Messages

Not gonna make this pretty yet, I'm still figuring organization out:

Power Ballad (designed)
Leather Rebel (needs design)
Hologram Glam (designed)
Memento Mori (needs design tweaks)
Rolling Fog (needs design tweaks)
Courtly Love (needs design tweaks)
Fatal Frame (needs design tweaks)
Domino Effect (needs design)
Corner Pocket (needs design)
Holly Hock (designed)
Sweet Vermouth (needs design)
Cookie Dough (designed)
Mudslide (designed)
Bleeding Heart (needs design)
Desert Rose (needs design)
Whiskey Danger (dare i make a daiyu phony?)

[FIRST DAY OF 2021]

FIRST DAY OF 2021
My lucky numbers: 24, 13, 666
My lucky colours: Purple, red, gold

In 2020, I was uninspired. Not anymore! In 2021, I'll make a lot of art!

Considering the absolute state of things this past year (honestly, the past four), I thought it might be nice to have a little space before the year peters out to talk about the good things you experienced in 2020 and/or any good things you might be looking forward to in 2021.

This might also be a good place to give some general life updates if there have been a lot of major (hopefully positive) changes, like pronoun/identity adjustments or pet acquisitions.
(If you got a new pet, please post pictures!!)

[spoiler]These threads should probably be Stickied~[/spoiler] Resolved! - M

Excellent, thank you both so much!

Hey guys!
This is probably a misattribution from my own Antivirus but thought I'd see if anyone else was experiencing anything similar.

It specifically regards URLs that still use 'silenttragedy.net' as opposed to 'citycyb.org' which means it pretty much only affects the Phony Pets at the moment, from what I can tell? Any time I try to visit those URLs or even view the images on the page, Malwarebytes is like "hey that's a Trojan" and blocks me from being able to even look at them when they're embedded into a page.

If this isn't an issue for anyone else that's cool, I'll deal with it lmao

[PHONY PRESENTS...]

PHONY PRESENTS...
Name: Gracious Garland
Personality: Garland is generous to all, and that includes himself. The spirit of giving is strong in him but he also adores being preened and pampered in return for his efforts. He makes sure to always look and act presentable, so that his mere presence can be a gift to everyone around him, but make no mistake – his charity is genuine. Garland doesn't have a resentful or jealous bone in his body, he lives in the moment and forgets personal slights as quickly as they come, preferring to celebrate everyone and everything. Joy comes to him through the simple act of sharing, whether that be his time, energy, or possessions; gifts can come in all forms and he is eager to share them all.
His gift for someone he doesn't know at all: [spoiler]A wonderfully large square box, wrapped and bowed to match his personal aesthetic. Inside that box is another box, smaller but with similar flair. Inside of that, another box. And another. Smaller and smaller until one is small enough to fit just in the center of your hand (or hoof). Within that box, of course, is a Phony Bux gift card, because what better present could there be for a potential new friend than a small adventure that ends with the promise of greater opportunity?[/spoiler]

[Purpose:]

Purpose: The constellation of Capricorn is representative of two halves becoming whole, most distinctly two halves that are unrelated; land and sea. It could be said that Riptide's purpose is akin to compromise; he's a peacekeeper, whether that means negotiating agreements or putting himself in harm's way. At the end of the day, Riptide rests well knowing he has been able to help people.

Occupation: Riptide works as a lifeguard around Phonyland's lagoon area. Day or night, you can be sure he's aware of the goings on around the lagoon and he'll be doing his utmost to keep everyone enjoying its waters are as safe as can be. It's helpful that he lives right nearby, so you can always find him. He can be a bit silly about it when he's not "on", making a mockery of the work in ways not dissimilar to Baywatch. He's got the hair for it, he thinks he could make a decent Pamela Anderson.

