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
"I think a peacock would be an obvious choice.  Beautiful and showy."

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
Ever the people pleaser, even if he had no idea what she was talking about.  "Quite."

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?.
Happy looked solemn for a moment.  "My family."

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Blind Love
That last question had really put a damper on things.  Happy turned to the pink pegasus and plastered on a smile.  The show must go on after all.

Have you ever been in-love before?
And what a combo, Happy felt like he'd been punched.  "Yes, but she found someone she liked better."

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
"I don't know anymore..."

What's your first memory?
"Looking at my mom's books piled high on the kitchen table."

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Kiwi Kiss
Another flutter, Happy gave his wings a twitch in recognition.

Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
"Seduce them," he grinned then took a sip of his drink.

Describe your ideal first date!
"I live to bring pleasure to others.  What's your ideal first date?"

What's your favorite fruit?
Happy looked at the mare and held in a laugh.  This should be an easy question to get right.  "Kiwi."


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KnockOut
Someone was looking a little grumpy, maybe Happy could fix that.

DC or Marvel?
"I'd love to hear your argument on the merits of one over the other."

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
"Poison Ivy," she was seductive right?

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
"Did I say I was a good phony?"

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Tsunami Waves
Another giggly, happy girl.  He bet he could make her blush.


How do you feel about water?
Given she was a mer, Happy thought this was another easy question to answer.  "I love it.  If I could live in the sea I would."

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
"Snorkeling is rather fun."

Have you seen Chad?
"I have.  He's quite handsome."

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Foxtrot
A charming dancer.  Maybe she could use a partner.

Do you like to dance?
"With you?  Of course."

What is your ideal music to dance too?
"Salsa."

What relaxes you most?
"If I had someone to do it with it would be cuddling by an open fire."

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Shockstar
This phony seemed a bit like a kid.  Did anyone check that he was old-enough?

What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
Yep.  How did a kid get in here?  "Ghost.  Now are you old enough to be in a bar?"

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
"Whatever Pocket Monsters you think are best."

How do you level up your mons?
"Rare candies, yum."


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Regrind
Ohhh, now wasn't he handsome.

What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
"It's good?"  Would anyone say that sort of thing is bad?

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
"I'll eat anything if you feed it to me."

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
"Uh, probably?"

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Country Kitchen
Two handsome stallions in a row.  Happy eyed this one's pretty hair and unique spots.

What is your favorite comfort food and why?
"My grandmother's mochi always makes me smile."

What simple pastimes do you enjoy?
"I like reading and cuddling."

What is your favorite topping to put on potatoes?
"Sriracha."
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Lemon Lime
This mare was ready to tussle and Happy was here for it, for a price.

Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
"I'd eat MILF any day."

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
"I don't think I have any of those..."

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
"What a coincidence, I also love Rumbling Rocket." As if he knew who she was.


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King Cock
Happy couldn't help but flash a grin at the rooster like stallion's name.  Now didn't they make quite a pair.

Do you like and/or have hens?
"I have a hen, her name is Eternity, just like how long I want to spend with you."

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
"Isn't it better to simulate their natural diet with a mix of insects and seeds?"

Free range or pasture-raised?
"Well, I keep Eternity in my house and yard.  I'm not running a farm."

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Shrill X
Someone famous was here, how very nice.  He'd definitely want to cuddle up to her.

Do you like to party?
"With you baby?  Any day."

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
Happy does his best attempt at yelling while still trying to appear sexy.

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
"Monogamy has never brought me anything but heart break.  So far I'm much happier keeping my options open."

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Sweet Bread
She was rather beautiful, Happy noted.

What's your favorite sandwich?
"Chicken Katsu on white bread with lettuce, tomato, and mayo."

Do you have any children of your own?
"Not that I know of."

Have you ever loved someone before?
"Yes..."  He grimaced.

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Expired Expectations
He seemed a bit grumpy or was it loneliness Happy sensed?  Comforting the lonely was his purpose after all.

What is one food you could go without?
"Wasabi, blehhhh" he stuck out his tongue for a moment before letting out a laugh.

What do you look for in a partner?
"I'm not picky as long as they love me back.  There's something beautiful about everyphony."

Why are you here?
"Looking for someone to spend the night with, although I wouldn't mind love either."

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Bijou Blende
She was cute and a little bit fancy.  He wondered if she was royalty or just rich judging by the crown.  He'd love to ingratiate himself to her either way.

What's your work life balance like?
"If you love what you do you'll never work a day in your life."

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
"Lust.  But, I am in the business of pleasure after all."

Coffee or tea?
"Coffee.  I need the energy to... Stay up all night," he winked.

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Rough Shards
This stallion was like a mountain turned to flesh.

What is your ideal Sunday afternoon?
"Laying in bed cuddling, then waking up and having a nice picnic brunch."

How do you feel about rainy days?
"I used to like them, but now..."

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
"In the false bottom of one of my drawers."


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Centaur Fold
Happy wondered if the Centaur knew how to take advantage of those hands of his.

Do you like hands on experiences?
"I love an experienced stallion."

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
"Oh no, I'm afraid you're much too strong for me."

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
"Mmm, I have some particular food in mind."

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Kaiju Blue
The last stallion of the night and he was a looker.

If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
"Loneliness."

If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
The flutter thought of his sister, Penny.  "Something like the lonely hearts and we'd have anatomically correct skeleton suits with a not so anatomically correct heart on them."

Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
"I'd go anywhere deep with you," he winked.
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Nina
Had he seen this one around somewhere?  He rather liked her purple color.

How do you stay in contact with your pals?
"Sometimes I write letters, they're rather romantic.  But for more timely communications I just use my phone."

How do you wind down after work?
"Work is how I wind down," he chortled.

What's your sleep schedule like?
"Oh I sleep around all the time."
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