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Kit happily pranced around his kitchen, checking the food prep and ensuring he had enough supplies.  The big morning rush had passed so it was the calmer time for the diner which meant he could restock and make some more ingredients.  Looking up he heard the jingle of the bell over the door.  His normal waitress had stepped outside to have a quick sit down so he knew he should help out other than cooking!

The large draft stallion walked out, smiling at the pegasus and the smaller phoal.  "Howdy!  Welcome to Country's Kitchen!  I'm Country Kitchen!" he chuckled, "But everyone just calls me Kit."  His accent was rather thick but he had kind eyes under his hat.  He glanced down as he saw the little one gobble up a fallen fry from the floor, "Woah thar littlin.  No need eatin off the floor, I can make you some fries!"

His voice wasn't loud our mad sounding, in fact he seemed amused by it.  His mother often told him she had issues keeping her large son from eating everything he could see.  "Here, lemme get you a kid seat."  He picked up a booster seat so Scrambled could see up at the table before he turned to King Cock.  "Maw always told me I ate everything I could see too," he chuckled and nodded to the menus on the table, "Just take a gander and yer waitress will be by shortly."

["Ah...bonjour Roddy,"]

The smell of fresh bread wafted from the bakery window as Bon Appetit finished preparing a small basket of goodies.  Inside was some delicious looking sub sandwiches, a few regular sandwiches for the children, as well as a few pastries.  All homemade bread and baked by the fresh baker.  After locking up the store she walked down toward a certain colorful Pegasus's home.  The blonde mare wondered how she'd gotten so luck to catch the eye of Hot Rod, or Roddy as he was called.  For awhile now she'd been painfully single after a short romance with Bluegrass gave her three lovely children.  Knot Bit was still at home but she'd gone off with friends for the afternoon.  Of course Barley Pop and Country Kitchen had moved out into their own stables, now happily in their own culinary field.  They visited often and they had family dinners every week but Bon bon had to admit she was a little lonely.  Her sister, Scent Puff, had her handsome stallion Taiko while her other sister, Noel, was happily married.  So meeting Roddy and seeming to hit it off made her little painted heart flutter a bit.

Their first conversation had mostly been getting to know some about each other.  Both revealed they were parents but unattached.  Bon Bon liked that he seemed a responsible father, it meant a lot to her about his personality.  Plus he had such confidence, something the little mare seemed to lack in ways.  She was the shyer sister of the three French Sisters, always quiet and polite.  Puffy had more confidence than you could shake a french roll at and Noel was bursting with it as well.  But Bon was softer, gentler.  Her sisters had tried at times to get her speak up more but her own shyness and gentle nature usually won over.  Except with Roddy.  She felt more confidant with him, a different kind of confidant.  It was this confidence that had her trotting to his home, a small basket of baked goods with her.

Approaching the stable she noticed the garage open and the smell of paint.  He must be working on another car.  She also heard the sound of foals, some of his children must be there as well.  Daintily walking up the drive way she stopped and smiled.  "Ah...bonjour Roddy," she said with a soft but warm voice.  Grey eyes looked to the bright haired pegi and pastel flutter, "Bonjour lettel ones."  Unlike her sister, Bon bon didn't have as thick of an accent but it was still there.  It got thicker if she got upset or too flustered.  She walked over and set the basket down, "I 'ope you do non mind.  I brought some sandwiches for you and the petit ones."

@TygressDream

[READY TO MINGLE!]

READY TO MINGLE!
After checking his hair for the 20th time Blue finally made his way toward the address on the flyer.  The rockabilly singer had just finished a series of concerts and, despite his adoring fans, he'd been feeling rather lonely.  He needed a sweet little Mama or maybe a handsome Big Daddy at his side, someone he didn't have to be perfect for.  Someone that didn't mind his occasional strumming on his guitar or the music paper spread around on the couch.  Music was in his soul, much like Daddy Draft, but he still wanted someone to fill his heart.