Stable: He lives on the coast of the Lagoon in an underwater grotto that connects topside to a miniature working lighthouse. It is only miniature because it doesn't need to be as big as occupational lighthouses, he just has it because he likes it and sometimes makes neat shapes with the light or cuts the light all together to better see the stars across the lagoon. Its light can be seen at night by any phonies living near the lagoon, which is a wonderful treat if you like to communicate in Morse Code by lights or put out other cute secret messages. 

Pets:
(none)

Friends:
(make some)

Extended Family:
(none on record)

[Name:]

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

Name: Riptide
Goes by: Riptide is really simple, it's fine. (he/him)
Nicknames: Tide, Ripped
Type: Merphony - Brush 'n Grow Bicorn (with sparkles)

Personality: On the outside, Riptide presents as reserved and well put together. He is practical, resourceful, dependable, and ambitious. On first meeting, he can come across as quite the serious phony with his self assured attitude and assertive nature. The truth is, he's not as stoic as he seems. Much like the tide, his emotions have more power than he lets on; Riptide is a surprisingly passionate phony that isn't always sure how to keep his head above water. He can be a bit moody and unpredictable at times but he means well, always ready with a sincere apology when he goes too far. At his core, Riptide wants to help people and that's why he acts as a Lifeguard around the Lagoon of Phonyland. He's taken up the responsibility of keeping non-merphonies safe as well as making sure the mers aren't too infringed upon by land-dwelling folk. Most of the time he's in job-mode, which means he's alert and on guard -- this is the image most have of him and it's a hard one to shake because he takes the responsibility to heart. However, once he's clocked out, Riptide's ability to relax and socialize comes easily; jokes pour from him like a calm stream and his smiles are genuine. He bears no anxiety or self-consciousness when it comes to conversation, an honest phony who always says what he means and lets his actions speak louder than words. Rip is also a bit of a collector, particularly of seashells. He knows the benefits of delayed gratification and will take the time to invest himself in hobbies or new friends if he feels the effort is warranted. Quality over quantity is his motto. Riptide is never one to rush into things, preferring to take his time, but once he is able to immerse himself wholly into something there is nothing that can turn him away from it.

Likes: Flowers, knickknacks, astronomy, friendly competition, seashells, the wind in his hair
Dislikes: Sore losers, arrogant winners, aggressive behavior, horoscopes, trash in the water 

Cutie Mark: The constellation of Capricorn
Speech: (Seaweed Special) Green

[Purpose:]

Purpose: Aromatherapy is her calling in life and she hopes to help soothe many people and other phonies with her knowledge of it.

Occupation: Makes and sells her own incense and potpourri as Phonyland favors but also offers aromatherapy services at a higher cost, allowing for comfortable relaxation and meditation.

Stable: TBD

Pets:
(none)

Friends:
(NONE)

Extended Family:

Parents


[spoiler] [/spoiler]
Siblings

[spoiler]   [/spoiler]
Other Relatives

[Name:]

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Name: Mint Scents
Goes by: Mint (she/her)
Nicknames: Minty
Type: Earth

Personality: Calm, nurturing, dutiful, and responsible, Mint takes very strongly after her father and holds a close interest in tradition. She is always eager to please and volunteers her services but rarely, if ever, breaks her laid back demeanor. Mint Scents is soft spoken, compared to her mother, but she loves both parents equally and enjoys time with all of her siblings. Unlike the rest of her siblings, it's when Mint goes dead quiet that you should tread cautiously; she bottles her anger and tension rather than letting it out so when she refuses to speak you know things are bad.
[REWRITE/EXPAND]

Likes: boop boop
Dislikes: blop blop 

Cutie Mark: (not yet acquired - probably a bowl planter of mint with two vertical smoking incense sticks) [it's hard to see but i love her little white skunk stripe on her back]
Speech: (Mint Julep) Lime Green

[Purpose:]

Purpose: Cryptozoology (and monster rights activism)

Occupation: Officially he works with the Phonyland Lost & Found, including help get lost babbies and kiddos back to their guardians. Unofficially, he runs an investigative blog that explores and documents all manner of conspiracies, cryptids, urban legends, and creepypastas in the hopes of keeping a cohesive record. Whether they have been debunked or are obviously fake, Crypt treats the narrative as though it is one hundred percent plausible at all times but he does list whether stories have been confirmed as debunked, true, or pending investigation.

