Corn's Stable

[Corn]

[Corn]

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0. Quest Thread

1. The Cert Zone
2. This
3. Owner
4. Stable
5. Negative - about
6. Negative - misc.
7. Haute Couture - about
8. Haute Couture - misc.
9. Friend-Ship - about
10. Friend-Ship - misc.
11. Bumble Thunder - about
12. Bumble Thunder - misc.
13. Lightning Round - about
14. Lightning Round - misc.

1. Hot To Trot - about
2. Hot To Trot - misc

[Corn]

So I'm roleplaying as myself, actually BEING myself, and roleplaying as ponies? All in the same environment??

My name is  Corn. I'm a big nerd who likes cartoons and video james and memes.  I am also eagerly helpful,  incredibly silly, and very, very friendly, so please don't be shy about talkin' to me!

As a phonyland customer, I am a frequent visitor, but only occasionally interact with the products, as it were. I provide guidance and supplies for my own herd quietly, behind the scenes, but I don't often talk to other peoples' phonies. The line between in-character and out-of-character interactions is a hard one to play with when you are both a real-world entity and a character you are playing. I prefer to avoid that headache altogether.

Dude, that is like, entirely too meta.

[Corn]

ok so the general idea is that I rent a stable for all my phonies that are either first gen or don't live with their parents for whatever reason. They KIND of raise themselves, but I check in frequently to keep them on track.

[Corn]

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Oh hello! Wotcher name? Woudja like a meat pie?

TBR-W

He is an adorable, awkward little fellow, isn't he?

Wait - what're ya runnin' away fer?

[Corn]

barglebarglebargleROLEPLAYS
Babby meet & greet - Nega's first outing!
Something else I think!
Summer Festival - Nega had a stand that offered dead animals, it was great.
Yawn & Tangles' Wedding - worst best man ever.
At long last - Nega gets cornered in Bonbon's cafe. Adorable ensues.
WEDDING??? Wedding.
A November Thing - the kids are out of the house, and Neg has something to talk about with his wife.

barglebarglebargleINVENTORY
Hunting gear and bills and wow being an adult is hard
There are cool rewards though, like LOTS OF CLOTHES. he's got his wedding tux, a sweet red flannel shirt, and something more comfortable.

barglebarglebargleRELATIONS
Noel: M' beautiful wife uwu
TACO: Silly bugger, but m' bes' friend.
Sugar Plum: We colored once, when we was liddle. She seems nice, if'n a mite bossy. owo
Bon Bon: She gots peopley bits! >80 An' she bakes good.
Scent Puff: Ehn, nais enough. Got's Noel's funny arcsent.
Play Belle: Ain't never seen vittles afore. 8T
Honeysuckle: *Huffs!* Too friendly.
Children: HY LOVES ALLA YOU, 8A8

[Corn]

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Hello, darling! I love what you've done with your hair!

TBR-W

This is Haute Couture, nicknamed Fab - because he is! Fab's got a real strong sense of style, baby, and he's not afraid to let you know what he thinks about how you look! He'll fawn over all the latest fashions or your delightful eclectic style, but he'll also smartly diss you if you even think about wearing something that doesn't suit you. He doesn't mean any harm by it - he just wants everyone to look their best!

That lace collar has got to go, though - tsk, tsk!

[Corn]

barglebarglebargleROLEPLAYS
Something of a Space Oddity, in the guild with Niner.
Barley bag snenanigans, in-thread with Barley Pop. More like BARELY ACCEPTABLE bags.
Phonyland Elementary ORP, in the guild with a whole buncha folks.

barglebarglebargleINVENTORY
Finding himself suddenly an adult, he's now looking for his first apartment, and all the things that moving into a new and empty place on your own entails.

barglebarglebargleRELATIONS
Family: They are mine, and I am theirs. In keeping with zis, many things may be forgiven.
Warp Nine: NO SENSE OF FASHION. Best aided by removing and incinerating his outfit immediately.
Barley Pop: Very nice colors, and her spots are just darling! Unfortunately suffers from the same affliction as mssr. Niner.
Hard Truths: Connard.

[Corn]

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Those people look like they're having fun...

Friend-Ship is a little spacey, a little... off. But he means well! He really likes to people-watch, and spends a lot of time sitting on the lawn or in his window staring at the ponies and guests wandering the park.

... I wonder what they're like...

[Corn]

barglebarglebargleROLEPLAYS
In-thread; greeted Marvel, C.C. and Niner, and was invited to join the Super Fantastic Justice Superhero League. What an honor!
Phonyland Elementary ORP, in guild, mostly with Hard Truths.
[K]Eulogy for an Opossum with Penny Dreadful - something super sad happens, and Shipper learns some important lessons. Warning: animal death is involved.

barglebarglebargleINVENTORY
I have decided Shipper is the steward of all my phonygrams. Have fun with that little dude.
2014: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16+17 18  19
2015: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15+16
2016: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9+10
2017: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17+18

barglebarglebargleRELATIONS
Star: My best friend. c:
Cutie Canoodle: She thinks my hair is good-crazy.
Marvel: She called me a mutant. Is that a good thing?
Warp Nine: He gave me a nickname! The Captain's way cool.
Hard Truths: ???
Penny Dreadful: She's real nice.

[Corn]

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If a good fight's like poetry in motion...

If you want a fight, Bumble Thunder's your gal! Got a thing against hitting ladies? Then you're a sucker and she'll take you down twice as fast. In battle, Thunder is unscrupulous and hits hard as a lightning strike; outside of it, however, the Bumble starts to show through. She tends to stumble through interpersonal interactions, never saying the right things and always quick to anger or take offense.

Here is a thing I drew, a thing Luafien drew, and a thing CuddlyCuttlefish drew.

... You should go back to third grade writing class!

[Corn]

barglebarglebargleROLEPLAYS
Watch Your Step - a sparring match with Kaiju Blue!

barglebarglebargleINVENTORY
nothing so far!

barglebarglebargleRELATIONS
Kaiju Blue: Oh man he is the best sparring partner a gal could ask for!!
Everyone Else: uh

[Corn]

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beginning of witty phrase

Lightning Round, or LR, is a phony that has an actual personality I swear lemme just

end of witty phrase

[Corn]

barglebarglebargleROLEPLAYS
nothing so far!

barglebarglebargleINVENTORY
nothing so far!

barglebarglebargleRELATIONS
Thunder Bird: I LOVE.
King Kakapo: MY.
Serendipity: FAMILY!!! <3

[Corn]

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