Once arrived he smiled at the multicolored stallion as he was instructed on the rules of the evening.  "Well alright Big Daddy.  I think I can handle that," he said with a deeper tone and a slight accent.  He took a cookie and moved to the side so others might get their own.  He saw he wasn't the first to arrive and smiled, wondering how this would go.

READY TO MINGLE!
Kit took a big breath as he stood outside the bar.  He checked once again that he didn't have flour or grease stains on his coat.  He wanted to look his best but he was so nervous!  The large stallion with painted brown marks was still looking for that little lady in his life.  He'd tried a few times but nothing seemed to stick to his ribs.  Finally getting his courage up he entered the bar, seeing he wasn't the only one here.  In fact he saw one of his cousins, Blue!  A thought crossed his head.....how many of his relatives would be here?  That....might prove an issue.  As he approached the colorful stallion handing out strange little cookies and explaining the rules he thought it best to mention.  "Um...well I'm understandin all that an' such but uh....I come from....a large family.  And I'm a might worried that I might be paired with a cousin.  I kinda have a lot of'em.  Just....throwin that out there," he said with an awkward smile.  Why did he have to be part of one of the biggest family trees in phonyland?

READY TO MINGLE!
Splash lazily floated his way toward the bar, a flyer stuck in his hat.  The park was closed for maintenance today so he thought he'd make the best of it and maybe try out this dating thing.  He'd not been on a date in awhile, given someone invariably suggested they go to the theme park he worked at.  He's laid back attitude also didn't help in the flirting department.  He approached Fruit Punch, smiling with an almost sleepy expression, "Duuuude, that makes like total sense.  Like, I am so down for that." He reached up into his hat and pulled a "Free Log Flume Ride" ticket from it.  "Here dude, for making this thing a thing ya know."  With that he took his cookie and floated off, noting the other mer that seemed to be here.

At least the adult admitted she was a bit bias toward the spider, he could see why but it was nice when an adult didn't just do the 'because I told you so'.  Checkmate was smart and he liked to be reasoned with rather than expected to just accept what is said.  He watched as the mare moved once of his chess pieces and explained things a bit.  He understood some insect's place in the world with his gardening father but he'd never spoken about spiders before.  They weren't often in his well tended greenery that he could remember.  When asked about his method he blushed a little, his brown reddening around his cheeks.

"I....I...well....I was....kinda scared of it.  It's...so big.  And I'm real big so it was even bigger than normal!" he said holding his hooves out wide as if that was a good show of size, "And....and when I raised my hoof it raised it's arms at me.  I thought it might attack.  I....don't know much...about spiders," he admitted, shuffling his hooves.

@Ruriska

Checkmate loved recess.  A time when he and the other foals could battle with their wits across the chessboard!  Sure sometimes they got frustrated when they lost but he couldn't help that he practiced a lot.  A few had even told them they didn't feel like playing with him any more as they always lost.  Checkmate didn't understand this, after all you learned from losing so why didn't they want to play him again?  It was this mindset that seemed to leave him beret of an opponent today.  He almost gave up, a small sad look on his face when Paladin sat down.  The pink colt with multicolored hair seemed determined to challenge him.  He smiled as he set up the board.

"Well I prefer to play black but if you wish to have that color we can just turn the board.  Some phonies are particular in their color but either is fine with me!" he smiled and looked back at the other colt.  He wondered what kind of strategy he would use.  From what he remembered Paladin came from a warrior father Just Lance!  He should be an excellent opponent!

@Nym

(going for Element of Honesty)

Checkmate had to admit to himself, he felt let down.  He hadn't even lasted the first round!  And he'd been defeated in front of his brother and his rather....loud....cousin up in the stands.  He wanted to think of himself as quick witted and tactfully superior.   He was larger than most other phoals so that should make him stronger.  But apparently his wit didn't apply to physical fights, he did better in the war on the chessboard.  Soon he was surrounded by media, questioning him.  Well, if nothing else, his parents taught him to hold his head high even when things were down.

"I do feel a sense of loss.  I thought coming to the ring would win back my honor, my pride.  But then again it was my pride talking," he sighed, "Perhaps this is a lesson for me.  I still have much to learn so I will take what lessons this teaches me.  Unfortunately this lesson comes with a sore rump.  I need to be more honest with myself about my abilities and maybe, in the future, I'll find the best path forward."