Stable: TBD but i know he's gonna have conspiracy theory boards with red string everywhere and walls covered with newspaper clippings and blurry cryptid photos

Pets:
(none atm)

Friends:
(make some, idiot)

Extended Family:

Parents


[spoiler] [/spoiler]
Siblings

[Name:]

[spoiler][/spoiler]

Name: Crypt Keeper
Goes by: Crypt is fine but his full name is also fine. (he/him)
Nicknames: Keep, Crypto
Type: Earth - Edited (Neck Seam)

Personality: A calm phony who seems to have his emotions in check, Crypt Keeper does not wear his heart on his sleeve and it can be difficult to tell what he is thinking or feeling by the muted expressions he shows. He is soft spoken but never meek, Crypt will speak his mind and he is open about his opinions, unafraid to stand up for them or for anyone that has a hard time doing it themselves. A big advocate for the underdog, he will always have the back of anyone he sees being mistreated whether it be him stepping into harms way to stop bullying or giving a pep talk after things have settled. He is also quite the activist, participating in peaceful protests, organizing and signing petitions, he feels they're important parts of the process even if the results they see are small and slow. While his debates are passionate and fact-based, Crypt Keeper can admit when he is wrong and will always own up to his mistakes. Where Crypt Keeper concentrates himself, though, is not simply limited to the disenfranchised phonies of the park but those that most would consider frightful. His heritage is a mixed bag, with his parents being one monster hunter and the other a certified monster; while he doesn't know them, the knowledge he does have has affected his outlook on the world as well as himself. He is interested in monsters and cryptids because he sees himself in them and he knows some of what they have to endure; being othered, exaggerated, stalked, and made a spectacle. Crypt Keeper wants to make a career of helping those less fortunate, to be a record keeper of their personal stories as well as the positive change he might be able to help instill. He has an extensive knowledge of lesser known stories, myths, and urban legends under his belt and works to debunk a lot of misunderstandings that outsiders have of the creatures they discuss, from Bigfoot to the Mothman and every Flatwoods Monster or Fresno Nightcrawler in between.

Likes: Horror genre, spooky stories, vinegar, thorny plants, the feeling of goosebumps, how locations look and feel different between night and day, liminal spaces, urban legends
Dislikes: Unnecessary criticism, snap decisions, harsh judgments, meanness for meanness' sake, characters in horror stories falling prey to their own stupidity, demonizing the supernatural, vilifying mental illness 

Cutie Mark: (not yet acquired)
Speech: (Blue Violet) Purple

[Purpose:]

Purpose: To bring excitement through threat & trickery while looking utterly fabulous. And also to be a Bowie Tribute.

Occupation: His understanding of his "role" is an extremely inaccurate and self-centered one. Essentially, "do as I say not as I do" mixed in with "cater to my every whim" -- anything that goes against that is annoying and inconvenient. Dangers Untold believes outright that he is royalty and should thus never have to lift a finger when it comes to physical labor; he's never worked a day in his life. He may, however, be convinced to rent out his ballroom to the highest bidder... or... whenever he's really bored... and a little lonely... Something, of course, he would never admit to.

Stable: Nestled near the mountains, a tall manor designed to resemble a castle (but being much too small to truly embody such grandeur) sits at the center of a winding stone maze. The maze itself is deceptively uncomplicated, with illusions and holograms in place to mislead and beguile anyone trespassing so that they will continuously find themselves exiting the labyrinth and drawing no closer to the castle unless they are able to outwit such trappings. Inside of the castle is filled with strange non-euclidean geometry the likes of MC Escher and Salvador Dali favored in their work. Multitudes of servants wander the halls, some defying gravity by simply floating through the air while others walk upon the walls and ceiling as though they are the floor. At the heart of the manor is the ballroom, the largest space of all, which seems to always be brimming with elegant dancers, lively music, and mysterious masquerades. But something doesn't seem quite right...

