MDM 2021: MMitT ROUND 6 FINALS

[Ph0ny]

Though the arena is set up and the center light is blazing, there is curiously no commentary table. Before one can lament the lack of overwrought punditry, there is a loud crackle over an ancient-sounding intercom that gives way to a loud, boisterous voice:

"Welcome to the annual - well this annum's - MAXX MADNESS IN THE THUNDERDOME! This humble, hallowed hall holds the hopes and dreams of many Babbies from the harsh realities of Phonyland, giving them a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to realize not only their ambitions, but themselves, as whole, grown, Old Enough Phonies.

This is what's at stake today, folks, as we settle down to watch the romp of our lives from Phonies who, not so long ago, were in rompers. Today we watch colts and fillies become grown-ass stallions and mares. Today, we watch Babbies. Fight.

LET'S RUMBLE!"

How this works:
All rolls will be done by Ph0ny (unless Maxx accidentally leaves it as himself, then it's Maxx. Actually, Maxx just gave up, it's Maxx). You just have to sit and watch and pray your little angel does all right!
1. 1st roll determines whether the higher or lower roll between the two contenders is the winning roll. 1 means higher roll wins, 2 means lower roll wins.
2. 2nd roll of 2 dice, assigned in the order of names shown (i.e. Name 1 vs Name 2), determines who wins.
That's it for this round!

OOC: Please do not post in this thread! If you'd like to RP your reactions, here are the threads: MMitT Thunderdome Audience Talk ORP and MMitT Locker Room: Babby Contender ORP.
For OOC chatter, please use the General Discussion thread or our Discord.

[Maxx]

Spring Fling vs Sugarplum Dance

"This little boy is all outta dosh, how he going to show his eternal allegiance to his favourite TV show now?! Well, we're not sure where he's going to get more money but maybe if he's Old Enough he can get a job! Danstallion is here to find adulthood!"

"This little girl was abandoned by her parents and went into ballet to find fame and revenge - and probably found out that professional ballet takes a lot of money you need parents for, and now she's here, fighting anyone who gets in her way instead! Ballet or hand to hand? Who knows with Satin Pointe!"

[blockquote]Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2[/blockquote]

[Maxx]

[blockquote]Rolled 2d10 : 10, 1, total 11[/blockquote]

[Maxx]

"Satin Pointe (Sugarplum Dance) comes right out of the gate roaring and ready to go in this battle of heels, dashing straight for her opponent. Her ballet speed gives Danstallion (Spring Fling) no time to respond as she leaps upon him for a pummeling! Folks, if you have trauma from watching jocks whale on nerds, look away.

Satin Pointe wins! Who will be her opponent in the next round? We'll find out...later!"

[Maxx]

Checkmate vs Requiem

"In the meantime, it's on to the other side of the brackets! A brutal defeat by a cheating opponent cost him his short life's work, reputation, and championship. Today, this little boy looks to prove to his loving and supportive family that he is deserving of their eternal faith. The Gamemaster comes to the ring to show that you can play and win by the rules!"

"This little girl was cruelly cut down in the prime of her life as an unfair casualty in the game of life and probably gang fights! Her unsettled spirit has returned to the dark and dirty streets of Phony City to find her killer and do unto others what was done unto her - Necroprancer arrives with all hooves outta the grave!"

[blockquote]Rolled 1d2 : 1, total 1[/blockquote]

[Maxx]

[blockquote]Rolled 2d10 : 2, 10, total 12[/blockquote]

[Maxx]

"The Gamemaster (Checkmate) puts up a flurry of flailing hooves, but Necroprancer (Requiem) cuts straight to the chase with a ringing body slam! This is a bad day for nerds in the ring, and it might just be because we don't seem to have any rules, folks. Two rounds to show that bad kids are good wrestlers.

Necroprancer finds victory, and in the next round of matches, will go head-to-head with Lightning Strike (Peach Lightning)!"

[Maxx]

Kelpacabana vs Third Impact

"This little girl thought she and her partner had the title of Elite Salsamenco in the bag, but her innocence was shattered when the swine turned tail to join forces with her fiercest rival and evil twin! Fan-DAMN-Go may have been scorned, but she'll bravely go it alone and prove she's the sister at the top!"

"Aliens exist, and this little girl wants to believe so she can crush them...for ultimate dominion over planet Earth! Her shamelessly simple and brutal mindset will be tested as she enters the ring - will Instrumentality become lord and master of all who face her?!"

[blockquote]Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2[/blockquote]

[Maxx]

[blockquote]Rolled 2d10 : 2, 4, total 6[/blockquote]

[Maxx]

"It's a thrilling scene as two determined babbies run straight for each other with their hooves at the ready! They're rolling - it's hard to tell but oh! With a headbutt Fan-DAMN-Go (Kelpacabana) has taken Instrumentality (Third Impact) out of the game! Looks like the jocks are talking the talk and dancing the walk, folks. This'll show you how scary dancers can be.

Fan-DAMN-Go's on her toes and will be facing Blue Venus (Late Bloom) in the next round of matches!"

[Maxx]

Mecha Crusade vs Cosmic Down

"This little boy totalled his old car, and is out to - what? He's building his new ride! Self-funding and finding the value in hard work and building character, Kid Engineer is speeding down the highway into the Thunderdome!"

"Who wants to stay in knitting class? Well, some people do - but not this little boy, who is putting down the needles to use his hooves for more violent means. Will Star Slinger find himself in the ring? Let's find out!"

[blockquote]Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2[/blockquote]

[Maxx]

[blockquote]Rolled 2d10 : 3, 7, total 10[/blockquote]

[Maxx]

"They're keen lads galloping out the gate, but Star Slinger (Cosmic Down) is finding the value of hard work - in Kid Engineer's (Mecha Crusade) back hooves! This time the nerd is giving someone else the boot as poor Star Slinger falls to the floor. He might be facing a needle of another sort in the sick bay as his bones are a-knitting.

Kid Engineer is one step closer to his new car, but will find some Pyro (Hijinks) in the next round!"

[Maxx]

Bokeh vs Rorschach

"It's our last match of the day, and Satin Pointe is eagerly watching to see who will be her future opponent. Well, this little boy got in a wee spot of trouble thanks to exposure - but it wasn't indecent, it was just caught on film. After burying his old camera, he found himself right here in the Thunderdome. How do you keep clumsy kids out of trouble? By putting them in the ring, of course! Here comes F-Stop!"

"Straight out of the old classic is this little boy, who found a curious pot of ink in an old library that put him outta sight - with the side effects of hallucinations, diabolical plots and sleep deprivation, he's out to see just what his new powers can do! Now you see him - or do you, really?! We're sure he's here: Invisible Ink!"

[blockquote]Rolled 1d2 : 2, total 2[/blockquote]

[Maxx]

[blockquote]Rolled 2d10 : 4, 8, total 12[/blockquote]