He chuckled a bit, "Well considering I only had one fight I suppose that was memorable.  She was quite the fighter and I feel honored to have fought against her.  But it was nice to see my brother do so well as far as he went.  At least if our cousin's shouts were any indication."

Checkmate thought back to the black carousel filly.  She was quite lovely and held a mystery about her.  But it was a dark aura around her, his father spoke about his mother's family being a bit more rough.
"She had a great spirit and fire in her eyes.  I imagine she would be formidable in life as well as in the ring."

"Ah my fighting career seems to not be in the physical sense. I'm more a phony of the mind, where my battles are far more....successful," he cleared his throat, "But I did have fun and would enjoy another bought.  Father says keeping fit is important!"

He shook his mane at the last question and took a deep breath, "I think I want to go home to my family.  I miss them and hope, even though I lost, I still make them proud.  I know I am proud of my brother so I only hope we share in that."

With that he put a hoof around his brother's shoulders and smiled, "Come on Bee, lets go home.  I'll make us some hot chocolate before we go to bed."

Name:  Alive at Five
Gender:  Male
Type:  Unicorn
Body:  #0F08F5 Example
Eyes:  Baby blue
Hair:  Short and well styled. He's a blonde.  #F2F94BColor Example
Cutie Mark:  TV with Number 5 on screen
Brief Character Description:  Alive and Five is your premiere New Anchor phony, ready to update you on the goings on of the world!  His smile is 500 megawatts and his puns are the stuff of legend!


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Wrastlin!!  It was what gave his down time meaning.  Normally Kit could only watch matches on TV, yelling at the small screen as The Boulder delivered a landslide takedown!! More than once he'd had to sweep up a whole bowl of popcorn.  But finally there was a match going on in phonyland!  The whole process of being blinded folded just excited him more.  He loved this.  Granted it wasn't The Boulder or Bulk Slogan but hey, wrastlin was wrastlin.

The large brown splotted draft sat in a seat with a large drink and big tub of popcorn.  He was so excited.  "WOOO!  I can't wait for the action!  Lets get ready ta rumble!" he called out before stuffing his mouth with popcorn.

Checkmate went over the rules of the ring once more.  A tenth time couldn't hurt.  Not to mention his backstory ensured he must follow all the rules to the letter.  He also went over strategies in his head.  Under normal circumstances Checkmate was larger than some foals, given his carousel heritage.  But then there was his draft father giving him a good bit a size as well. However size was a variable that could be used against him.  Center of gravity, more surface area to move to avoid punches, that sort of thing.  He was thinking about an effective size step and dodge when he caught the sight of a familiar face.

Bee.  Bee was here.  His brother was fighting too?

Putting the rule book down he trotted quickly over, "Bee?  Bee!  What are you doing here?"  A single thought going through his head.  He might have to fight his own brother.

@Nym

Kit felt so nervous after answering all the questions.  He hoped they liked his answers.  Once everyone was free to roam Kit had taken a seat at an empty table, trying to decide if he wanted to talk to anyone or if he even had the courage.  He'd glanced over at the large sparkly mare but his git-up and go didn't wanna git-up.  He was too nervous.  Though that one brown phony seemed interested in wrastlin so maybe he'd have another friend to cheer with him.  He sighed, thinking maybe this was mistake given how fancy and eloquent the other phonies had been.  Except Cousin Shrill.  Some had some really deep questions while others made you think.  His were mostly about food.  He thought about leaving when one of the merphonies suddenly popped up at his table.  She was a lovely shade of green with gradient purple hair.  He'd not seen hair like hers before and it was kinda neat to see a mer up close.  And she had...wait....vegan fried pickles?