Magic: As a unicorn, Dangers Untold is able to tap into magical powers. However, as a phony, this magic is powered by nano-technology and is more like flashy science. In particular, Dangers likes to conjure crystal orbs that he can use for remote viewing (much like tapping into security camera feeds), which he does frequently to check on events around Phonyland as well as observe anyone he might have taken an interest in. He also dabbles in illusions in this manner, manipulating holographic images to alter perception or creating synthetic audio. This is what he uses to make his castle appear full when in fact it is as empty as his friend's list. Without his constant magical manipulation, his castle is actually quite a lonely sight with him as its sole occupant and an ominous quiet drifting through its halls. 

Pets:
(want to give him 1 pet named Goblin and 1 pet named Hoggle)

Friends:
(very funny)

Extended Family:
[spoiler]
There are two other Bowie Tribute Clones, namely Earthling and Mad Aristocrat, who serve the similar purpose. They could, in effect, be considered brothers, triplets as it were, and their shorthand is "Browie" - for Bowie Brothers.

Dangers Untold has a vague understanding that they're cut from the same cloth but prefers to ignore this fact publicly. After all, he is the superior one, the most beautiful and most important. He does not like to think of them as autonomous individuals and imagines their existence to be for his benefit. They also serve as good distractions, decoys as it were. Curious illusions moving between crystal. [/spoiler]

[Name:]

[spoiler] [/spoiler]

Name: Dangers Untold
Goes by: Your Highness, Your Majesty, Your Grace, any of these will suffice. (he/him)
Nicknames: Danger
Type: Unicorn - Bowie Clone (Twice as Fancy)

Personality: If his name were not obvious enough, Dangers Untold thinks himself quite the mysterious fellow. There is a curious allure to danger that he believes everyone holds inside of themselves, a pull to excitement, and truly he is no different. He lives to entertain – himself, that is. Boredom is perhaps the one thing he detests most in life, so he treats it like a game that the whole world is playing whether they know it or not. Proud and arrogant, Danger carries himself like an idol entitled to everyone's time and attention. He is armed with a sharp tongue and a dry wit, backhanded compliments, and exaggerated half-truths. While his entire world revolves around himself, there are times when he may seem to go out of his way to the benefit of others. He might impart gifts that seem uncharacteristically generous and leave one wary of some underlying catch. Do not be fooled, as this is no mere charity work and Danger fully expects favors in return, but there is an honesty in his actions; he will help you, with whatever you ask, but it may be far more literal or go far beyond what you intended. He does not take kindly to those who are ungrateful and will take his revenge in mischievous ways. Danger delights in perplexing and shocking others with mischievous antics but there is a delicate balance he strives to keep; while danger is enticing, it is the threat of danger that excites him and not the potential for damage. In truth, he does not wish anyone harm. For all of his pomp and circumstance, Dangers Untold thrives most on validation from outside sources. Without the people he treats like mere pawns to bolster his already over inflated ego, he would quickly buckle under the pressure of loneliness. A conniving, rule bending, and spoiled "king" who derives great pleasure in asserting his moral and intellectual superiority, it certainly takes something special to impress upon this unicorn – but, if you manage, he will bend over backwards trying to keep your favor. Just fear him, love him, do as he says, and he will be your slave.

Likes: Compliments, music, dancing, singing, fanciful dress, mind games
Dislikes: Losing, ungrateful people, being contradicted, groveling, weak wills 

Cutie Mark: None; he sports gem-like Twice as Fancy dappling across his chest and over his shoulders.
Speech: (??) Teal