"Oh uh, no ma'am this seat isn't taken," he tipped his hat a bit before looking down at the pickles.  How were they vegan?  And air fried?  "I've fried a lot of food in my time but never done something air.  I need to ask about how that's done.  Cause if it can be fried I can fry it," he smiled a bit with his chest out.  He was quite proud of his fry skills.  "Yer name was uh..," he thought for a moment, "Shimmering Sea right?  Sorry I've meet so many new people tonight names can get kinda jumbled.  But its a pleasure ta meet ya.  I've never really met a merphony before."

@HopelesslyPretty

[What's your favorite drink (alcoholic or non)?]

Country Kitchen's Responses
Please keep in mind all his responses are with a thick southern US accent.

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Fruit Punch
This stallion was all colorful and such.  His stripes made him wonder how he'd look with them rather than his blotches.

What's your favorite drink (alcoholic or non)?
Beer!  Mostly the kind that Poppers makes.

What brought you here tonight? Do you think you'll find true love or just a new friend?
Maw said I needed to get out and meet more phonies outside of my diner.

Technically I'm off the menu. But if I wasn't... Talk dirty to me.
Uh.....well.....um......table 3 needs a wipe down?

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Banana Creme
The first mare of the evening had really pretty hair!  She reminded him of Bananas!  He really aught to not compare other phonies to food but fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches were a favorite of his cousin Blue.  She also seemed shy, maybe she felt out of place like him.

If you could be anywhere other than here tonight, where would you be?
At my diner!!  It's just after the dinner rush so me an the waitresses usually talk about our favorite customers while we're cleaning up.

I watch a lot of movies when I'm not making macarons and the like. What's your favorite movie genre, and why?
Macarons sound fancy.  Are they little cookies?  Oh!  Sorry, food always gets me talkin.  Uh...movie wise I like a nice family movie.  Maw never really let us watch other things, not even her romance movies.

...What's your opinion on mares with a little more... junk in the trunk? This is purely for scientific research. That I'm interested in. Very important.
Junk in yer trunk?  Do y'all need help movin in or somethin?

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Torte Bar
This mare seemed quite sure of herself, kinda like Poppers.  Kit just gave her his best friendly smile.

I like a GOOD, strong drink. What did ya get from the bar?
Hmm, normally just beer.  Poppers....er...Barley Pop, my sis, she makes the best beer in phonyland!

What's the most RECKLESS thing you've done? For legal purposes, don't tell me any crimes.
Reckless?  Hmm, well there was this one time when me'n Barley were tryin a new batch a hers and I thought it'd be really funny to make a potato cannon.  After I told her to hold my beer there was a lot of mashed potatoes afterwards.

Last, but not least! Sports?
WRASLIN!!

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Simmering Sea
Oh wow!  This mare had a fish tail!  Better not offer her fish sticks, Kit thought.  She might take offence.

Do you enjoy hanging out on the beach at night?
I'm not the best swimmer ta be honest.  An when yer as tall as me you have to go pretty deep to actually swim.

Do you have any hobbies? Mine's collecting shells from the beach - I have like, a gajillion of them!
I collect the caps off beer bottles!  I think they are right purty!

Would you rather be the artist creating art for a showing or a spectator enjoying the gallery? There's no wrong answer!
Um....I'm not exactly artistic unless you count my food.  I guess since I cook it I'm the artist?

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Heavenly Body
Kit blushed bright pink through his white fur.  This mare was big, like she looked normal next to him.  And she was so purty...and sparkly...and her hair looked nice...he gulped loudly.

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What is the greatest adventure you've ever been on?
Uh....I....uh......well when I was a colt I went huntin fer frogs once......

How comfortable are you around dead things?
Well I keep a lot of chicken in the fridge..does...uh....does that count?

On a scale of one to ten, how coordinated are you?
Kit shuffled his hooves a bit, "Uh....I...think....about a 7?  I can cook multiple meals at once.

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Willow Wisp
This mare was interestin.  One leg was different colors, like his spots!  And...did she have fangs?

"What animal do you feel the most kinship with and why?"
My dog Hickory!!  We're like peas in a pod me and him!!  Best dang friend a feller could ask for!!

Wisp becomes distracted midway through your conversation by literally anything and points to something else in the room. "Would you look at that, isn't that neat?"
Kit blinked and looked over at a collection of kids coloring mats.  "Oooo I wonder if they have the picture findin one....I like those."

If you could get back any one thing you've lost what would it be?.
Kit sighed, showing the first bit of sadness he'd ever shown, "My Paw.  He's been gone for ages.  I know Maw found her a new boyfriend but...a feller likes to see his Paw every now and then.

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Hush Money
An alicorn!  Wow kit was impressed by the rare phony!  And she was so purty!  Gosh so many purty girls and here he was without his best hat!  Wait...who was she talkin to?

What is your opinion on ASMR?
ASMR?  Is that like.....a food?  Cause if it's fried I can make it!!

Would you consider yourself wealthy?
Aww money ain't everythang.  Long as you got a lovin family and a job you enjoy, you's the richest around.

Do you think I'm the most beautiful mare in the room?  I'm a gamer girl, by the way.
"Well there was that sparkly big mare over there," he pointed and sighed a bit.

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Blind Love
This mare reminded him of his mother for some reason.  The same sweet expression but different colors.

Have you ever been in-love before?
Kit blushes again and shook his head, "Naw.  I've had my eye on a few mares before but....," he sighed a bit, "A feller sometimes can't get his courage up."

Do you ever see yourself settling down with someone?
Oh sure!  Maw especially wants me to find a nice phony to settle with.

What's your first memory?
Kit grinned broadly, "Maw feedin me my corn dog!  We was at the fair!"

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Kiwi Kiss
Kit looked down at the little flutter phony, wondering how phonies could be so small!  She was smaller than Poppers!

Oh no! An orc breaks into the restaurant! What do you do?
Well most likely he's hungry, so I'd offer him a nice basket of fried pickles then maybe pot roast and fried taters.

Describe your ideal first date!
Kit tapped his chin to give this some thought, "Well I'd like to take someone out I suppose.  It'd be proper.  But then again maybe I'd just bring them to the diner, just the two of us for a special hoove made meal.

What's your favorite fruit?
"Apples!  Maw makes an amazing apple pie!!" Kit looked like he was about to start drooling at the thought.

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Knockout
Wow this stallion was really bright red.  Though he seemed confidant enough.

DC or Marvel?
What's that?  Is that like beer?

Name your top superhero or supervillain from any movie or tv genre.
Captain Boomerang!! He's funny!

How would you feel if your partner wasn't necessarily a 'good phony'?
Well as long as their heart was good I suppose I dun mind.

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Tsunami Waves
Oh another fishsti....merphony!  He'd never met so many in one place before!!

How do you feel about water?
One day I'd like to have a bathtub I can fit in proper like.

What's your favorite thing to do at the beach?
Sometimes I get some beer from Popper and just watch the stars.

Have you seen Chad?
Unless he's a regular at the diner then no, fraid not.

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Foxtrot
Another tiny mare!!  Kit felt huge around the perky phony.

Do you like to dance?
I can line dance purty good!!

What is your ideal music to dance too?
Heh heh, country music.

What relaxes you most?
Cookin, I love it.  Hear in the sizzle of the fryers and smellin fresh bacon.  Yeah....

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Shockstar
Wow this phony reminded him of mustard!  He was so yellow!  And he had a little critter with him!

What's your favorite Pocket Monster type?
Pocket monster?  Uh...what's that?

What's your dream Pocket Monster team?
I'm real confused.  Why does yer monsters need to be on a team?

How do you level up your mons?
"Level up my....mys?  Now yer just speakin french," he blinked considering he could actually speak french given his mother.

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Regrind
Kit smiled at the fellow draft phony, he liked his hair!  He was purty!  He seemed nice enough as well.

What are your feelings on renewable energy/resources?
Well it'd definitely help on the electricity bill.  But not sure how well it'd run a fryer.  Sucker's gotta be hot to cook right.

Would you eat lab created meat/food?
Kit looked simply horrified at the idea, "Lab....meat?"

Do you think Phonyland is energy efficient?
I'm not too sure.  What does the park even run on?

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Lemon Lime

Oh a brightly colored mare like that first one he spoke to!  He wondered if they were related?  That was a common question in his family.

Is MILF on your menu for tonight?
Well I don't remember it being on the diner menu but if you teach me how to make it I might be able to add it?

Tell me all about how you won your coolest gold medal, award or achievement.
I won the best fried pickles at the county fair!!

Who's your favorite sports team or sports player? Mine's Rumbling Rocket, a female three time gold medalist for Tennis Single's Match Tournaments.
I like wraslin!!!  The Boulder is my favorite!!  CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE BOULDER IS COOKIN!!!  WOO!

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Happy Endings
Oh another flutter though this one seemed to be a stallion.  He was an awfully pretty color of purple.  Reminded him of grape jelly.

What is your favorite genre of book?
Cook books!!  Well the Southern Home Cookbooks by Pawla Preen.

Fabio or Fabi-no?
Fabi-who?

What's your love language?
Maw always says French is a love language, an I can speak that but she says I sound funny.

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King Cock
This phony looked interesting......

Do you like and/or have hens?
Sure!  Next to the hams!  They make fer good eatin!

Which pellet mix do you think is the best?
Is that like corn bread?  Cause I like sweet corn bread myself.

Free range or pasture-raised?
Kit went into a 30 minute detailed explination of the merits of free range as it gave the eggs more flavor and could produce variety eggs rather than bland ones.

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Shrill X
Why if'n it wasn't his cousin!!!  "Well howdy Cousin Shrill!  Gosh it's nice to see a familiar face round here!!"

Do you like to party?
Is it a hoe down?  I like hoe downs!

Yell really loud for me. Do it. It's fun.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAWWWW!," yeah Kit had no problem with that.

How do you feel about monogamy and why does it suck?
Mahogany?  I like that wood but it's a tad expensive.

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Sweet Bread
This mare looked so pretty but her coloring reminded him of a fancy phony he particularly didn't like right now.

What's your favorite sandwich?
Ham and cheese!!  Though my cousin Blue likes friend peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Do you have any children of your own?
Kit blushed for the millionth time tonight, "Uh...naw.  But Maw keeps askin bout grandkids."

Have you ever loved someone before?
"Naw, just a few catchin the eye," he sighed a bit.

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Expired Expectations
Did.....this this stallion have BREAD for a leg?  That was amazin!!

What is one food you could go without?
Escargot...Auntie Puffy likes it and...just....blegh....

What do you look for in a partner?
Well I would like someone who doesn't mind a...heavier...feller.  And the smell of grease.

Why are you here?
Well I thought I'd meet some nice phonies that I might could be friends with.

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Bijou Blende
This mare looked so fancy!  She even had a tiara!  But her soft features and blonde hair reminded him of his Maw.

What's your work life balance like?
Uh pretty good I supose.  I'm always home to walk Hickory and I get the stains out of my aprons.

Out of the seven deadly sins, which one is yours?
Kit couldn't help but giggle, "Gluttony, iffen it ain't obvious."

Coffee or tea?
A nice black cup of coffee.

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Fatal Attraction
The mare had sparkly eyes! Wow!  That looked amazin!

How do you feel about horror movies?
They uh....kinda scare me.  I don't like being surprised much.

Would you love me forever and ever and ever?
Kit blushed, "I....uh.....well....maybe...I'm not sure...."

Would you find it weird if your partner dug through your trash?
Well I do sometimes throw out the instructions so naw, sometimes it's necessary.

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Paws Button
This mare was as small as that one other mare!  They had to be related!!

Do you enjoy wearing costumes?
During halloween I don't mind.

If you could dress up as any fictional character who would you choose?
Um....maybe that chef feller from Sesame Seed Street!

Have you made anything you're really proud of?
My award winning fried pickles!!

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Rough Shards
Oh wow this stallion was as big as he was!  He looked awfully strong too!

What is your ideal Sunday afternoon?
Makin Sunday dinner for Maw and Poppers!

How do you feel about rainy days?
It makes it slow at the diner so I don't care for it much.

Where would you hide a present to keep it a surprise?
Somewhere up real high.  Maw and Poppers are kinda short.

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Centaur Fold
Kit pointed, which was rude, but couldn't help but smile, "Hey!!  You have people hands just like Maw!!  She doesn't have them in her phony form though!"

Do you like hands on experiences?
When Maw has her hands she does all sorts of neat baking.  So sure!!

"Wanna arm wrestle?" Centaur Fold slap down an arm to the table ready to challenge. He always makes use of the extra limbs.
Kit immediately takes up the challenge with one hoof, "Let's wrasle!!"

"How do you feel about finger... foods?" Cent eyes the menu and winks.
Oh I make those!  Fried pickles, cheese sticks, chicken nuggets.

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Kaiju Blue
The blue in this phony's hair reminded him of his own hair.  He wondered if he'd look good with dark highlights.

If your destiny was to save the world, what threat would you be defending it against?
Too much healthy food!  Sometimes you gotta have something that sticks to yer ribs!

If you were on a monster-fighting team with your best friend, what would your team name and theme be, and what would your uniforms look like?
Well my best friend is Hickory, my dog.  So I suppose we'd be the The Pork Brothers!!  And have bacon masks!!

Would you rather go to the deep ocean or deep space, and why?
Well.....neither ta be honest.  But if I had ta choose the deep ocean.  Maybe I can find a nice fish to fry.

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Nina
Another grape jelly phony!!!
How do you stay in contact with your pals?
Sometimes I send Hickory with a letter!  He does good most of the time!

How do you wind down after work?
I watch wraslin!

What's your sleep schedule like?
Purty good.  Maw always says a good cook always gets a full night's rest.





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Checkmate thought about her statement.  True he didn't kill those insects but he had a good reason why not.  "Well I don't kill those because they pollenate Father's flowers.  And the ladybugs eat the aphids.  Father told me of them.  But I don't remember spiders doing those things.  And we kill flies and such all the time," he blinked at her.  The colt wasn't cruel, his tone suggested confusion as to the difference when it's ok to smoosh a bug.

@Ruriska

[ENTER THE DOME]

ENTER THE DOME
Babby: Checkmate
Brief Bio: Checkmate is a competitive colt with a pension for board games!  His favorite is chess because it has knights like his Mama!
Wrestler Ring Name: The Gamemaster
Catchphrase: Winners never cheat and cheaters never win!!
Face or Heel? Face, always one for rules.
Wrestling backstory: GM had it all, a loving family and all the money in the world.  But then a nefarious cheater framed him, causing his family to turn away from him in shame.  Now he has vowed to win back his honor and prove to his family he is the best at the game!
What did you tell your parents you were doing instead of coming to join an illegal underground babby fighting ring? Chess tournament, I mean I'm competing right?
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Kit wasn't quite sure why he was here.  Ok maybe he did know.  He'd been getting a bit lonely, even with all the customers at his diner.  He didn't have any phony to come home to.  Also Bon Appetit didn't like seeing her children alone so she'd given him the flyer.  Speed dating?  How did you date and speed?  The poor stallion was confused but told his Maw he'd give it a try.  He'd made sure his hat was nice and clean, his coat was brushed free of flour and fried bits, he's even made sure his hooves were washed!

Entering the room, decorated so fancy like he was....intimidated.  He was a big phony, both in weight and height but still this kind of environment wasn't his simple kitchen or country diner.  But he wasn't going to let this stop him!  He could be fancy like the others!  Heck maybe he'd find a nice mare who enjoyed his food and his company.

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Splash Landing works at the local theme park as the Log Flume operator!  He also sells pictures of people snapped right as they are about to go down.  He's very laid back but does love to see the thrill of sudden excitement.

Status:  Single
Breeding:  Knocking Hooves and Gene donation
Romance:  He likes males and females, not having any preference.  Just keep in mind he's very much "duuuuude".
Friendship:  Splash loves seeing people happy and having fun, even if they get a bit of a fright.  He is a very peaceful acting phony who can relax anyone.
Growth:  Splash is good at helping with Laughter.